90 Day Fiance

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  1. TheGrifter

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    Obviously there are quite a few of us willing to admit we watch it.

    Let’s get a thread going.

    I think we can all agree the couples which are an obvious green card grab are the best, right?
     
  2. Druce

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    100% because the naive ass Americans always believe them. Pedro and Chantelle from I think season 2 are absolutely hilarious
     
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  3. TheGrifter

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    Nothing in this world will ever beat Mohammed from the first season.

    “I can’t kiss her because of my religion.”

    *Literally everyone familiar with Ramadan*
    “Bro, that’s not how it’s supposed to work...”

    Then he embraces the show to hook up with strippers and other women with questionable morals.

    Legend.
     
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  4. PCH

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    Indonesia and the vegas girl are in it for the card
     
  5. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    My wife watches this a fair amount and I find myself sucked into it sometimes.

    The Jorge-Anfisa storyline was amazing.
     
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  6. petere1588

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    I feel a little bit bad for the Samoa guy. He literally grew up in a house with a thatch roof and dirt floors. That girl is getting on his ass about not protecting the baby and all that. He’s in total culture shock and deserves way more benefit of the doubt. Haha did you see him try to ride a bike?

    And her getting knocked up again and essentially blaming it on him? You’re a 30 year old woman, your in charge of your birth control, no one else.
     
  7. Druce

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    Apparently he's now doing time for getting caught with a bunch of weed and she's a body builder. So many fantastic and hilarious people in this show, I wish they did updates on all of them regularly. The creepiest was definitely the 60+ year old that brought over the 18 y/o from I think Thailand.
     
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  8. Druce

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    Agree 100%, he has no idea how to adjust. He almost comes off as "special." That chick is a bitch to him like 95% of the time.
     
  9. petere1588

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    Colt and Larissa....woof. She has a total misconception of money and thinks she’s going to become a millionaire? Yeah, she’s a bitch. Although living with your mom and sharing a bank account in your mid 30’s is also really weird. He seems like a somewhat decent guy, but damn, this is not going to end well for him or his moobs.
     
  10. Druce

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    You mean Colty? Cracks me up how she says his name.
     
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  11. tylerdolphin

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    Figured he'd do something stupid and end up in jail trying to make her happy.
     
  12. TheGrifter

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    Have any of you watched Before The 90 Days?

    Paul is a treasure when it comes to creeper status.
     
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  13. CF3234

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    know 2 people who have mail order brides.

    One is happily married with a kid and the other is on his 4th or 5th wife in 10 years
     
  14. Quick

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    My gf makes me watch this... I’m secretly in love with the young Mexican chick
     
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  15. LetItSoak

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    I just finished the Previously On portion of a random episode and holy shit these can't be real people who exist in the world. Fascinating shit
     
  16. AubCabs

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    the dude dating the russian is a fucking douche bag
     
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  17. petere1588

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    Yeah can he legally take the kid back to America without mom’s consent? He is a major douche, saying his girl that just had a C section isn’t playing enough attention to him. GTFO with that.
     
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  18. petere1588

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    *whispers*

    She’s a bitch.
     
  19. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.

    Who could have ever seen the Jamaican guy cheating on her?

    Absolute shocker.
     
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  20. DUCKMOUTH

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    On season 4. This Jorge dude with the Russian chick is pathetic
     
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  21. Druce

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    He’s now locked up for a couple years.
     
  22. petere1588

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    Chances Colty got bitch slapped? 100% or 1000%?
     
  23. DUCKMOUTH

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    Just made it to Luis and Molly and the whole falllout due to her Owl statues

    Hilarious stuff
     
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  24. mp_22

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    The Jamaican guy is retarded
     
  25. southside

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    Devar?
     
  26. mp_22

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    Jay
     
  27. DUCKMOUTH

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    That was the one a tinder the day after his wedding right?
     
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  28. petere1588

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    Jay is a dumbass. His reason for wanting sex all the time is because he’s Jamaican? Cmon. Idiot.

    And Colt calling Fernanda and Jonathan jealous of him and Larissa is rich. Haha, laughed so hard at that.
     
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  29. Druce

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    That reunion show was great, looking forward to part 2. I feel like this Fernanda/Larissa thing is manufactured
     
  30. TheGrifter

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    Everything about Larissa is manufactured. She said in an interview it was a stunt she only did for the money.
     
  31. mp_22

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    Yes
     
  32. mp_22

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    Exactly
     
  33. Gin Buckets

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    Started this show, the one called "The Other Way" the other day. I like it. I'm only really interested in some of the couples, but man, it's so easy to see a coming in a couple of them and I'm just like :popcorn:
     
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  34. Quick

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    The dude that went to Ecuador I legit feel sorry for.
     
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  35. Druce

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    Most of these people are so fucking stupid it's beyond me. I did however get my wife an autographed picture of Danielle from a few seasons ago as a joke for her birthday.
     
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  36. Gin Buckets

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    That's the one I'm talking about. I'm watching the episode where he actually leaves right now at work. It's so obvious to see from a mile away that she's not interested in him, and the previews are showing that she doesn't even meet him at the airport. Poor guy.

    I also laughed hard with the stoner nurse from the previous episode who passively ripped on him the entire time. I really liked this line in particular "It's very rare for someone in his 30s to bring his mother along for vaccination shots..."
     
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  37. Gin Buckets

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    This is the first season I've watched sadly.
     
  38. DUCKMOUTH

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    Just started the other way. Excited
     
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  39. PCH

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    The other way is way better than they other one.


    And Paul is the dumbest one on the show. And that's saying something.

    "I didn't bring a baby stroller, but here's a bullet proof diaper bag" !!! Lolololol
     
  40. TheGrifter

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    Enjoying “The Other Way.” Continue to laugh at Paul. Agree I feel bad for the sheltered Mormon guy who is obviously being played.

    “Happily Ever After” is its typical fantastic shit show. Andrei is an ungrateful mooch. Danielle continues to be completely and willfully ignorant. Chantel and Pedro are simply manufacturing drama for the cameras. And Larissa... My god, Coltee, grow a backbone.
     
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  41. PCH

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    Coltee is manipulative af when it comes to putting on a calm front for the cameras. We see right thru it. Acting like he isn't a part of all the drama.


    Feel bad for the Mormon.
     
  42. Gin Buckets

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    Ronald's Mom looked seriously uncomfortable with the kid calling her son "Dad" before he's met him. Her face, to me, was like "Dear God. My son is not ready for this."
     
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  43. Druce

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    It's completely fucked up the kid calling him dad
     
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  44. Gin Buckets

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    Yep. Made the daughter looked crazy. I think she'd be a good looking girl if she lost about 100 lbs. Pretty face.
     
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  45. Gin Buckets

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    Episode 6 is the most recent, correct?

    That's the one I'm watching now, but this poor Corey guy. The neediness and ignorant comments are not doing him any favors. I feel bad for him in a normal way that I'd feel for someone who is about to get their heart ripped out. Then, I remember how he gave Evelin like $40k, and that she has ownership of their bar, and I feel even worse for him.

    After they break up, I think this man has the easiest pre-nup conversation ever with his next potential wife.
     
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  46. petere1588

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    On happily ever after, the more I watch Ashley and Jay, I realize how dumb Ashley is....You brought a 20 year old Jamaican (when she’s 32) over to the states to be your husband, your children’s step dad, etc? And then on top of that he just sits around all day because he can’t work. Cheating is wrong no doubt, but this was always going to end poorly. He’s 20 and wants sex several times a day (as they discussed in previous episodes); she’s extremely naive if she thought this would go well.
     
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  47. TheGrifter

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    Evelin is obviously terrible, but part of me still empathizes with her. She wants Corey to actually be an independent man. The guy had his Mother go with him to get a few immunization shots, and he cried having them done. He needs to grow some type of backbone.
     
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  48. Quick

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    I’m team Jay. What do you expect from a 20 year old Jamaican guy?
     
  49. petere1588

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    Especially when his dad is such a SKINNA....blessings and respect.
     
  50. Majic44

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    just discovered this thread and will happily admit these shows are fantastic

    Corey is a fucking moron and it drives me crazy.

    Deavan and Jihoon might be the most odd couple I have seen. (granted I haven't seen all seasons, but most)
     
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