2025 National Recruiting Thread: Sponsored by Oracle

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  1. gowolverines8

    gowolverines8 Well-Known Member

    don’t you worry we stuffed our program full of program guys in our last 2 shitty classes
     
  2. Celemo

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    I'll fucking tie you to a fucking bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit Right? Put a hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tssssssss
     
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  3. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    In fairness, the way the Underwood thing played out is kind of hard not to view any other way besides just owning it. This is Trump's America, though, so I'm sure some are trying.

    OSU fans are just spoiled and try to manufacture hard times for them so they can act like they're like everyone else. It's annoying but I get it. They're the 30 year old white guy who keeps getting promoted and makes big money because his dad is the CEO, but wants to hang out at the bar with the other young people and talk about how hard life is.
     
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  4. ButchCassidy

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    I'm team pay transfers, not recruits. Unless they're generational.
     
  5. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Sounds like an HR issue waiting to happen.
     
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  6. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Yea man. OSU has just been dominating the recruiting game for 10+ years with hard work and dedication.
     
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  7. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    I think he's being sarcastic, guys.
     
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  8. PSU12

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    It seems like a very “just in case” type of visit. I doubt anything comes of it if you hire someone decent
     
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  9. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    And Jesus Christ.
     
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  10. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    I think this is Corch Day's approach.
     
  11. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Education too, our recruits are here for the degree.
     
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  12. MG2

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    Meadows to Bama now?
     
  13. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Is Larry Ellison poor now? People are asking.
     
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  14. Celemo

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    Michigan has a pay scale that they are sticking to, if a recruit wants more than what they've vested per position they ain't getting it from UM. This was established on the last page, guy
     
  15. Truman

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    This is a lot of words to say 'yes' !!
     
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  16. Celemo

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    acknowledged
     
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  17. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Old Enough to not know whats Chappell Roan
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    Michigan football's entire short term outlook contingent on Jolin pleasuring Larry sufficiently
     
  18. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    When he visited ND a few weeks back, our beat basically said if Underwood leaves LSU, Meadows will be out but it won’t be Michigan because he’s not sold on them. So that tracks
     
  19. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    I mean he asked for the Bryce deal and we politely declined. He's a worse version of Nyck Harbor (superb athlete trying to play WR), not a Ryan Williams/J Smith type that's worth that. I think he was only interested if we went hella stupid with the money cannon, and comparable offers he's gonna pick somewhere.

    Don't fault him for asking though.
     
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  20. Shinzon

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    Feels like Bear Alexander all over again.
     
  21. The Banks

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    Signing days have gotten pretty stale, let’s hope for fireworks in a week.
     
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  22. Celemo

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    The sole reason I know Richmond even exists is that ‘91 upset over Syracuse
     
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  23. Truman

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    Todd McShay
     
  24. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  25. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    That tweet could be about any number of Ohio State commits flipping elsewhere since Ohio State is the only school in America not willing to pay players.
     
  26. PSU12

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    I thought it was about OHIO DE Chaz Coleman shutting down and publicly spurning the in state program for Penn State personally
     
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  27. ButchCassidy

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    Fake News, offer pulled. Ask dukebuckeye
     
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  28. HotMic

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    Larry Johnson needs to go yesterday. If they don’t move on from him this year, they might never do it.
     
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  29. herb.burdette

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    We’re all hoping he finds a sixth wife from Stanford.
     
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  30. The Banks

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    Associate head coaches are usually the last to go. They’ll fire coordinators before dumping their right hand man.
     
  31. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    We do titles mainly to justify salaries it seems. Certainly not right hand man, just complete autonomy for everything DL related. At least till Oregon
     
  32. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    I always thought of it as some made up BS title to justify raising someone's salary.
     
  33. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Good, you’ve forgotten when they beat 3 seed South Carolina as a 14 in 1998
     
  34. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Actually it’s

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  35. Jake Scott

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  36. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Disappointed in myself that this made me laugh
     
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  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  38. The Banks

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    Who we stealing from? Auburn, LSU, Ohio State, Kansas State?
     
  39. HotMic

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    Great stuff Steve. Awesome input.
     
  40. B-Boy $P1

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    There's a big commit coming this weekend.

    Can't say who yet. Or for whom. Just wanted to give you a heads up
     
  41. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Offord.
     
  42. The Banks

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    Least likely of those four
     
  43. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    "I'm not saying a flip is imminent but the Dawgs are in this one big time. I'll tell you guys who it was when the cycle is over "

    >never tells you who it was
     
  44. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    but also, it might not happen
     
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  45. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    JHop is mad that Steve is stealing his playbook (it’s everyone’s playbook)
     
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  46. MG2

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    Hayes Fawcett just announced an entirely new Colorado class tonight
     
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  47. Rammer Jammer

    Rammer Jammer Fan Of: Bama, Braves, Packers, MSU Baseball
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    Dropped 4 in a 30 min span honestly impressed