2020 Summer Transfer Thread

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by derfish, Feb 6, 2020.

  1. SugarShaun

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    Doesn’t show up for me. Assuming it’s the news that Sané and Bayern agreed to terms on a 5 year deal but Bayern have yet to actually make an acceptable offer?

    So standard Bayern stuff
     
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  2. NoleNBlue

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    Yes. The usual bullshit. Bayern apparently put a €40 mil deposit down but think they’re going to spend €60 mil total because of COVID. It’s all just words at this point
     
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  3. Gunners

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    Are Bayern fans getting worried about the number of blacks or do they only hate Muslims?

    /coachlevelpost
     
  4. NoleNBlue

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    You’re mistaken. Bayern has historically accepted all races, creeds, religions and orientation. Was a point of contention in the past.
     
  5. snowfx2

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  6. roonskie

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    I’m gonna leave this here because I don’t believe it at all, but it’s fun.

     
  7. SugarShaun

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    Since Chris Smalling is basically the best CB in Italy, do we want our clubs signing Serie A defenders?

    My column:
     
  8. Andy Reocho

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    Joke's on you guys. He's one of the top targets for Newcastle after the takeover

    -British Sunday journalist
     
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  9. JonathanCoachman

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    Koulibaly sounds too similar to Khashoggi for my liking.

    It would be total Newcastle fan luck for MBS to buy the club but not spend a dime on transfers the next window because oil costs more to get out of the ground than the current demand dictates. And their other big revenue generator is the Hajj during Ramadan that probably won’t take place this year.
     
  10. Andy Reocho

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    That’s a coach post
     
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  11. JonathanCoachman

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    Couldn’t help myself. I’m reading a book about MBS’ rise to power. He’s like Trump but with literal liquid assets and people who are scared to let him know that his plans or ideas could backfire. He imprisoned his mother and didn’t even bother to inform his father (The King) about it.
     
  12. RavenNole

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    Now that reliable people are reporting less deals, smaller deals and swap deals will be the way the summer window goes, I look forward to the crazy swap deals that the tabloids will make up. Going to be like the NHL/NBA trade deadline. I do wonder if a window like this makes it more likely that the players gain additional power moving forward which leads to shorter contracts, more flexibility and lower overall transfer fees.
     
  13. sem

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    Maybe the first?

     
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  14. NineteenNine

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    I’m here for more swap deals.
     
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  15. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    supposedly pjanic, di sciglio, and 25 million for semedo, which seems pretty farfetched

    although catalan radio is saying that semedo isnt involved and that discussions involve pjanic and rugani for rakitic and todibo

    so as always, nobody knows shit and this "transfer season" in whatever form it ends up taking will be even dumber than usual
     
  16. NoleNBlue

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    And don’t forget the don reporting a Kingsley Coman+€100mil for Coutinho
     
  17. derfish

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    Yikes
     
  18. JonathanCoachman

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    I wish I could get a realistic list of incoming players Everton could get for players they’d be willing to swap (which would be the entire squad excluding Richarlison, Digne and Calvert-Lewin)

    I’m thinking Gylfi Sigurdsson would bring in a Rob Holding at best.
     
  19. NoleNBlue

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    My literal reaction to reading it was
    :lolwut:
     
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  20. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    barca is pretty set on rapid french wingers that get hurt all the time, but a deal is a deal and i will allow this clearly true rumor to come to fruition
     
  21. IAHusk

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  22. NoleNBlue

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    Lots of rumblings out of England and Germany that Sané to Bayern is done. 5-year deal and he’ll wear #10. We’ll see.
     
  23. SugarShaun

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    Would he have to update his tattoo if he changes numbers?
     
  24. NoleNBlue

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    Tattoos are no longer available because of COVID but I heard he knows a guy in a Stuttgart back alley
     
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  25. elfrid

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    neuer signed an extension through 2023

    good thing nubel’s joining them on a free
     
  26. BleedinGreen

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    Cool cool cool.
     
  27. Andy Reocho

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    lmao

    Nubel is a moron
     
  28. RavenNole

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    Bayern going to Bayern this transfer up?
     
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  29. JonathanCoachman

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    Would Bayern be at risk of either Gnabry or Coman wanting a transfer if Sane signs? I suppose if Perisic doesn’t come back they could keep all the wide players happy.
     
  30. NineteenNine

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    Probably.
     
  31. NoleNBlue

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    The pay cut was his agent’s idea. Sané wants to raise his kid in Germany and is allegedly pushing this still.
     
  32. NoleNBlue

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    Coman is hurt more often than he ain’t. Gnabry and Sané would be the starters, Perišić and Coman would be their subs. Perišić purchase is being worked on.
     
  33. Gunners

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    Sure pal, Goebbels would be proud of the Bayern propaganda machine
     
  34. NoleNBlue

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    Goebbels shut down the “Jew Team” irl.

    But seriously, the numbers they had agreed to before the Rona and before Neuer and Müller extended. I’m guessing Sané number was higher than theirs because allegedly he doesn’t want to be the highest paid on the team *cough*bullshit*cough*

    I still don’t think the transfer happens tbqh.
     
  35. SugarShaun

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    I’m still working under the assumption that Bayern offer isn’t going to be enough unless Sané tries to force the move
     
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  36. NoleNBlue

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    Agreed and I know we cheaped out on the initial offer, as per usual
     
  37. The Banks

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    Three wingers is perfect for a rotation. Perisic is nice if one gets hurt (they will)
     
  38. NoleNBlue

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    According to that greasy commie Zevchenko, Sané has put on like 20 pounds of chub during the Rona
     
  39. SugarShaun

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    He said he thought he was the bus driver :roll:
     
  40. NoleNBlue

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    :laugh:
     
  41. Pasta88

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  42. IAHusk

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  43. NoleNBlue

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    Is icardi the one with the crazy wife?
     
  44. BleedinGreen

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    Wife/agent/instagram model/tv personality. The double pivot episode on her is nuts.
     
  45. IAHusk

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    Yes. The woman he stole from his former teammate Maxi Lopez.
     
  46. NineteenNine

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    Sounds like Maxi dodged a massive bullet.
     
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  47. Willpépé

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    What’s double pivot?
     
  48. NoleNBlue

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    :facepalm: he did it again :facepalm:

     
  49. BleedinGreen

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  50. sem

    sem Jimmy Key? What is he, 45? I could hit him.
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    How is Alaba only 27?
     
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