2024 SEC Football Discussion Thread

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  1. Tiffin

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    dump who was the butthole eyes qb you guys had a few years back with Jimbo? Feel like he was 1st or 2nd string one of those years yall needed up on your 3rd or 4th guy. Maybe ended up transferring?

    I googled this but surprisingly "butthole eyes Texas A&M" ends up with very different results.
     
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  2. gilstein21

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    He’s the starting ga tech qb now, Haynes king
     
  3. Tiffin

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    TYFYS
     
  4. GrizzliesDrew

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    So, THAT explains it!!!

     
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  5. southlick

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  6. bertwing

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  7. TC

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    10 league teams have yet to allow a TD, 11 counting LSU
     
  8. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Well to be fair none of us played anyone worth a shit
     
  9. tigr2ndbase

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    I’m hammering the over in our game. Final score could be in the 80’s.
     
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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  11. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    The dollar general Runnin' Down a Dream cover has already run its course.
     
  12. southlick

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    sidelines without a ticket or credentials. Police say he was also in possession of a custom A&M SEC Baseball jacket, an official A&M Baseball Adidas rolling bag and a three-ring binder with the “Texas A&M Blue Bell Park Strategy.” Police determined all items were taken from Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park. Quareles admitted to police he had been drinking at a tailgate and illegally entered Kyle Field to “see how far he could go.” He’s charged with Criminal Trepass, Burglary of a Building, Public Intoxication and Failure to ID.
     
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  13. JGator1

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    God bless Gainesville's finest Tom Petty, all we have to hang our hat on these days.
     
  14. dump

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    I needed this after last night

     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's wild LSU hasn't won an opening game since 2019
     
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  16. dump

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    good news is that they got Dabo next year
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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  18. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    Goddamnit beat me to it
     
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Gators dodged a bullet with the new single conference and gonna miss Vandy
     
  20. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Glad the sec East has to play real teams now
     
  21. Roy

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    #Kentucky Wildcats im already picking y’all to cover -10 but should I also take the under in points? How do you feel about your offense?
     
  22. dump

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    well they only played like 1/2 a game
     
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  23. dump

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  24. Hank Scorpio

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  25. wes tegg

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    Funniest possible scenario is LSU getting into shootouts with UCLA and South Carolina.
     
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  26. blind dog

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    my boomer dad is listening to this week's sec shorts right now, he has not laughed one time (never does but always watches loud as shit). i hate it so much make it stop
     
  27. dump

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  28. bertwing

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    Let him do whatever he wants he has to support his failson
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    Where is this young man transferring to next season?

     
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  30. One Two

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  31. Deuce

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  32. wes tegg

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    dibs
     
  33. wes tegg

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  34. Owsley

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    The white QB crop outside of Mr. MLS is extremely ugly this year.
     
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  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    I will call him nothing other than VV or Vanilla Vick from now on. Averaging 650yds passing and 100yds rushing for the season will be a nice improvement. props to #Michigan State Spartans for him
     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    You should have a lot of cash flow freed up after this year
     
  37. Owsley

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    UGA

    Texas
    Bama
    Mizzou
    Ole Miss

    Tennessee
    Oklahoma

    Auburn
    Kentucky
    LSU
    aTm

    Vandy
    Slaw
    State
    Carolina

    Florida
     
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  38. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    aTm and UF too high
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't feel like Tennessee & Oklahoma should be on the same tier. They looked completely different. Too much red in yah putting Tennessee in a tier below bama.

    I've seen a few people put Auburn ahead of LSU, I'm not sure i"m there yet. USC is solid and that was a good back and forth game. I think both teams (LSU/USC) are top 20ish....not sure the Barn is there yet.
     
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  40. One Two

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    He wasn’t padding stats, you just can’t contain this drip

     
  41. Owsley

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    Tennessee plays at OU 9/21, so that’ll be an easy decider. Nothing I saw from LSU Sunday night makes me think they’ll be anything more than 8-4 this year after conference play. They’ll likely beat someone they’re not supposed to, but that team is going to have more downs than ups this year imo. Would anyone be surprised if they’re losing late in the game at USC in two weeks? I certainly wouldn’t.
     
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  42. Prospector

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    brown shoes instead of black with that suit? Would not fuck
     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    Have you looked at LSU's schedule? They could easily coast to 9-3. Oklahoma looks pretty meh, and then Ole Miss/Bama are the only other two ranked teams. Shit is soft.
     
  44. Owsley

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    Yes, because LSU never loses in hilarious fashion to teams they have no business losing to.
     
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  45. Truman

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    It's all fun top prognosticate. But I have a hard time getting too into the weeds after 1 week when most of the teams played cupcakes
     
    #2495 Truman, Sep 4, 2024
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    I do agree, except for Auburn's case. We are amazing
     
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  47. London Humphreys

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    The fighting Trumans need to avoid the rat poison when facing Boston college.
     
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  48. Owsley

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    The schedule disparity is a major issue. We need 9 games ASAP.
     
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  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's weird to not have the standard schedule and having to look at everyone's to see how it shakes out.

    8 games is dumb and some of the "better" teams historically being complete dick (Looking at you, Gators) exacerbates some weak schedules....especially if the SEC was trying to balance based on historical success
     
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  50. Truman

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    All the talk of a soft schedule was ignoring the rising big boys like BC and Vandy.

    Many people are calling this a very hard schedule! I'll be accepting all apologies at your convenience.