2023 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, Feb 12, 2023.

  1. MG2

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  2. bro

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  3. Handcuffed

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    AFCE: Buffalo
    AFCS: Jacksonville
    AFCW: Kansas City
    AFCN: Cincinnati
    WC1: Pittsburgh
    WC2: Los Angeles
    WC3: New York

    NFCE: Philadelphia
    NFCW: San Francisco
    NFCN: Green Bay
    NFCS: New Orleans
    WC1: Seattle
    WC2: Detroit
    WC3: Dallas

    Kansas City over Buffalo
    Philadelphia over San Francisco

    Philadelphia over Kansas City

    This is pretty chalky but I don't really think there was a lot of impactful moves made this offseason and the draft felt fairly weak. And you can't predict injuries.
     
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  4. hood b. goode

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    Derek Carr 6000 yards, 45 TDs and MVP
     
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  6. Andy Reocho

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    I bet Crosby felt really good about doing this
     
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  7. BuckeyeRiot

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  8. DirtBall

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    What a miserable fandom

     
  9. bro

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    fuck Brady. this seems awkward for Olsen

     
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  10. zeberdee

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    Olsen is good. he's going to get a top job somewhere and Fox will be stuck with Tom Brady and his negative charisma.
     
  11. MG2

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    With the contracts that Aikman, Romo and Brady all have, I wonder where his chance to be #1 somewhere would be. Collinsworth doesn't seem to be quitting any time soon, either, at age 64.
     
  12. bro

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    could replace Herbie at TNF if their games weren't so terrible all the time.
     
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  13. TC

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    Is Herbie doing NFL again this year? He seemed on the verge of exhaustion breakdown last year
     
  14. Vito Corleone

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    Olsen taking over Aikman would be pretty cool
     
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  15. b7

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    Have we found a unicorn? A broadcaster we don’t hate, that doesn’t hate our favorite football team?
     
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  16. MG2

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    Depending on how the playoff in CFB gets expanded and where those games are televised, I wonder if he would have any interest in replacing Danielson at CBS as their #1 CFB guy. I doubt it, but pretty much everything already seems taken. And while everyone likes him, I don't think he's a big enough star that a network is going to pay him a bunch of money to push him into someone else's spot.

    Being #2 at FOX and still getting to do some playoff games might be his best shot other than Amazon, like you mentioned.
     
  17. zeberdee

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    this was my thought. Aikman doesn't seem like he wants to do it forever, but I could be wrong. either way I think he's got three years left, but you see what NBC did with locking down Tirico before Michaels retired, I could see a network doing something like that with Olsen. he might just have a wait a few years.
     
  18. southlick

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    Playing your 1st game against an NFL team after being in the league 7-8 years.

     
  19. Fire Jimbob

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  20. DirtBall

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  21. Bert Handsome

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  22. bigred77

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    Don't care, it's mahomes
     
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  23. Fire Jimbob

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    Demarcus Ware did it better than this lady
     
  24. Handcuffed

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    good for him and for cinci for paying up
     
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  25. Fire Jimbob

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    wow not a team player like Mahomes smh
     
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  26. Pelican

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    edit: handcuffed beat me to it
     
    #4677 Pelican, Sep 7, 2023
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  27. HotMic

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    Former Buckeyes getting paid this week
     
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  28. UncleJesse

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    So Paul Brown has like 20k to spend on players next year?
     
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  30. ZeroPointZero

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    Kupp's hammy might be torn :(

    bring on the

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  31. DirtBall

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    If DailyMail has a story on the NFL you know it’s got to be true

     
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  32. RU-Omega Potato

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    After the coming apocalypse I can't think of anyone better to teach the survivors, who will undoubtedly be the demented offspring of Giants and Eagles fans because their like fucking cockroaches now, about how great America (and its team) was and can be again. Let's just hope someone has the foresight to cryofreeze Jimmy Johnson first.
     
  33. bro

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    Dov aggregating the daily mail is my personal hell
     
  34. hood b. goode

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  35. Charles DeMar

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  36. Jake Scott

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    Congrats to our Giants fans on this impressive accomplishment.
     
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  37. HotMic

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  38. bro

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    "he's on pace for 3,655"
     
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  40. Icculus is a Bammer

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  41. GoodForAnother

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    this is why guys always talk about loving their time playing and coaching for Andy, guy always takes blame when things are bad even when it’s very clearly not his fault, then deflects praise when things are good
     
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  42. Handcuffed

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    he also lets his coaches get loaded in the offices and (attempt to) drive home, which is probably pretty great if you're a shitty person like so many football coaches are
     
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  43. GoodForAnother

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    ok thanks handcuffed
     
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  44. bro

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    almost any HC in the NFL would protect their player after having a bad game week 1
     
  45. GoodForAnother

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    ok thanks bro
     
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  46. Prospector

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    Former NFL Star Adam 'Pacman' Jones Arrested On Serious Charges
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    September 11, 2023


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    Former NFL star Adam 'Pacman' Jones was arrested at Cincinnati Northern Kentucky International Airport Monday (September 11) morning.

    Jones, 39, was charged with intoxication and terroristic threatening, Boone County Jail Captain Kevin Klute confirmed to WCPO. The former NFL cornerback was detained just prior to takeoff of an outbound flight, according to CVG spokesperson Mindy Kershner.

    Airport police received a report of an "unruly passenger" at around 6:00 a.m. local time. Jones was released from jail Monday morning and spoke to local Cincinnati reporters outside the facility and claimed the situation stemmed from requesting to move his seat on the plane due to an issue with a phone charger and vehemently denied he was intoxicated.
    "Do I look intoxicated to you? I've only been locked up two hours." Jones said when asked about his charges.

    Jones, who works as an NFL analyst for the Pat McAfee Show, said he was on a flight to New York for the Monday Night Football game between the Buffalo Bills and New York Jets. The former No. 6 overall pick had a documented history with arrests during his playing career and claimed he was unfairly charged in relation to the latest incident.

    "It'd be different if I'm out causing trouble, doing something stupid, I'm on my s**t," Jones added. "I'm going to stand for what I stand for, which is respect, honesty and I'm walking my walk. I'm not kissing nobody a**, I'm not doing that. If I'm wrong, I'm gonna tell you I'm wrong. [It happened at] 6:30 in the morning and I bought two seats. I'm wrong for telling the flight attendant that the charger is not working for the seat cause I need my iPad to work when I get to New York?"

    Jones shared a video of himself walking through CVG hours before his arrest on his X account.

    Jones was placed on probation during the 2005 NFL Draft for a fight that took place during his collegiate career at West Virginia and later charged in a Las Vegas strip club shooting, as well as several other incidents.

    Jones was selected by the Tennessee Titans at No. 6 overall in the 2005 NFL Draft before being traded to the Dallas Cowboys in 2008. The former West Virginia standout spent the 2009 season with the Winnipeg Blue bombers before eight seasons with the Cincinnati Bengals (2010-17) and one season with the Denver Broncos (2018) before announcing his retirement in 2019.
     
  47. GoodForAnother

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  48. GoodForAnother

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    just added incentives to this years contract. chiefs should retain the ability to tag and trade after this season.
     
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  49. lfriend

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    Must feel good about a chance to come to a longer term deal later if Veach is extending them an olive branch.