Baltimore Bridge Collapse

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  1. Fuck this

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  2. Joey Freshwater

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    Reports saying upwards of 20 people on the bridge when it fell. Absolutely insane.
     
  3. IvanTheTerrible

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    Extended video:
     
  4. ned's head

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    A little shorter clip

     
  5. Bruce Wayne

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    Whoops
     
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  6. fish

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    Captain of the ship giving Joseph Hazelwood a run for his money.
     
  7. BudKilmer

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    The ship must have lost steering.

    absolute nightmare fuel
     
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  8. Fuck this

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  9. Boo MFer!

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    God, the way it just crumbles. :ohdear:
     
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  10. Andy Reocho

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    :ohdear:

    Hope somehow casualties are minimal
     
  11. paulski

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    Absolute miracle there weren't more vehicles driving across when it went down - you can see several trucks only a minute earlier. This is still not going to have a happy ending though. :facepalm:
     
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  12. The Subspace Mariner

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    How was there still allowed to be traffic on the bridge after the support column was struck?
     
  13. skeezy

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    Thankfully it wasn’t rush hour
     
  14. ClemPson

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    So lucky this wasn’t a few hours later during rush hour with hundreds of cars on the bridge.

    Besides traffic this will have a huge economic impact on Baltimore. The port will be out of commission for a while.
     
  15. BudKilmer

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    How were there not tugs to try and push the ship away from the bridge when it was clear it was off course? How were both sides of the bridge not immediately shut down to oncoming traffic? This is insane
     
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  16. elfrid

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  17. buckwild

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    Looks like the ship lost power just before entering as the lights go on and off all of a sudden. Assuming I didn't see a sped up version, it also looked like it took less than 25 seconds for it to collapse after it entered that area.
     
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  18. seanofthedead86

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    Zoomed in and sped up.

     
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  19. Sanjuro

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    Can’t tell you how many nightmares Ive had in life about this happening to me.
     
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  20. tylerdolphin

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    Yeah I think you're right. Probably lost hydraulic steering when it lost power. What a disaster. Not like you can just slam a boat that size in reverse and it just happens
     
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  21. Fancy

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    Per CNBC, somehow only 7 people were on the bridge and 2 have been recovered.
     
  22. buckwild

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  23. Phil Connors

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    7-20 is what I’ve seen. They’re saying sonar has picked up several vehicles under the water
     
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  24. ashy larry

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    idk think i probably could
     
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  25. timo

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    On the entire United States. It's a major port and it will not be easy to just shift everything to other ports (that, I'm guessing, were already at near full capacity) while it's blocked by this bridge.

    This is quite bad.
     
  26. Walt Disney

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    Explain like im five what you should do if your car falls into the water from a bridge
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    Try to survive. HTH.
     
  28. teel

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    Open your window while falling
     
  29. Han Solo

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    Pray to any deity of your choosing.
     
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  30. Boo MFer!

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    Also jump up in your seat just before impact so you don’t feel it. Same applies for a falling elevator.
     
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  32. Boo MFer!

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    Real talk on surviving a submerged car. A lot of newer cars have headrests that can be removed and the pointy ends can be used to break the window.
     
  33. Sam Elliott

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    Absolutely nuts how the whole bridge folds like a house of cards.

    Not only are you looking at months before the port can fully function, but that bridge will need to be rebuilt from the ground up because of how much collapsed. No sense in fixing it, that's a 3-4 year job ahead of Baltimore.
     
  34. Josey Wales

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    By gawd that’s the supply chains music
     
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  35. paulski

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    And good luck if it happens at 1.30 in the morning when it's pitch black. Pretty much reduces your chances from sub-50% to maybe 10%. :facepalm:
     
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  36. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’ve always hated driving over suspension bridges like the one in Memphis over the Mississippi River. Just gives me the willies. Too many movies I guess.
     
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  37. HotMic

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    I guess this was taken last night

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  38. Detlef Schrempf

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    Boat fuel can’t melt steel beams
     
  39. One Two

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    George Bush had demolition charges placed along the bridge. No other way it collapses like that from having one support struck.
     
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  40. One Two

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    God damn it
     
  41. dblplay1212

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    I didn't expect multiple camera angles on a random bridge in the middle of the night. I feel awful for the people crossing it, terrifying.
     
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  42. Redav

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    I'm not sure how high the bridge was but I'm not certain you survive the collapse to try to then get out of your car that's in the water
     
  43. RockHardJawn39

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  44. Sam Elliott

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  45. dblplay1212

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    That's a land and water transportation nightmare that's going to take years to fix. Gigantic fuck up.
     
  46. teel

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    "My buddy and I were at Fort Armisted Park...."

    Should start a separate investigation on what this guy was up to at that hour
     
  47. Buns

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    This is a great game imo.
     
  48. WhiskeyDelta

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    Park bench head?
     
  49. BudKilmer

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