Baltimore Bridge Collapse

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  1. Boo MFer!

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    Talk about your all-time strokes of luck to have a car filled with dead bodies go down in a bridge collapse.
     
  2. skiedfrillet

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    That guy is an absolute treat. He posts explicitly from like 2am to 8am, and it's 99% Q and conspiracy theory stuff. I'm convinced he's just an elaborate troll, but i have no hard evidence yet!
     
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  3. Nole0515

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  4. Saul Shabazz

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    and 47 degree water hits like golf spikes to the dick

    Guy is 100% maniac
     
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  5. Doc Louis

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    pretty sure there was an episode about this in season 3 of the wire.
     
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  6. Nole0515

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    either Russian troll farms has infiltrated sports message boards or he's a over night security guard
     
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  7. Barves2125

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    I guess they surely would've already had a harbor pilot on board steering the ship but I guess there's not much to be done when it loses power.
     
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  8. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm sure dblplay1212 has thoughts.
     
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  9. Baron

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  10. PSU12

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    Dark thoughts, but honestly surprised this type of thing hasn’t been a terror threat or target in the past. Cripples a city, loss of life, etc
     
  11. dblplay1212

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    It's insane this thing didn't have fenders. Terrible design.
     
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  12. Hank Scorpio

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    I guess Dark Knight Rises hasn't hit the watch list for different terrorist groups.
     
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  13. skiedfrillet

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    he claims to be a civil engineer that only works nights. idk if that's a thing, but he's an absolute lunatic if real
     
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  14. One Two

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    Where was Colin Kaepernick this morning?
     
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  15. BudKilmer

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    “taking the majority of the loads” but enough about EdmondDantes mom
     
  16. Goose

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    I don’t think this person knows what they’re talking about based off the comments lol
     
  17. Nole0515

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    thats a nice way of saying he tars roads on an overnight crew
     
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  18. Andy Reocho

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    EDIT: deleted so our posting police don’t feel the need to reply
     
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  19. Wywan Bwowna

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    Haven't read the whole thread, but has anyone mentioned that the original poster is Hayward Jablomi? :laugh:
     
    #119 Wywan Bwowna, Mar 26, 2024
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  20. electronic

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    I don’t know that a cracked window is going to make much of a difference in a 6 story freefall to the water below.
     
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  21. herb.burdette

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    Watch the movie The Italian Job.

    Survive the submerged car, then plot your revenge.
     
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  22. CaneKnight

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    Of course that twitter account would describe Baltimote that way, he's an Elon Musk reply guy

    "Social Misery and Violent crime"

    I can't roll my eyes any harder

     
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  23. hood b. goode

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    Just had to throw that last sentence in
     
  24. Fusiontegra

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  25. Festus McBadass

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    Was this guy the captain?

     
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  26. Fusiontegra

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    There's no way you're gonna have enough time to watch an entire movie during the fall.
     
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  27. Andy Reocho

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    My b on sharing a shit user on Twitter. Was sharing mostly for the first part about the shipping issues it’ll cause. I’ll be better.
     
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  28. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm sure the federal government and the Army Corps of Engineers will sit this one out and let the City of Baltimore struggle through it.
     
  29. dome foam

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    It’s just a fun ride cushioned by the water below
     
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  30. CaneKnight

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    It's unavoidable at this point ur good, I just get immediate red flags when I see someone saying that shit on Twitter about a very very black city
     
  31. herb.burdette

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    As an alternative, use the TMB search function in the Tornados and Runaway Barges thread to find good advice.
     
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  32. ~ taylor ~

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    That thread is very sad, despite its adorable title.
     
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  33. ashy larry

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    the social misery is jackson holliday not making the opening day roster
     
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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    All I know is if I’m driving and my transmission goes out, it’s probably a foreign nation or secret organization that disabled my automobile to destroy my freedoms.
     
  35. steamengine

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    Get Josh Shapiro’s bridge guys on it
     
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  36. CF3234

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    this looks like a shitty version of poly bridge.
     
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  37. Snakes

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    I remember there was a stretch of interstate that burned up in the middle of Atlanta one time. There was something flammable under the bridge and like a 1/8 mile was just destroyed. They had that sumbitch back up running in a few weeks. The feds/state/city all paid for 24/7 workers and there was even a live stream of the progress. It was amazing how quickly they got it up because of the massive financial incentives the government provided the contractors to finish on time. That interstate was so pivotal for so much interstate commerce that they had no choice.

    I suspect (hope) a similar plan will be put in place. I have no fucking clue how long it normally takes to build a bridge of that same. Guessing 3-5 years. Hopefully the federal government can provide a large enough incentive for the local contractors to finish it at a much faster pace.
     
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  38. MagicBuc

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    I carry a mini emergency window hammer in my truck due to my fear of being in a submerged vehicle.
     
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  39. Redav

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    What is social misery
     
  40. dome foam

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  41. Tobias

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    you play it up and accept those bills for the eventual lawsuit which will make it back and then some for you.
     
  42. Snakes

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    whatever that is...i got it
     
  43. El_Pato

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  44. ClemPson

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    I wonder if any regulations will come out of this. Tug boats were required for tankers after the Valdez disaster for a while and still are in some ports.
     
  45. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Gotta get that extra year of team control.
     
  46. Buns

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    Well… my bridges didn’t collapse in that version
     
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  47. One Two

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    Are you sure that wasn’t Birmingham? Same thing happened here on part of the old major “malfunction” junction and they put insane time sensitive incentives on the job and it was completed in something like half the time it would normally take
     
  48. 20/20/20/20

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    Jackson Holliday not making the opening day roster
     
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  49. Festus McBadass

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    Yes, it was on 85N near Cheshire Bridge IIRC
     
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  50. theseasonisover

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