We do the cheap toilet paper trick but it's to get unwanted people to leave quicker. #lifehackaroundtheholidays
The ones who know us, know to open the cabinet above the toilet and reach behind the decoration on the left for the good good that's left in the spare bathroom. Normally we stocked with the goods.
yeah. they were selling a “commemorative limited edition collectors item” board game-like folding display case with the U.S. map and slots to put the states quarters. Informercials are like catnip for old people.
lol - I can relate. One of the estate sales I had to deal with recently was a scenario where several of the estate holders assumed literally every item was worth millions and it ended up being a net negative for the cost of gas to get them evaluated.
I can't explain how, but none of us got Covid from riding in cars unmasked with him. He parked the vehicle we loaned him in Airport parking with an empty tank, $60 bucks and our presents after quarantining for Xmas. His wife and kid were in Colorado less than 48 hours. Good to see everyone though.
Who are these people yall are letting into your homes who you don't want to use good TP/wipes? and why not just end the relationship at that point?
I’m flying home from seeing family today so I figured this was as appropriate a place as any to share this, but I walked into the airport bathroom in Houston to a kid that had to be like 13-14 with his pants around his ankles taking a piss in the urinal. just an absolute power move by him letting those ass cheeks out.
I’m not going to lie, I initially imagined it as a giant tortoise and was trying to figure out how drunk these people were that couldn’t find it. I’m obviously not well-versed in tortoise species.
Kid threw himself under the bus! Went from "Grampa, thank you for the quarters. I bought something I like," to "Wha?" I don't like making fun of old people, especially my parents, but we did have a family bonding session when we got home – picking up magazines from last October, going "Oooh, vintage!"
A few months back I walk into the bathroom at Costco and there was a boy that was probably 4 years old with his pants around his ankles standing in the base of those floor mounted urinals. I just turned around and walked out. There was a lady who I assumed was his mom waiting at the door that was going to be in for a big surprise.
Just thought of one that probably happens in varying ways around the Hollidays: My dad's baseball card collection, if he's accurate on which cards he has and he's a pretty by-the-book accurate person, myself and my brother estimated to be easily worth over $1mil. He is extremely confident his dad threw them away and refused to admit it - this was an argument on many a holiday.
Another Florida tortoise story I’ve shared here before, Years ago when our son was first born my wife and I were walking through a nature area of a nearby park with our son in a stroller. She hears some rustling in the bushes and takes the fuck off. I go back and grab the stroller she left behind and bring it to her and then go back into the bushes to see what it was. It was a gopher tortoise
Not family, but I’m accompanying my Taiwanese colleague to his circumcision on NYE day. Gonna be an awkward morning, to say the least.
Give you guys both a dollar if you take the snip to a Korean bbq joint and grill it up at the table and share it. Has to be video taken and shared here or no dollar for either of you.
How in the world did this conversation start? Or is this a regional/religious thing he has just now decided to adhere to?
About 45. Doc said he needed someone to come to the appointment/operation with him. Apparently, I’m the winner of that lottery.
“BWC, are you available this Friday? I want to have a circumcision surgery, but the surgeon said that I must have a company, or otherwise they won't do it... he told me this surgery would only take a few minutes...and I will try to ask them is it ok if I only ask you to come after surgery...(to save your time, I will cover all the $ it takes)” I believe the religion is also known in other parts of the world as “pussy is undefeated”