ITT: We tell secrets about famous athletes that only you would know

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  1. CaneKnight

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    He is always down there. I think everyone I know has met the guy.
     
  2. jrmy

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    :yaoface:
     
  3. LuPoor

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    LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A HOMO ON OUR HANDS
     
  4. Tobias

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    Eat shit, Eli. I really mean it in this case.
     
  5. NWestGator

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    Details are foggy, will need to verify with my friend cause he told me this like 5 years ago and I just remembered, but my buddy was in a frat at Zona and Gronk came into their frat one night (like his fresh or sophomore year) and got in a fight over a girl and got knocked out by a dude and had to be carried out.

    I think there's also a video online of another Arizona football player fingerblasing a chick in the pool at a pool party they were at, there were at with like hundreds of people watching.
     
  6. Tobias

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    Fraternity brother of mine did that.
     
  7. Goldenbear_hk_84

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    name of the bar?
     
  8. BayouMafia

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    one has to think they learned that from Archie
     
  9. Tobias

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    When Wayne Ellington was at UNC, he once walked into a fraternity house and loudly asked "What bitches in here suck dick?"

    2 girls walked away with him.
     
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  10. High Cotton

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    Former Auburn QB Brandon Cox got beat up there during his redshirt year.
     
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  11. Tobias

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    Not really a secret and god only knows how many people know him but one of my favorite sc athletes was Jarvis Giles.

    He came to my fraternity's tailgate after the UGA game 2 years (the one where Lattimore broke onto the scene).

    I talked to him a little bit and asked him if he was worried about playing time with Lattimore and if he might change positions or something.

    His response:
    "God made me to be a running back, breh. And you best believe I'm gonna make it in the NFL as a damn running back."

    No idea where he plays now (Louisville I think).
     
  12. Virgil Caine

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    Eli is the same guy that was arrested in Oxford for drunkenly pissing on the side of a building on the Square. I'd say your story is better since he made it to the pisser.
     
  13. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  14. devine

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    Wonder how many secrets there are about normal people that only famous athletes know
     
  15. .Ephemeral Gardens.â„¢

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    I dont remember this.
     
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  16. Long Ball Larry

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    Holy shit! I saw that too. It was in the kitchen and one of my best friends was the one who open hand slapped him in the face. As a matter of fact, both instances may have happened the same year.
    Cox is actually close friends with several of my good buddies who went to AU (one of them posts here) :peekaboo:
     
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  17. three stacks

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    fucking rofl @ irish trojan posting stuff about USC players
     
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  18. dvnasty

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    horseshoe
     
  19. HunterPKP

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    My ex's bestfriend (both were swimmers at Clemson) banged Ryan Lochte after some promotional meet at GT after the 2008 olympics. Said he was literally the dumbest guy she's ever met. Also corroborated the blazing stories saying he blazed up before they banged and immediately lit up after they were done.
     
  20. Good Effort! Good Game!

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    I co-sign that Rees's sister is a tramp
     
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  21. UNIpanther98

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    Not shocked about good swimmers smoking. I would say most of the good swimmers I swam with smoked the ganja.
     
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  22. colonel_forbin

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    pics of rees's sister?

    this isnt a secret really, but a great story about bob knight, and i've probably already told it in this thread but i'm not going looking for it.

    so one of my good friend's dad played one season at indiana. he couldnt take knight and ended up transferring to auburn to finish his career.

    i don't remember if they lost or didn't win by enough or something, but anyway before practice started bob knight was infuriated with the team (go figure). at the start of practice they were gathered around him he said they played like a bunch of shit. he then walked to center court, dropped his pants, and took a shit in the middle of the court. they had to scrimmage around it the rest of practice.
     
  23. Good Effort! Good Game!

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    That's pretty out there, even for Bobby
     
  24. Red Rover

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    Bob Knight :americafuckyeah:
     
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  25. BayouMafia

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    he didn't wipe?
     
  26. skiedfrillet

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    "your pussy must be jealous because Pat Burrell is fucking you in the ass"

    is such a fucking hilarious line
     
  27. bryix

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    not many UGA stories in here. must be because of our higher moral standards

    :awesomeface:
     
  28. fattmante

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    Last summer I was told some drunk kid called Nick O'leary's girl a dumb slut. Nick didn't take to kindly to that and wrecked the kid in the lot behind Ken's
     
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  29. WolverineJack

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    My brother was at a party on UK's campus 2 years ago and John Wall came in. Sat on a couch with 3 girls and said "Which one of yall is sucking John Wall's dick tonight?" He then said the proceeded out of the house with him.
     
  30. pearl

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    I miss college after reading these stories :tebow:
     
  31. Tommy Callahan

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    And about 3000000 other people
     
  32. wes tegg

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    I took a bunch of shots with him in the bus at the supper club after the 2007 Auburn-LSU game without realizing who he was. I was introducing him to my Aub friends as, "hey guys, this is Brandon."
     
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  33. Merica

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    [​IMG]
     
  34. skiedfrillet

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    Willy Korn walked into a frat party and said to these two girls "which of y'all is going to suck my dick?" he then proceeded to leave alone
     
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  35. Whammy Business

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    I may have posted this in this thread already. I know I've posted it in the FSU thread. I witnessed Antonio Cromartie finger-blast this white chick in the middle of Bible class.
     
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  36. HunterPKP

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    I might've missed it, but Clemson fans will remember this. Always heard the rumor that the reason why Will Proctor (scrub of scrubs as a Clemson QB) had a broken wrist for half of year was because John Leake caught him fucking Lauren Bowden. Leake then went on a roid rage and proceeded to throw him around the apartment.

    Can any of my Clemson brethren confirm this?
     
  37. Goose

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    Before all that stuff went down Rick Pitino hadn't lived with his wife for at least 5 years. Even though they were separated she still went to every game and sat in her seat to make it look like they were together.

    siap
     
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  38. Pharm

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    you sure it wasnt a catholic class, because they dont believe in birth control
     
  39. TC

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    Heard this story about Ryan Mallet too. Starting to sound like a Ladasha story
     
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  40. dvnasty

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    it's such a fake life quote...your ego has to be enormous to think that, let alone say it...what a gaddamn american
     
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  41. Redav

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    Did you go to school with a Lemonjello and Orangejello?
     
  42. Celemo

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    wait...what?
     
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  43. TC

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    Yeah :huh:

    You from SC or something?
     
  44. Biff Bridges

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    Ryan Mallet's friend had a snake that started sleeping next to him and it was sizing him up to eat him. for realz
     
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  45. TC

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    He ever let that midget out of the closet?
     
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  46. gus_chiggins

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    Swear to Christ there were twins with those names in my hometown.
     
  47. Redav

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    Seriously?
     
  48. 1

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    MINE TOO!
     
  49. gus_chiggins

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    Seriously
     
  50. Redav

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    Hahaha