Dallas weather

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  1. dump

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    Tbqh we werent expected to get all this until yesterday

    The weather people said it was gonna stay in the northern part of the metroplex
     
  2. Name P. Redacted

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    How long have you lived in texas
     
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  3. ned's head

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    Always been like this. Remember my wife almost killed herself and the dog skating to the bw3s that was literally across the street in oak lawn in 2013 or so
     
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  4. dump

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    At this point Texas is like why spend some money on something that happens .01% of the year
     
  5. THF

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    Well fuck us.





     
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  6. ned's head

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    It's definitely melted near me, although I'm sure it will just refreeze

     
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  7. ned's head

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    Daycare reopens at noon

    :blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed:


    *If the roads are good enough to get them there
     
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  8. football501

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    Our day care is closed all day tomorrow and I'm pretty heated about it, 3 days in a row of two adults working and two under 4 in the same house is not sustainable
     
  9. blind dog

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    My son is in a tennis tournament in Grapevine at 8am on Saturday. Zero chance this starts on time if at all, right??
     
  10. dump

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    Nah you’ll be good by Saturday
     
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  11. blind dog

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    hope you know more than your local weathermen, go hard @sun tomorrow pls
     
  12. BayouMafia

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    Drove to southwest Fort Worth and back this morning. The residential roads were still a bit dicey in spots but driveable, and 820/I-20 were fine. The biggest problem was jackwagons with 3 days of ice buildup on their vehicles driving down the highway with huge chunks flying everywhere.

    The only wrecks I saw a few semis (but no cars) that had wrecked overnight which was interesting because you figure those drivers are better trained for the conditions and to know when not to push it, but maybe the pressures of getting paid by the mile got the better of them. Plus it could have been that the smaller vehicles were already towed away and/or caused the semis to lose control themselves.
     
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  13. ned's head

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    Roads were sketchy by me where there wasn't direct sunlight. Preston was patchy even in sunlight, but drivable. Getting these kids out of the house :feelsgreatman
     
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  14. ned's head

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    This video has it all. Plenty of missing common sense, a goomba walk, and even a relatable stupid shit woman move at the end

     
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  15. blind dog

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    just tried to go, line wrapped around building. Turned around
     
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  16. bigred77

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    Of course you tried to show up at 11am
    :pffft:
     
  17. a.tramp

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    Sorry I missed the meet-up, had my phone on silent…
     
  18. blind dog

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    I tried to go at 10:30 but wife
     
  19. blind dog

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    Some genius girl scouts were camped out by line raking in cookie money
     
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  20. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Fantastic weather yesterday. Hope y'all got to get out and enjoy it.
     
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  21. texasraider

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    figured that was too cold for you
     
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  22. a.tramp

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    22° above normal temp tomorrow, bust out your summer attire. Ima be sweating my balls off.
     
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  23. dump

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    Fuzzy Zoeller tomorrow

    [​IMG]
     
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  24. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    80 degrees and calm. How horrible.
     
  25. texasraider

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    I still have my winter gear out if you need to borrow a jacket
     
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  26. ned's head

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    What the absolute fuck

     
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  27. pez

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    Why didn’t they salt the trees? No power? What an embarrassing disaster.

     
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  28. Sportfan

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    Holy fuck 80mph winds blowing through now
     
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  29. ned's head

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    Wife just changed all of the batteries in our flashlights to prepare. And then proceeded to give them to the kids to play with. I wonder why they were all dead
     
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  31. dump

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    Stay safe bros

    The survivors will tell our tale
     
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  32. THF

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    The dock at Lake Lewisville just lost its roof. My buddy keeps his boat there and the roof is just gone.
     
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  33. Zack Zedalis

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    It got crazy, but my boys a.tramp & BayouMafia were keeping up to date on whether or not we needed to get underground as the 80mph gusts took out every transformer around us:ohshit:
     
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  34. Line 4 Guy

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    Not sure we got gusts of 80 out here west of yall but thats probably the strongest wind ive ever been out in. It was insane.
     
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  35. dump

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    Beginning of February: Dallaska happened

    Beginning of March: 80+ mph wind storm happened

    WHAT WILL APRIL AND MAY BRING US
     
  36. THF

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    Fingers crossed it's a Sharknado.
     
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  37. bigred77

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    Mayflowers
     
  38. a.tramp

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    We got tornado sirens. Love Field, Highland Park, University Park are in the path of a tornado warned storm that is strengthening.
     
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  39. ned's head

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    They've been doing sirens out by me for severe thunderstorms for the last month or two
     
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  40. a.tramp

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    This coincided with actual tornado warning that got issued but yeah, sirens are getting out of hand it appears.
     
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  41. a.tramp

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    Little green for my liking. Fucking hail man.

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  42. THF

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    Yea Fort Worth got hammered by this thing. There is rotation in the storms as well. Be safe man. It’s just windy up in the north burbs.
     
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  43. THF

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  44. THF

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    Looks like round #2 is on the way a.tramp
     
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  45. a.tramp

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    Yep. Fortunately just saw a little pea hail. Skies just opened up for round 2 so holding my breath.
     
  46. a.tramp

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    Seeing some marble size but fortunately not much. Fuck.
     
  47. a.tramp

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    High of 94° today? I will be inside doing paperwork thank you very much.
     
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  48. ned's head

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    Just had a good 10 minutes of hail. Rip my roof
     
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  49. a.tramp

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    Tornado warning in Little Elm, Prosper, Celina area. Stay safe bros.
     
  50. football501

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    Here’s hoping it doesn’t come too far south and Ts and Ps for our northernmost posters
     
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