Almost an outstanding guess. I never really "met" them, but I played against them in soccer. One of my good friends was on their team and we were talking about them last night.
"They went to my high school/are friends with my cousin/grew up in the same hometown as me/my mom taught them" ^different ways people have told me they know them
It was during exam week, where the class periods are 2-3 times as long and the seven periods are spread out over 3 days. We would typically finish the exams with a ton of time left in the period, and we'd just dick around for the rest of class. So everyone's got their desks turned every which way so it's easier to talk to your buddy. I happen to glance behind me and Cro and this chick have positioned their desks so they're facing each other. Cro is kind of leaning over and he's got his hand up this chicks skirt. She's got her head on the desk and her eyes are closed. The teacher's in the front of the room grading papers or doing some other shit, so he's totally clueless as to what's going on. How do I know Antonio Cromartie is going to hell? Aside from being just a shitty person in general, he's was palm deep in some chick in Bible class.
I used to wait tables at a breakfast place in STL, when Grant Winstrom played for the rams. He would order the 'Gravy Train' omlete which was basically beef potatoes and gravy in an omelet, topped with gravy. He would ask for extra gravy in a cup, dip toast in gravy and drink the extra.
Friend of mine from college is a school administrator in Lubbock.....had a kid in school named Shithead...pronounced shi-thee-ad
Not really cool or interesting, but i was told that Ryan Matthews is/was a super WoW nerd.. him and a few other pros. I believe he still gets online for WoW.. but CoD for sure though.
No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right...? Everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful.
There was a Shithead at our rivals high school. I'm guessing it's a somewhat common name in India. Obviously, we thought it was hilarious
Must be a very common name. I don't think I've ever met a single person who didn't know a kid with the exact same name pronounced the exact same way in high school.
this is the first time I've encountered another TMB poster utilize the "you can't swing a dead cat" figure of speech
Anindefensible 27 page shitpileof rumor, innuendo, filth, outright sexism and racism, boring internet bickering, and unverified libel. We read the whole thing in one sitting, of course. Gonna be famous for my Cromartie story.
The only reason I knew about him was from Deadspin's article of the "100 Worst Baseball Players of All Time." Apparently, he was nuts: http://deadspin.com/5820622/the-100-worst-baseball-players-of-all-time-a-celebration-part-2
Anytime 34 ever says anything I disagree with again, my automatic reply will be "Do you spoke American?"
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I showed this to a buddy, he gave me a few stories to add - my buddy used to live in the cities down the road from Fred Smoot when he was a viking, said smoot would only leave his house for practice and games, and that girls would just come over 1 after another all day - I dunno if this one is true, but my coworker SWEARS by it he used to live in minneapolis too, and knew a girl that went home with joe mauer one night, he was fucking her, and stopped, looked at her and said "can you believe you are fucking joe mauer?" then tried to start again but he said she stopped him and left - there used to be a show on vh1 called tool academy, there was a girl on there I thought was hot so I found her name, searched her on facebook, and added her. the show wasnt very big so she wasnt a celebrity or anything. we got to talking probably every week exchanging emails, she said to come out to CA and stop in to her place of work say whats up. I never really considered it, but then her facebook disappeared. couple days later I found out she was the girl Tiger Woods was hooking up with that his wife caught him with 100% srs and true
Last dozen or so posts have not disappointed. to SF, the Jay & Silent Bob reset cracked my ass up during my Section meeting