Family members around the holidays

Great question

 

Perhaps you shouldn't try to post your dick swagger on TMB so much then.

 

Rude - and on Christmas no less.

 

You really are missing a great opportunity by not having a pornstar play hide and seek with a turtle.

 

SIL got a promise ring from tank top DJ. She’s 44 he’s 39. I dying. They didn’t appreciate my laughter when they said it was a promise ring and not an engagement ring.

 

It sounds like it’s going well for them

 

I don’t know if I’m more impressed with Eathen’s Christmas trio or Blind Dog’s shellfish allergy being cured.

 

its tough to compete with wes tegg for #1 Rebel

Eathan has to pull out everything just to compete

 

Sounds like she wanted some kind of commitment and this is what he came up with

 

I think by sharing it with Daniel Ocean, the hint was dropped that he's talking about Daniel Sea.

 

It’s J Mac

 

My mom wrote an email to NBC a few years ago because she didn’t like the way Johnny Weir was dressed

 

Before the most recent botox endeavors - Madison Ivy was an absolute smoke show.

 

She really ruined herself with surgery

 

What's the promise exactly?

 

Holy shit, is she dead? Aren't those stings supposed to be one of the most painful you can receive?

 

I’ve been hit twice by them. Absolutely miserable. But I didn’t die. Unless it’s really really slow death.

 

Currently in a house with my extended family on my mom's side. Dry party with this side so no booze. Ok, no big deal. I'll watch football with the crowd here that also like that. Five minutes ago my cousin just turned the TV to Netflix to put on a kids show to keep the kids entertained. So, extended family, dry, no football on Christmas day. Toddlers everywhere. I don't like about 25% of these people. It's a hoot.

 

For fun, who are the other two that round out the top 3?

 

Me and devine. Thanks for asking

 

@BamaNug’s sister is definitely in the top 3

 

What is it that makes a bunch of people think that they absolutely need to repeat their opinions on covid and/or politics completely unprovoked every single time you see them? And it's rarely the smart ones.

 

People who have become Trumpers/anti-vax/anti-covid people have lost many friends/jobs/family members so it is now their identity. What else will they talk about? NASA's new telescope?

 

“What are your hobbies?”
Trump, trump rallies, not wearing a mask, yell at people who wear them, yell at people who tell me to wear them.

 

When we left the house my wife says "we were there 4 hours and it felt like 8."

Felt closer to 12 but at least my wife is on the same page as me.

 

Missed opportunity to make a name up and be surprised that there is someone working with that name

 

I’m an interesting mixture of drunk, Covid and high right now.

 

In a way we're all dying a really really slow death.

 

Well guys been drinking like a motherfucker and dropped a mother fucking 100 on bop it while sitting by the fire.

 

damn this is actually really impressive, congrats on your useless flow state

isn’t 20ish usually a pretty great run?

 

For the record, shit stops at 100

 

Original bop it or the expanded one with the flick and spin?

 

Original, I play with what I’ve got

 

Izzy

 

me too

 

Can someone explain why Bamanug is taking heat all over the place today

 

It is slow, poison takes ~150 years.

 

His sister is the star of the Relatives Around the Holidays thread

 

I missed this post, you know what page?

 

This was one pour short of full when I started

 

you can do it

 

No, I forgot pretty much everything that happened before SugarShaun started cross referencing porn star lists.

 

Update my niece ate shit on a balance board. I’m drunk as fuck and I’ve still got it on that thing.

 

The dog has been crop dusting us all day from the table food.

 

If I was posting after that there would be more typos and hard to follow concepts.

 

You're going to finish it, right?