Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Fargin'

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    That's a nice circle
     
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  2. Shawn Hunter

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    It’s giving me some inspiration
     
  3. herb.burdette

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    This is how the Bible ends in Revelations.
     
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  4. The Banks

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    I blame the Kiwis. They love their circles and sheep recognize that.

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  5. broken internet

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  6. pearl

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  7. Shinzon

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    Lol the world’s most dangerous animal, and a tiny wall is all that separates them from a killing spree.

     
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  8. tigr2ndbase

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    So what did you do at work today?

    Well I had to slap a hippo to make sure it knew it’s place.
     
  9. 40wwttamgib

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    I would quit.
     
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  10. The Banks

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    How do you qualify worlds most dangerous? How many die a year from hippo attacks vs other animals?
     
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  11. Shinzon

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    They’re also supposedly one of the most territorial and unpredictable animals. Will attack with little to no provocation. And I assume because of their size, they don’t hesitate to attack any animal. Plenty of video of them attacking crocodiles and lions. And even some of them attacking elephants.
     
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  12. The Banks

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  13. Shinzon

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    Most deadly isn’t the same as most dangerous? Or am I missing something?
     
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  14. arrdub

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  15. Gotch Yarbrough

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    "Deadliest large land mammal."

    Banks is doing that thing he loves to do where he gets super pedantic about a meaningless comment.
     
  16. Shinzon

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    Guess you would have to take into consideration that hippos only live in some parts of Africa (and a few coked out hippos in Colombia). So their interaction with humans is severely limited compared to mosquitos, dogs, sharks, etc. which are spread throughout the world, have much higher population totals (hippo numbers have declined in recent years and are borderline endangered), and have a significantly greater chance of human interaction. :idk:
     
    #3768 Shinzon, Nov 20, 2022
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  17. 40wwttamgib

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    We really splitting hairs on how dangerous hippos are?
     
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  18. The Banks

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    Humans are more dangerous than hippos. How is this even controversial?
     
  19. arrdub

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    basically “per capita” like I said
     
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  20. WC

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    don’t do this
     
  21. Shinzon

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    Gotcha, missed that the first time. Got distracted by the link.
     
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  22. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  23. The Banks

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    It’s super stupid. Like saying that knives are the most dangerous weapon (if you ignore guns).
     
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  24. arrdub

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    I too would rather share close quarters with a mosquito vs a hippo
     
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  25. Shinzon

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    Just thought it was understood when viewing this thread that we’re talking about non-weapon using animals. So from now on, let’s assume that everyone is referring to non-weapon using, non-human animals.
     
  26. I've been killed by many animals in all the lifetimes I've lived and I've been killed by hippos the most (even over humans)
     
  27. soulfly

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    Can’t believe we allow Shinzonᴵᴵ to post on this here message board without even so much as a gate around him.
     
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  28. Pelican

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    What if you were locked in a bathroom with a walrus wielding a chainsaw?
     
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  29. Shinzon

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    These opposable thumbs are deadly.
     
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  30. slhorn

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    Well this was a fun update.
     
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  31. WC

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    Im willing to try it so long as Sir David Attenborough narrates the action.
     
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  32. Lucky24Seven

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    This is an example what it’s like talking to a toddler.
     
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  33. a.tramp

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    I have had 10 mosquitos on me at one time and did not hardly feel a thing. I could put peanut butter on my nuts and a doggo would just lick it off. Can’t say the same thing about a hippo now can you!
     
  34. One Two

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    :diamondjoe:
     
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  35. a.tramp

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    somewhat relevant tweet I just stumbled across :laugh:

     
  36. One Two

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  37. IHHH

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    i would pick a hippo in a one on one fight cage match
     
  38. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    much different kind of bear eating going down in weho
     
  39. Shinzon

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  40. The Banks

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    Red Pandas are p cute

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  41. Shawn Hunter

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    They are my favorite zoo animal
     
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  42. southlick

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    My favorite zoo animal would be the gorillas.
     
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  43. One Two

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    Primates in general.
     
  44. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    Walrus has no arms.
     
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  45. Pelican

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    They have mouths though.
     
  46. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    Nature is cool post. This thing was bigger than a school bus
     

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  47. southlick

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  48. 40wwttamgib

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    no thank you
     
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