2023 B1G Thread: Michigan declared the winner…hooray

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  1. $P1

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    Yeah that first quarter was almost a carbon copy of Husk vs Deion last week
     
  2. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    I look forward to the next 3-2 B1G slop fest spagett
     
  3. jokewood

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    Matt Campbell would be a fine coach for either Michigan State or Northwestern.

    0-0 v. Ohio at half
     
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  4. spagett

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    Me too

    I have had enough playing against talented QBs or rosters
     
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  5. spagett

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    Turns out losing 4 DBs to the NFL is not good for the secondary
     
  6. Emma

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    I'm really excited about the future and our coaches, but they're trying to fit a square peg into a round hole with the offensive scheming
     
  7. ~ taylor ~

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    Trying to change 30+ years of identity in one swoop is a good way to get fired and replaced by a former player or coach after 3 crappy years.
     
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  8. PSU12

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    WRs have been so bad
     
  9. spagett

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    Another backbreaking interception

    Need the defense to score a TD
     
  10. Emma

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    Guess you take the under for Wisconsin first half and over second half
     
  11. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    I feel like Illinois and PSU have each come close to blocking multiple punts each
     
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  12. jokewood

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    Indiana is feisty.
     
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  13. $P1

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    Dear Lord Illinois
     
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  14. spartanchuck

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    Illinois needs a qb
     
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  15. jokewood

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    Illinois-Nebraska is going to be fun.
     
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  16. herb.burdette

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    They had 1st and goal at the Louisville 5, down 21-14 in the 4thQ, but couldn’t score.

    Would have been a nice win for them.
     
  17. OHW

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    first to 6 wins it
     
  18. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Team with <6 turnovers wins it.
     
  19. yesman

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    we didn't look good today but this is never not appropriate:

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Constant

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    Laughed. Looked some more. Laughed some more.
     
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  21. spagett

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    Is 4 interceptions bad?
     
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  22. Constant

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    In a season, no.
     
  23. spagett

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    Gonna get so drunk
     
  24. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 Not all time is Standard time, bitch
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    Could be worse, but certainly room for improvement
     
  25. spagett

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    He has 7 already in 3 games

    He's a Christian though so it's God's plan
     
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  26. LookslikeUofI

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    Scott Weaver incarnate
     
  27. jokewood

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    Will the B1G West go 0-7 this week? Many people are asking.
     
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  28. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    If Iowa lost to western Michigan and it was the catalyst to get rid of Brian and/or Kirk, I would take that loss 10 out of 10 times.
     
  29. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    I pray not.
     
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  30. Cooler

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    Yo Michigan, why didn’t you tell us Cade fucking sucks.
     
  31. goblue31602

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    We tried to tell you
     
  32. pez

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    doesn’t help that it looks like your OL took the under
     
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  33. ~ taylor ~

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    He's good at handing off.
     
  34. PSU12

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    Microcosm of Iowa football
     
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  35. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    False. The attempt of that acrobatic feat is far more risqué than Iowa would ever be.
     
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  36. Cooler

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    I knew he wouldn’t be All-Big or anything like that, but he is barely better than Petras.
     
  37. jokewood

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    That's no way to talk about the leader of the offense after this 31 point explosion.
     
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  38. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Tork is Ass
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    This is rock bottom. We’re finishing 2-10. Maybe we will beat Iowa.
     
  39. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    All setup from defense and special teams. Rushing attack has also been the main reason for all the points this half.
     
  40. Celemo

    Celemo red hot & rollin’
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  41. ~ taylor ~

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    He's capable of getting hot for a while and he'll look really good. Then next game, this is what you get. He's never been a game manager. He's a generally inaccurate QB without a big arm who goes on hot streaks and usually makes good decisions.
     
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  42. Celemo

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    We tried to tell you on the first page of this thread
     
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  43. Celemo

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    What’s more likely to happen Day going for 70 or Michigan State getting shut out?
     
  44. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    Western Michigan definitely has 4 Micah Parsons on their team. Definitely isn’t the OL and Cade holding onto the ball too long.
     
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  45. $P1

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    Is Tuck that good or did the MSU players spend their entire week looking at transfer options?

    Or is Washington just that good because Tom Allen is fucking incompetent
     
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  46. Celemo

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    Lol Cade
     
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  47. Celemo

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    I’d be remiss if I didn’t add Penix also has the benefit of how PI is called in the P12
     
  48. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Most points by Iowa since October 1, 2021. Electric!
     
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  49. Cooler

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    Sexy Kirk is back.
     
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  50. $P1

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    lol @ Brian Ferentz trying to pad these #s
     
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