I have a stalker. Any advice?

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  1. bertwing

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    It needs to be scalding hot ejaculate, not body temp
     
  2. Wendel Clark

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    I would love to know what she’s up to
     
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  3. Boo MFer!

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    Probably doing 5 to 10 in the state pen.
     
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  4. ~ taylor ~

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    I think any number of us considered the joke, but decided that if something terrible happens, we'd prefer to not have made it.
     
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  5. bigred77

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    :bro:
    You're married
     
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  6. Wendel Clark

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    :roll: My girl is a complete 180 from this bitch. CaneKnight met her
     
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  7. ~ taylor ~

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    Only on the premises of a cigar bar.
     
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  8. ~ taylor ~

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    You mean she's not completely insane?
     
  9. Wendel Clark

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    Oh no she crazy. Just in terms of looks
     
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  10. ~ taylor ~

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    Well that's... something
     
  11. UncleJesse

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  12. Tigers

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    Bump to see if he showed up today
     
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  13. 40wwttamgib

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  14. BuckeyeRiot

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  15. bigred77

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    westcoastbias last posted Friday about 10pm

    Wife and kids gone for the weekend, hasn't been posting on here
    He's either dead or dehydrated from so much porn
     
  16. devine

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    He was online last night
     
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  17. bigred77

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    Drink plenty of water westcoastbias
     
  18. Gizmoandsooz

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    When he gets back online he's going to have a bunch of dickheads who have derailed his thread.
     
  19. Truman

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    Excuse me ma’am. The preferred nomenclature is cuntshit.
     
  20. One Two

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    Clam up muppet
     
  21. cutig

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    Fuck off shitcunt
     
  22. gilstein21

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    Yep, you
     
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  23. mb711

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  24. Jc6

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    Wayyy late, but the dude sounds like he is having a psychotic break or he is off his meds. That doesn’t mean that he is dangerous. People will mental health issues are not more inherently violent than the rest of the population.

    Although if the delusions get bad enough/untreated it may result some problematic scenarios. People that are so lost in their psychosis to that point look as crazy what is occurring in their mind.
     
  25. ~ taylor ~

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    He's clearly a nut.
     
  26. Doyle McPoyle

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    You didn't read anything posted by the OP.
     
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  27. laxjoe

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    Keep reading imo
     
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  28. Aaron Hernandez

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    That post was definitely written while crouched behind bushes in front of OPs house.
     
  29. BuckeyeRiot

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    First time on the internet I see.
     
  30. Detlef Schrempf

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    The posts spin counterclockwise in the toilet in Australia.
     
  31. El Tiburon

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    Set up a bucket of brown paint over the front door. When the guy knocks, dump it on him. Then call the cops and tell them he's got a gun.
     
  32. Gizmoandsooz

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    Jump on the roof and when he knocks on the door piss all over him and call the police.
     
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  33. Boo MFer!

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    He wants him gone not aroused.
     
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  34. Shinzon

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    What about the one in your bathroom that records to his cloud?
     
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  35. Boom TittyMilk

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    The zoom capabilities aren’t quite there for me to worry about that
     
  36. One Two

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  37. Boo MFer!

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  38. laxjoe

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    i just googled "was there a murder on the west coast?" and the results were not promising!

    seriously though, i hope everyone is OK
     
  39. Boo MFer!

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    Biden’s America, mirite? SMH.
     
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Each on for a personality of the stalker?
     
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  41. bertwing

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    Now that’s the spirit!
     
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  42. 40wwttamgib

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    guy is probably wearing a skin suit of our dear friend at this very moment
     
  43. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    tthis is wescostbass ever thing fin their is no stocker
     
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  45. cutig

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    Gbr
     
  46. Aaron Hernandez

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    What’s the appropriate amount of time till dating the widow?
     
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  47. westcoastbias

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    Got the security cams installed Saturday and spent the day at a friends for the superbowl. Other me didn’t show up at the house. Picked up some mace per TMB recommendation.

    He’s going to get served the TRO this week and there’s a court hearing in 3 weeks. Hope the TRO doesn’t trigger him. To my knowledge he’s only shown on the weekends so taking the fam out of town next weekend to be cautious.
     
  48. Handcuffed

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  49. Boo MFer!

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    I just reread this post and all I have to say is a lesser man would have said something like:

    “Feed him a steak cooked by Truman, and he definitely won’t be back.”

    But I won’t do that.
     
  50. CTownND

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    Not stalker related, but didn't know a better thread to post this in.

    Cops just showed up at our house (moved in 2-3 months ago) and said that a 911 call was just made from our property then quickly hung up ("before 911 could take down the number") and they were checking in to make sure everything was ok. Neither of us made a call to 911 off our cell phones, we don't have a landline, don't know anyone else who was at the property, etc.

    Our security cameras don't show anyone on our property this evening. Is it some sort of operator error at 911? Could cops just be making up some story to check out the house (and/or maybe there's some threat they don't want to tell us about)? Just seems odd to show up like that and 911 operators to not have a number but claim the call was made from our property