2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. fucktx

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    i don’t give a fuck he’ll get fired next year if he sucks anyways

    better than paying brian kelly 15 mil
     
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  2. laxjoe

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  3. Nostradumass

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    Yeah but just wait till you see what also-ran Texas pays 15 million a year to starting next year.
     
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  4. SugarShaun

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    Why are people running with this $15m figure that Dennis fucking Dodd threw out when The Athletic has people saying $10m?
     
  5. wes tegg

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    Because it makes a hell of a lot more sense for him to leave for $15mm.
     
  6. SugarShaun

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    Obviously more money makes the most sense but he was getting $2.7, $10 is quite an increase
     
  7. wes tegg

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    He wasn’t getting just $2.7. By all accounts, his total compensation was between $7-8 million.
     
  8. Clown

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    Yeah but the hunchback also surrounded himself with drinking buddies that were just as lazy, at least Kelly is smart enough to hire recruiting assistants
     
  9. Fuck this

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    Hot take, brian kelly is a really good coach and can now recruit the kids he couldn’t at ND
     
  10. AHebrewToo

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    cold hard fact take, Brian Kelly doesn’t recruit.
     
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  11. BayouMafia

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    Why does the money matter? Coaches aren’t paid by the universities, they’re paid by rich douchebags who write checks in exchange for the ego stroke of feeling influential and rubbing elbows in luxury suites.
     
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  12. Juke Coolengody

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    The perception at ND was that he personally wasn’t active enough in recruiting versus the young and hungry HCs. I’m sure that was overblown, but there are plenty of tangible examples where local media illuminated that issue when talking with recruits, current players, etc.

    BK improved in this area over the past several years, but take the ND fanbase’s word for it that hands on recruiting won’t be BK’s core competency. It’s probably fair to say that LSU will do a better job recruiting itself and that a more regional recruiting base will mitigate the perceived weakness.

    People trying to look at ND’s recent recruiting classes and using that as proof to say that it won’t be a problem for BK - Marcus Freeman is the single person most responsible for the gains versus recent norms. Defensive recruiting is at the highest level since Holtz ever since Freeman came in.
     
  13. Fuck this

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    so he’s dan Mullen
     
  14. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    The rumor is Raymond and Faulk are staying, if he adds a couple more recruiters to the staff lsu will be fine. They'll keep landing top ten classes. :idk:
     
  15. laxjoe

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    Lol no. You really thought nd was paying their head coach 2.7 million?
     
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  16. Shinzon

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    This. Instead of grinding they just flashed the rings and still tried to live off the Urban days. Mullen couldn’t build one-on-one relationships which are must. So just told them how smart he was. Reminiscent of Charlie Weis’ “decided schematic advantage” bullshit. Saw how that worked out. But yeah when UF is 11th in the SEC in recruiting it’s time to get everyone out the fucking door.
     
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  17. dump

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    $2-3 million is still a pretty nice pay bump imo
     
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  18. dump

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  19. beist

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  20. Redav

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    This tends to be my take as well but college is weird and I really have no idea how anything will play out
     
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  21. Boo MFer!

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    It’s adorable how one fan of a school who overpays a coach that doesn’t win anything is supporting a fan of a school who is about to do the same.
     
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  23. BayouMafia

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    Considering how many non-winning coaches UF has had in the past decade maybe you should scare up a few boosters to open their checkbooks
     
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  24. Fran Tarkenton

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    Doesnt really matter in the sense youre talking about. But hard not to cringe with the backdrop being a State that Bobby Jindal pillaged and left for broke, just so those very assholes could have a little extra coin.
     
  25. steamengine

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  26. repoocs

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    There are stories out there about Marcus Freeman coming in and asking why they hadn't been offering elite defenders that previous coaches had basically written off as possibilities. He started recruiting those kids and as they stand the 22 and 23 classes reflect that. We haven't seen that effort in offense, though. BK was allowed to recruit more talent than he did at ND.

    I think he'll do fine at LSU in that regard with a strong staff, but his hands weren't tied as much as people like to make out.
     
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  27. ned's head

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    I think it's a great hire for lsu. I am interested in seeing how the current roster reacts to his coaching style. He always struck me as a hardass, which is probably gonna be a shock after orgeron
     
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  28. IrishLAX2

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    He’s completely flipped on this over the past few years. Since 2016 when he was almost fired, he’s become way more of a “players coach”. Those purple face screaming sessions on the sideline don’t happen anymore.
     
  29. repoocs

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    During games he can be. That's not the case off field or in the locker room. The players at ND love him.
     
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  31. ned's head

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    Well that's good to hear. Looking forward to the stories about his tinder flings doing the Oklahoma drill in practice
     
  32. TC

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    Southern Cal -- homerun straight out
    LSU -- power move, I think it will work out well
    Florida -- solid
     
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  33. Taques

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    our rivals mod is implying that sonny cumbie is probably gonna get the louisiana tech job
     
  34. BayouMafia

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    Prayers sent Sonny Cumbie Retread Kit
     
  35. DUCKMOUTH

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    All 3 schools can get elite talent. Really going to come down who is the best game planner and staff they build.
     
  36. DeToxRox

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  37. Chipper>Jeter

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    LSU recruits itself
     
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  38. TC

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    This one slid down pretty far from initially claimed targets
     
  39. dump

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    sorry Bammers
     
  40. DUCKMOUTH

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    Agree. He and his staff can build elite roster just recruiting LA, MS and TX. LSU and Bama or more popular in MS then any in state school. All are rich with talent
     
  41. Fran Tarkenton

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    makes me feel good about keeping Clawson
     
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  42. Capstone 88

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    As if we needed further proof god isn’t real
     
  43. teel

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    He's older than I thought
     
  44. Chipper>Jeter

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    They put a ton of pressure on in state talent to go to LSU too
     
  45. PSU12

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    Pry is a good coach. Happy for him. That’s a great job for him.
     
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  46. DUCKMOUTH

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    Yep. It’s been years since it happened, but close friend’s cousin played at LSU. When he was heading to Bama for a visit before being committed he was pulled over at the LA state line by troopers and basically forced to turn around. Shit can be wild
     
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  47. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    The rumor is John Emery's dad got a dui in New Orleans and flipping from Georgia to LSU made it go away.
     
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  48. IV

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    Speaks volumes that no one is after Hugh Freeze
     
  49. TC

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    What are some of the words in those volumes
     
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  50. IV

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    fuck. that. guy.