2024 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Feb 11, 2024.

  1. Lip

    Lip Maybe fuck yourself
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    whiny bitch too
     
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  2. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Anyone read the Jets piece in the athletic yet?
    https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6005172/2024/12/19/woody-johnson-jets-madden-sons/

    From the recap lol
    • This piece focuses on owner Woody Johnson, who has been quite … hands-on. What I did not expect to learn is the influence of his teen sons, Brick and Jack, whose love for the Madden franchise seems to influence the owner of this NFL team.

    • No, seriously, our reporting revealed that the Jets owner nixed a trade for Jerry Jeudy last offseason because the receiver’s EA Sports rating was too low. It’s not the only time video game ratings have factored into their personnel decisions, either.
     
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  3. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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    Lol hell yeah Woody
     
  4. Shinzon

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    The real GM of the Jets..

    “So we’re willing to give you three platinums and one legendary pack for Davante.”

    IMG_8419.jpeg
     
  5. BudKilmer

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    Woodys sons sound like real pieces of shit
     
  6. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    brick johnson
     
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  7. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    They're the 4th generation of a generational fortune. The chances they wouldn't be massive pieces of shit had to be under 2%.
     
  8. Butthead

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    A kid from that family did this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_Rich_(2003_film)

    Not a bad doc for a twentysomething
     
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  9. zeberdee

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    doing research about whether I want to start Goff in fantasy this week and just noticed that the Lions have only played one game outdoors so far this season.

    pretty crazy. they do have back-to-back outdoors now against the Bears and Niners.
     
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  10. Shinzon

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    I’d pay to watch Clint Hurtt and Big Dom fight it out.

     
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  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  12. bakonole

    bakonole Well-Known Member

    :laugh:
     
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  13. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    no wonder Trump loves this idiot, and vice versa
     
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  14. GoodForAnother

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    Hell yea
     
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  15. Vito Corleone

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    The sports media finally showing a minuscule of boldness to illustrate how stupid NFL owners are has become one of my favorite surprise developments
     
  16. zeberdee

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    when I first read about this I thought it was a misprint and it was about his grandkids. 77 year old billionaire was never going to have well-adjusted teenagers.
     
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  17. BudKilmer

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  18. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    I have no clue what the Lions' offense looks like without Montgomery in terms of run/pass split. Not sure they want to ask Gibbs to take on 25 carries every game. In the past, they have tried to avoid asking Goff to do a ton in outdoor cold weather situations. And the Bears have played him better than the other teams in the division the last couple years, although maybe that changes without Eberflus. He threw 5 INTs against them last year and the Lions got stuck in the second half a few weeks ago that almost led to them blowing that game.
     
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  19. goheels10

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    Reading this piece about Woody made me think of the book Empire of Pain, about the Sacklers and the opioid crisis. The Johnson and Johnson role in the whole thing is fucking gross
     
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  20. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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    That is an NFL player going to practice
     
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  21. GoodForAnother

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  22. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    I thought it was going to end with him requesting seppuku for getting him hit so many times.
     
  23. GoodForAnother

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    Burrow (crushed by a D lineman for the fifth time in a game): ow

    Orlando Brown Junior: I will protect you with this sword as the great and powerful ancient samurai did
     
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  24. dump bueckers

    dump bueckers paige bueckers stan account
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    and lets not even talk about what happened to his daughter Casey
     
  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    dying at the "most ancient form of respect."

    I know Burrow is loaded and you have to gift your offensive line stuff, but you know he really didn't want to give this unit anything.
     
  26. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Watches first season of shogun

    everyone knows being gifted a kitana sword is the greatest sign of respect to be bestowed
     
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  27. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    I assumed this was a jon bois type meme tweet but apparently it's real
     
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  28. GoodForAnother

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    Its the most ancient form of respect.
     
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  29. GoodForAnother

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    the good news is they’ll all have plenty of time to play with their swords in January and February
     
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  30. zeberdee

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    maybe Burrow expects them all to commit seppuku.
     
  31. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Streets behind
     
  32. Lip

    Lip Maybe fuck yourself
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    he clearly has you blocked bc you’re a shit poster
     
  33. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    You've hurt my feelings, but I love you all the same.
     
  34. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  35. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    Hurtt would kill him, like literally
     
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  36. Shinzon

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    That would probably be a good thing for the Eagles.
     
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  37. DirtBall

    DirtBall Space Zaddy
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  38. GoodForAnother

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  39. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  40. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    starting for 3 teams in 1 season has to be pretty rare doesn’t it
     
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  41. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    Watson always gets hurt
     
  42. Nug

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    Saints have been pretty bad for a few years, but I think we're about to enter some daaaark times.

    This has to be a bottom-three roster in the league.
     
  43. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    And you beat the shit out of Dallas.
     
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  44. Nug

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    lol yea we did
     
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  45. Nug

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    Starting at worst rosters I'd say:

    Raiders
    Titans
    Saints
    Giants
    Browns
     
  46. dblplay1212

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    They may overturn that now that they had to call a TO
     
  47. lfriend

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    Raiders roster is actually pretty ok. They just have no QB and a bad coach.

    Browns mostly have a QB problem. The rest though. Woof.

    Titans
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    Raiders
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  48. GoodForAnother

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    Raiders have some dudes honestly
     
  49. Nug

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    Was not aware.

    Guess the Browns kinda do as well. Or at least Garrett