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  1. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    *Nonvite
     
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  2. Fancy

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    I'm still healing from your Dontre Wilson jokes so idk
     
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  3. Fancy

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    **Unvitation
     
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  4. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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  5. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    “We’re throwing a party!!

    Where: Columbus, OH

    When: 9am - ???? (Lol!)

    Who: Not you! Really looking forward to this and wanted to let you know that you aren’t welcome. Have the worst day!”
     
  6. SuperCam

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    Yall expecting to be that good? What about the offense without Sewell?
     
  7. dukebuckeye

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    Damn. Elephants never forget.
     
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  8. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    "oh no we didn't end up doing anything really, you wouldn't have liked it. His pants were tighter than expected and it was kinda weird"

    :-/
     
  9. The Banks

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    Defense should be elite from what we are returning and what we are bringing in.

    Offense is a bigger question mark with a new QB (who we have faith in) and replacing 250 starts along the OL (Sewell being the most notable). We hated our OC (look how much better Herbert is looking in the NFL than in college) and are excited for Joe Moorehead.
     
  10. dukebuckeye

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    Who isn’t excited for Moorehead?
     
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  11. Fidelio

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    is this a cock sucking joke?
     
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  12. dukebuckeye

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    Oh yeah buddy
     
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  13. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    based on recent trends in the cock sucking sector invitations are going out en masse
     
  14. dukebuckeye

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    This isn’t my first rodeo.
     
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  15. Fidelio

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    i’ve never been to a rodeo. I hear there’s lots of bulls
     
  16. bertwing

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    Don’t be trying to impregnate The Banks too with your white trash Ohio super sperm
     
  17. dukebuckeye

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    You can’t tell me what to do. My penis has a mind of its own.
     
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  18. bertwing

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  19. Dump

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  20. The Banks

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    Update:

    He will be wearing a cowboy collar, if you’re into that kind of thing

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  21. dukebuckeye

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    <3
     
  22. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    He's a gosh darn create-a-player and I am here for it
     
  23. Owsley

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    Number, collar, physique all make him look like a Reuben Foster clone. Hopefully he’s a better person, though.
     
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  24. The Banks

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    He’s a good enough person to not get an Auburn tattoo.
     
  25. Fran Tarkenton

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  26. Owsley

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    I was speaking more along the lines of not committing domestic violence, but yeah, that too I guess.
     
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  27. The Banks

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    Both are incarcerable offenses, imo.
     
  28. Saul Shabazz

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    geno hayes wannabe
     
  29. Saul Shabazz

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    naw I'm playin he scary af
     
  30. The Banks

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    Week 1 report:

    Flowe got a couple of series in the 3rd and 4th quarters

    Sewell play half the game and led the team in solo tackles and was the second highest graded LB in the conference
     
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  31. mp_22

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    flowe isn’t good enough to start?
     
  32. The Banks

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    Our best LB is at his position. Plus he really didnt have to play positional football in high school, he got to basically do whatever he wanted (his DC called it the 10+Flowe defense), so he is learning a bit still.
     
  33. dukebuckeye

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    O-VER-RAY-TED

    CLAP
    CLAP
    CLAP CLAP CLAP
     
  34. Saul Shabazz

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    feel like that shouldve been added to all his glamour shots posted
     
  35. Saul Shabazz

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    Got all ready to see Derrick Ray Brooks-Lewis for nothing apparently
     
  36. TeeDee

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    Sewell Bros are the new Bosa Bros
     
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  37. ThaxbyChamblis

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    Sewell boys are on roids too?
     
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  38. CF3234

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    The Arthur brown defense?
     
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  39. The Banks

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    Arthur Brown was softer than baby shit
     
  40. CF3234

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    he wasn't soft. just an IRL Waterboy. Couldn't learn even the simplest of defensive schemes.
     
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  41. The Banks

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    Nailed it

     
  42. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Hate to see his body breaking down from the steroid use at such a young age.
     
  43. Jack Parkman

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    This Flowe stuff by Oregon posters is weird
     
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  44. Dump

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    FIFY
     
  45. dukebuckeye

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    This is what happens when you decriminalize Meth!
     
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  46. Fidelio

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    why is everyone being so mean
     
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  47. bertwing

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  48. ned's head

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  49. Jack Parkman

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    Berts off the wagon
     
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  50. bertwing

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    I regret nothing
     
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