I guess it’s not really a TMB story but he posted about getting interviewed by the FBI (I think?) before any of the arrests. I think there was maybe one more board-related layer to it but not like the two you posted.
Microwave is a great way to reheat pizza if you like eating chewy bread while your mouth plays lava cheese minesweeper
sunday I deleted our texts from Saturday night in case my wife look at my phone. Not bc I was hiding anything but bc it was a bunch of nonsensical gibberish and I didn’t want her to make fun of me
Dramatically separate note - what is the over under for how long it would take your wife to decide on an accent chair? No judgement, just sheer curiosity of what is the norm/avg. I'm not even talking artwork/fancy level - just the chair she likes to read a book on or whatever makes sense roughly similar.
Months? Years? The Imlperial Library of Constantinople might not contain the contents of this woman's Amazon cart.
lol - yea I've looked at her cart before and asked if she was organizing a wedding or something on multiple occasions.
Roses are red Violets are blue I’m sorry I stuck a loaded gun in your face like a god damn lunatic bc dominoes delivered our pizza late
most common requests include spelling out Prom, Sorry, or making a heart with pepperoni/other topping. Then a lot of people asking to draw shit like a dinosaur/very random drawings or write a joke on the inside of the pizza box. a lot of the other requests were to pick up beer/cigs on the way over.
the first couple were funny, but then it gets pretty old. I worked in pizza from age 16-23, so I learned to hate just about everything at those places.