Kate Middleton conspiracy

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Mix, Mar 10, 2024.

  1. Beanh8er

    Beanh8er Get the cock out of your ear, Dumbfuck.
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    Fuck those beans
     
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  2. spagett

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    Surgically removed poop?
     
  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Obsession with the royal family is legit illness
     
  4. Taffy

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    Who's Zed?
     
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  5. Wicket

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    Leppelin
     
  6. Sir Phobos

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    Zed's dead, baby.
     
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  9. chuckmasterflex

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    Royal watchers have the ability to see any photo of Kate and see the resemblance to another photo they’ve also seen of Kate.
     
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  10. dblplay1212

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    Umm it's the same person, of course it'll line up.
     
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  11. Lip

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  12. construxboy

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    Maybe it's an addadicktome. Shame.
     
  13. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Uh. No. That's not how this works.
     
  14. Lip

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  15. buckwild

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    Was photographic evidence of this supposed booth meat ever posted?
     
  16. Handcuffed

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    people do not look identical as they did from 7 years ago
     
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  17. UncleJesse

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    You are forgetting about the powers of drinking the childs blood.
     
  18. Tug

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    Yeah but even given that, you have to take account for the stressful life of being a billionaire that’s forced to make PR appearances
     
  19. chuckmasterflex

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  20. Nostradumass

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    Feel like a lot of controversy could have been avoided if they just used an old photo of her (untampered) with her kids and slapped a "Happy Mother's Day" on it. If someone asks, just say "yeah the picture's a few months old but so what, she likes that picture and wanted to share it"

    But then again, being princess/queen-to-be comes with certain expectations for publicity, I suppose
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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    If you thought the second son marrying a biracial American got their backs up, the future Queen of England speaking scouse would literally start a civil war.
     
  22. TheSkeeter

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    Ye Da's out here losing their shit.
     
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  23. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  24. UncleJesse

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  25. beist

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    VICEROYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNS
     
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  26. chuckmasterflex

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  27. jplaYa

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  28. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    How exactly does one prepare spotted dick? I absolutely will not Google that w my grandkid sitting on my lap
     
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  29. Sir Phobos

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    dough + sugar + suet + currants or raisins (for "spots"). very basic dessert pudding.
     
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  30. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Thank you Sir. With a name like that, I'd expect an entree
     
  31. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    Not until now* **

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    *in this thread
    **disappointing, but you asked for it
     
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  32. Clemson327

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    I definitely expected it to be a fish after seeing a Slippery Dick at the Charleston Aquarium.
     
  33. EMAW FC

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    Gonna need to see the front profile too
     
  34. dblplay1212

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    I don't. I'm choosing the right.
     
  35. jokewood

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    add "she's been kidnapped by migrants" to the rumor mill
     
  36. EMAW FC

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    Oh I’m choosing right as well I just wanna see front right
     
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  37. dblplay1212

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    Oh no what have we done

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  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  40. Nug

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    Some good advice
     
  41. LuPoor

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  42. ashy larry

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  43. Redav

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    I am dead at Buzz Aldrin
     
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  44. Stagger Lee

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    Most British response to the order of a violent kidnapper I've ever heard:

    On 20 March 1974, Princess Anne and Mark Phillips were returning to Buckingham Palace from a charity event when a Ford Escort forced their Princess IV car to stop on The Mall. The driver of the Escort, Ian Ball, jumped out and began firing a pistol. Inspector James Beaton, Anne's personal police officer, exited the car to shield her and to try to disarm Ball. Beaton's firearm ... jammed, and he was shot by Ball, as was Anne's chauffeur, Alex Callender, when he tried to disarm Ball. Brian McConnell, a nearby tabloid journalist, also intervened, and was shot in the chest. Ball approached Anne's car and told her that he intended to kidnap her and hold her for ransom .... Ball told Anne to get out of the car, to which she replied, "Not bloody likely!"
     
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  45. Tug

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    Do we think anyone has asked Dog the Bounty Hunter to find her yet? Might be the missing piece
     
  46. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    I can’t believe no one has phoned Ja Rule yet
     
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  47. ramszoolander

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    hahaha I had no idea that was KK on the right side. Here's the front of Pippa.

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  48. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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