2020 Summer Transfer Thread

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by derfish, Feb 6, 2020.

  1. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Im a Newcastle fan. Anything over 20 mil is viewed as stupid money.
     
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  2. JonathanCoachman

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    You guys should bring in some players to solve your own league troubles. Only 3 league sellouts since 2012/2013. I guess you’ll have to wait for Manchester United to sell you a handsome player who wears number 7 (which is currently vacant).

    Or you could scrap some of the seats like these.

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  3. nexus

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    :roll: if you weren't such a daft simpleton I would have believed that was performance art. A :coachmanpost: if ever I've seen one.
     
  4. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 StEvIS_iN_cBuS/LandlordBob stalks me
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    We haven't spent that in like 3 years
     
  5. JonathanCoachman

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    Next time I see him, I’m going to get one of your sports heroes to call you a daft simpleton..
     
  6. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    And who was that on? That's right.

    25million to Newcastle for Gini Wijnaldum :bzzzz:
     
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  7. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    From the Athletic article. Ouch Gallant Knight lmbo
     
  8. Topper Bottoms

    Topper Bottoms Daniel Levy's BFF
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    It all comes down to Wesley vs Joelington
     
  9. Gallant Knight

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    Would rather have Watkins so it worked out for everyone.
     
  10. nexus

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    I don’t know where on Spectrum you fall but I’m sure it too is outside the range people give a shit about
     
  11. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    yikes.
     
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  12. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    Im developing a list.

    Stereotypes of TMB soccer fans:

    Real Madrid: Piece of shit assholes
    Barcelona: Stuck up Eurosnobs
    Bayern Munich: Cops
    Chelsea: Handsome brain surgeons
    Man City: Ugly brain surgeons
    Man United: TheFreak55
    Arsenal: Overweight men who identify as 8 year old girls

    I’ll update as we get more.
     
  13. Wu

    Wu Man Of The People
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    Listen, just because I love thin mints doesn’t mean I identify as their peddlers
     
  14. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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    I’ll have you know that I am both ugly and dumb, thank you very much!
     
  15. Wu

    Wu Man Of The People
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    Chelsea fans: people who prefer android over iPhone and who put ketchup on their vegetables
     
  16. TheSkeeter

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    Everton fans: masochists
     
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  17. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    The pigtails are a dead giveaway, sorry I had to call you out on it.
     
  18. Wu

    Wu Man Of The People
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    Oops I did it again
     
  19. nexus

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    Arrec seems upset that everybody laughed at his ridiculous ‘Messi must be in his prime’ analysis
     
  20. SugarShaun

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    Arrec is the Hulk. His secret is that he’s always angry
     
  21. nexus

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    Hey everybody, the guy who’s a fan of a club owned by Putin’s buddy, Illicit mob boss, threat to national security and Bond villain come to life thinks you’re all assholes.
     
  22. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    Angry yes, upset never.
     
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  23. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    You literally are making Autism jokes you douchebag.
     
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  24. Wu

    Wu Man Of The People
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    Quit making Chelsea seem cool
     
  25. nexus

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    It was a Coachman & Everton irrelevance joke but you’re right it was a poor choice
     
  26. TheSkeeter

    TheSkeeter Well-Known Member
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    Don’t lump us in with him. Please and thank you.
    We suffer enough as it is.
     
  27. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    betts to boro




    I get not putting all your eggs in one basket but Rodak is my #1
     
  28. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Secret stash of breast milk ice cream
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    Printing and framing this post
     
  29. Wu

    Wu Man Of The People
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    TIL Neil Warnock is at Boro
     
  30. CoastalOrange

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    Lividpool: Lividpool
     
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  31. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    Incorrect

    Liverpool: Fucking losers
     
  32. JonathanCoachman

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    If I were an outlier on either end of the Autism spectrum, one would think medical professionals would give plenty of shits.

    Maybe you have autism confused with dyslexia. I spurned attending a Champions League level college in Evanston and ended up committing my future loyalty to lousy Everton.
     
  33. nexus

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    So you’re a fan of a superior academic school but settled on attending USC? Tobias ?
     
  34. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i went to the harvard of the midlands idk what you're talking about here
     
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  35. Bankz

    Bankz I'm a sick guy
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    It’s a shame Milan signed this kid who was a born CAM attempted to play him as a Box to Box mid and now that the formation has changed won’t give him a shot to overtake Hakan.

    I believe he can be pretty good if played at the correct position. This would be a solid transfer Lyon
     
  36. RavenNole

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    Paying more than Ozil is wild but arsenal didn’t have a choice.
     
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  37. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    This one is a bit of a shocker as OBM was said to be in line for minutes this year on the wing

     
  38. ChileanNole

    ChileanNole Soccer Expert
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  39. Bankz

    Bankz I'm a sick guy
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    Amazing he got 3 more years in Europe between Milan, Chelsea and Juve. He probably will do well in MLS but wasn't at the level to stick around Europe for a bit now
     
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  40. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
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    Now he can eat plantains and mojo pork without ultras ridiculing his weight.
     
  41. StillwaterDawg

    StillwaterDawg Well-Known Member

    Exeter City to receive 3.5 Million from sell-on clause. That's massive money for a League 2 club.
     
  42. ChileanNole

    ChileanNole Soccer Expert
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    Caribbean food and access to Argentinian style asados galore will not be the best diet but happy to have him join the home team.

    Funny story about Higuaín, when I told my son that I had met Sergio Romero and he was “my friend” he had to one up me and said that Higuaín was his best friend. So every time we watch a match with Higuaín he always gets so happy to see his best friend. He was probably the happiest Inter Miami fan today. Gonna have to buy him the jersey now.
     
  43. RavenNole

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  44. RavenNole

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    Ivanovic back in the prem at west brom? Interesting.
     
  45. RavenNole

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    West brom would be a good spot for Gallagher. I can’t see lampard trusting bielsa with a player he likes or giving bielsa a player unless he absolutely had to.
     
  46. RavenNole

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  47. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    I've heard that Mr. Mbappe is looking for a move to South London
     
  48. ChileanNole

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    This is for next summer. He isn’t moving this year.
     
  49. nexus

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    Except for Bale or Neymar or Ronaldo or any of the other major moves that have absolutely taken place as the window closed