Baltimore Bridge Collapse

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  1. leroi

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    when i'm president our bridges will sink these out of control foreign boats
     
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  2. Bruce Wayne

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    I don't think it was designed to handle a lateral impact of a couple hundred thousand ton ship hitting it at 5-10 kts
     
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  3. WhiskeyDelta

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    You can also wait for the car to fill with water, which will equalise the pressure, and open the door. Or roll down the window as you hit before the car loses power (or bonus if you've got manual windows, use the crank whenever.)
     
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  4. $P1

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    Gonna wait until someone on TMB who is a bridge designer weighs in
     
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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s a direct attack on the Star Spangled Banner!
     
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  6. seanofthedead86

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    That's going to be about 50% of the board by days end
     
  7. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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  8. steamengine

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    A liiiitle too on the nose from the writers to collapse the Francis Scott Key bridge
     
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  9. Bert Handsome

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    McNulty is going to be checking the wind/tide and totally jamming up Rawls on this
     
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  10. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    After 9/11, ports and railways are HEAVILY monitored. If you ever meet anyone that works at the Jax ports ask them about security.
     
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  11. Redav

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    They should have opened fire on the boat and sunk it before it hit the bridge
     
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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Or just run up there and use a big stick to move it to the side.
     
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  13. RockHardJawn39

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    Somehow this was the only game on the imacs in our high school computer lab and I played the fuck out of it when I was supposed to be writing reports/essays/etc
     
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  14. dblplay1212

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    Was really commenting on the tik tok posted. Random to be filming the bridge at that time. I get the fixed position cameras that are always running, that one was just right place right time for a terrible event.
     
  15. NilesIrish

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    Fucking Mothman.
     
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  16. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    These days it’s rare if things are not caught on camera — whether that be security cameras or phones, everything is filmed.
     
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  17. Jake Barnes

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    People who live in the Baltimore area, where’s the nearest crossing from there?
     
  18. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Not sure what would surprise me more. TMB having a resident structural engineer who specializes in East Coast US bridges built between 1970 and 1980, or DBL arguing with that person about structural regulations and standards.
     
  19. a.tramp

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    Is this satire? It fell immediately upon being hit.
     
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  20. shaolin5

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  21. Tobias

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    “i’ll just walk it off”

     
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  22. WhiskeyDelta

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    Realistically might not be in a financial position to pay for a surprise $700 ambulance ride and $3000 ER bill.
     
  23. Buns

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    Essentially, southern Pennsylvania
     
  24. bigred77

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    30,000 a day doesn't really sound like all that much for an interstate in a city the size of Baltimore
     
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  25. Detlef Schrempf

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    This is what happens when there is no good guy with a gun
     
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  26. Fuck this

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    doesn’t factor in homes with multiple tvs
     
  27. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Dividing an annual number isnt the best way to do that. I’m sure weekends and holidays lower that number a bit.
     
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  28. Jimmy the Saint

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    Just rub a little dirt on it
     
  29. Boom TittyMilk

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    Swam it off
     
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  30. DirtBall

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    Gun wouldn’t do anything. Every citizen should have their own cargo ships to ram into out of control cargo ships.
     
  31. NilesIrish

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    Watching Alex Jones craft a conspiracy out of this and then watching that make it’s way to mainline MAGA is going to be fascinating.
     
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  32. Icculus is a Bammer

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    who in the fuck hangs out with their “buddy” at a park in Baltimore at 3 o’clock in the morning?
     
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  33. skiedfrillet

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    Ask me any of your maritime logistics and structural engineering questions. I dabble in my free time.
     
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  34. Josey Wales

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    I’ve watched enough seasons of below deck to confirm ports could be tricky. Probably bad communication from the bosun.
     
  35. Paddy Murphy

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    I was borderline shocked a bridge engineering pissing contest had not broken out by mid way down page 2.

    The aviation engineers must be sleeping in this morning, they haven’t gotten the word to come over from the plane crash thread.
     
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  36. CUAngler

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    :ohdear:

    My wife used to crack her windows when going over bridges but I made fun of her so she quit
     
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  37. Saul Shabazz

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    Get out of it
     
  38. Josey Wales

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    Just hope your passenger(s) are more persistent than Kendall Roy.
     
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  39. Saul Shabazz

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    drug dealers, hookers

    drug and hooker users
     
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  40. One Two

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    They were probably doing F3!
     
  41. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Captain Lee would have taken that goddamn boat through the eye of a needle.
     
  42. skiedfrillet

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    Aviation engineers are probably still exhausted from staying up past their bedtime watching Dora the Explorer and drinking their sugar free juice boxes. Aviation engineering is easy and for children, that's the insult i was going for
     
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  43. bwi2

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    No. This bridge is the crossing for the Baltimore beltway (695). 95 goes straight through Baltimore. Can also take the Beltway the other way around. It will suck ass for traffic but it’s not going to be that much of a rerouting.
     
  44. Jigga

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    I did see a blue check saying it fell too easily and it’s a set up for something. Just the dumbest fucking people
     
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  45. bigred77

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    Well done
     
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  46. skiedfrillet

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  47. CaneKnight

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    "refused medical attention"

    Who the fuck is this guy? Just casually walking off being in a fucking bridge collapse
     
  48. Redav

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    Was the bridge vaccinated?
     
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  49. Saul Shabazz

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    calling it now, guy was a serial killer with bodies in his trunk
     
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  50. bwi2

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    unbelieveable
     
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