The TMB Good Beer Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Zack Zedalis, Jan 10, 2013.

  1. Todd Bonzales

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    I literally hate Beer Advocate more after every visit to their site. I think I'm just up to my ears with a lot of the bullshit. I can't even read reviews anymore. Do these guys even realize what the fuck they are typing half of the time?

    "I sensed notes of leather and quill pen ink in the flavor. The consistency is very thin, like drinking bubble-blowing solution from a dollar store. It's bouquet smelled like a combination of rotting dandelions and butterscotch chips. Really a phenomenal beer."

    I can't deal with that level of fart sniffing anymore. Plus, what makes "The Bros" the authority on beer anymore? I have found that I like a ton of shit that they consider bad and dislike quite a few beers that they consider "world class".

    Fuck them.
     
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  2. More Cowbell

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    I was beginning to think I just had a shit eating palate but now it all makes sense....:pedobrow:
     
  3. Bowl Bound

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    Holy shit Brocktoon just bourbon barrel aged MY LIFE with this box

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    2x BB Pt5
    3x Kuhnhenn BB4D
    Kuhnhenn Solar Eclipse
    Kuhnhenn Imperial Stout
    BCBS
    Dragon's Milk
    Dirty Love
    Very Mad Cow

    and a Kuhnhenn snifter!
     
  4. southside

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    For some reason whenever I picture the bros I picture those douchebags from Pawn Stars.
     
  5. IGetBuckets

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    I like beer advocate to get an idea about whether the beer is solid or not. Anything 85 or over is generally good and it's a way to gain knowledge of popular beers in certain categories.

    Agree with the pawn star reference to the bro's and the 5 paragraph essays for reviews are annoying as well. I like a beer if it tastes good, not if it has the right vanilla overtones with bourbon undertones and a slight scent of chocolate.
     
  6. Baby Boy

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    Glad to see they made it there with no issues :thumb:Enjoy!
     
  7. Baby Boy

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    Want!:pipelayer:
     
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  8. Heesu

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    Love this post.
     
  9. Corky Bucek

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    Nice looking haul, wasn't the biggest fan of the Dragon's Milk though.
     
  10. Spaulding

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    take my likes for this. More Cowbell had a similar rant on BA with me recently. lost both times haha
     
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  11. Aussie

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    Do you guys post on BA? I never really go on their forums. I just gain all my knowledge of beer from you guys.
     
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  12. IGetBuckets

    IGetBuckets Orca Whales are smarter than the average human

    I have peeked in a few times to see what goes on but mostly seems like a bunch of insufferable cunts.

    Nothing like the big beautiful bastards that post here. <3
     
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  13. Zack Zedalis

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    :blush:
     
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  14. Todd Bonzales

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    I'm not saying that one can't comment on differences in flavor, but on that site it seems like it's become a competition of who can have the most obscure reference when describing a beer.

    That, and I'm also more of a "bad/poor/average/good/great/fucking awesome" guy when describing my beers, but that's me.
     
  15. Aussie

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    That is pretty much how I describe beer. I don't even know what the fuck most of these guys are talking about in their reviews on there.
     
  16. Spaulding

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    no posting, just peruse the ISO:FT forum. just made my first trade on there today
     
  17. Heesu

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    I'm drinking my first dragons milk now, to celebrate MSU kicking bo Ryan in the balls tonight. It's alright, but not great. But I'm gonna feel good after finishing it haha.
     
  18. Aussie

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    I told a guy at the liquor store I was buying stuff for a trade. He asked me if it was from Beer Advocate. I said no it was a site called the mainboard. He didn't know what the hell I was talking about.
     
  19. Spaulding

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    speaking of people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Zack Zedalis don't watch this if you don't want to get pissed off



    pretty sure these dudes blow each other after every segment
     
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  20. Heesu

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    BA is good for news on things - especially smaller breweries like Alpine. I use the overall rankings for a rough ideas on beers I don't know, but that's about it. But it's just so negative most of the time that I can't handle it.
     
  21. Todd Bonzales

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    Zack Zedalis , this Bell's Black Note is OUTSTANDING. Really can't express how amazing this beer is. Phenomenal.

    Just kidding. Haven't tried it yet...
    may consider shooting one your way...
    MAY
     
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  22. Aussie

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    I stopped watching when he started pouring into a mason jar.
     
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  23. Fargin'

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    What looks like happened is EXACTLY what fucking happened. So now I'm drinking a Heady out of the can.
    :feelsbadman: right into :feelsgoodman:

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  24. Aussie

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    This might be an interesting beer. They haven't released it yet. I haven't seen a beer aged in rum barrels yet
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  25. Zack Zedalis

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    I'd punch them both in their cunts
     
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  26. Todd Bonzales

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    By the way, that Oak aged Jai Alai was awesome. Had it last night before going out. Good stuff, ZZ.
     
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  27. Zack Zedalis

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    Playing with my emotions
     
  28. IGetBuckets

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    Oh man.. sounds terrible.. they aren't taking applications are they? Not that I'm interested.
     
  29. Aussie

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    [​IMG]
     
  30. More Cowbell

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    Dear God, can I get my 6 minutes and 38 seconds of time back?
     
  31. Spaulding

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    :gays:

    :yolo:
     
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  32. The Blackfish

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    Posted that video itt about a month or two ago

    Edit I guess it would have been the old good beer thread
     
  33. More Cowbell

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    Would have never happened if you had traded them to some lucky TMB gentlemen....:dk:
     
  34. Jimmy the Saint

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    I think they're wannabe wine snobs (although I generally think they're full of shit too) with some of the things they "get" out of a beer.

    I will often check BA when I'm in the store and unfamiliar with something to get a general idea of what it's like. Other than that I stay the hell away from that forum, it's awful.
     
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  35. Zack Zedalis

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    09 has your black IPA & will send it. Old & don't remember if I told you, but I gave it to him to ship your way
     
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  36. Aussie

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    Zack Zedalis Did those other guys ever track down any Rye on Rye for you?
     
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  37. Fargin'

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    That's exactly what I was doing when it happened. I was packing up a box to send out to one of you fuckers. I just drank some poor bastards beer from ITT. I think it was Old_Gregg 's. Might have to wait until the next shipment of Heady to get you yours O_G.
     
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  38. Zack Zedalis

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    Yes sir. Thanks for looking out though
     
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  39. More Cowbell

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    No need for it to leave Chesapeake:crossedarms:
     
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  40. Brocktoon

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    the Bros have pretty traditional tastes in beers i.e. belgian trappist style and the types of beers that were considered good like 15 years ago before the craft explosion

    I pretty much quit trading on there because so many guys are douches but I did get hooked up with a local tasting group through the forums (which are pretty good to get release info etc.). Here is a quote from the thread planing our June tasting:

    :jizz::jizz::jizz::jizz:
     
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  41. Zap Branigan

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    i hate them so much, have no fucking clue what they are talking about, makes me wanna open the bottle of humidor ipa i have the fridge right now
     
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  42. Heesu

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    Last night - yeah...this was fucking awesome.
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    Tonight - not uber impressed.

    Tonight
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    This, however, was awesome:
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  43. Old_Gregg

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    It is no big deal if it was meant for me. And speaking of shipments, I am getting yours packed up and can have it ready to ship this weekend.
     
  44. Spaulding

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    BCS always gonna get a like from me
     
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  45. More Cowbell

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    thats a lot of semen my friend:wax:
     
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  46. Baby Boy

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    Really wanting to try some New Glarus stuff, and I know it seems to be pretty much readily available all over in Wisconsin.

    This is the only place I trade at, and don't really want to do the BA ISO/FT route...anybody on here have any connections/somebody I can trade with?
     
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  47. Spaulding

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    people on BA ISO:FT are really damn picky about trades. i mean really picky
     
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  48. Zap Branigan

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    ok i need to break my trading cherry, who wants something(i live in tampa)
     
  49. More Cowbell

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    :grinch:
     
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  50. Zack Zedalis

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    Had to bring my brew into my hotel tonight because of hard freeze. Cold as fuck out
     
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