Alaskan Bush People.

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  1. wes tegg

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    I wish Noah had his own show.
     
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  2. Truman

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    Also Bear's sweet flirting/pickup lines about how he balances the weight to get a good work out was top notch. He's what in his mid-20s?? and his way to flirt with girls is basically out of a 3rd grader's playbook of riding your bike past her house and doing wheelies. :laugh:

    PS - that chick was p cute.
     
  3. BuckeyeRiot

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    Way not to drive the jeep into the ocean Rainey. You're already the 3rd most competent Brown child.
     
  4. Truman

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    In what world is it a good idea to let a 13 year old steer a 1 ton jeep? THey got lucky AF
     
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  5. wes tegg

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    They're all so gay and awkward.
     
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  6. Truman

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    Props to wes tegg for bumping this thread. I watched this Friday night @ like 2am when I got home and was hammered. Completely forgot about it. It's all coming back to me.
     
  7. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Has to be incest right?
     
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  8. BuckeyeRiot

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    My money is on Gabe and Bird.
     
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  9. Truman

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    Bam. That dude has child molester/incester written all over it.

    Not that it's a high bar, but Gabe is the most 'normal' one by far. Actually, Rainy is the most normal, but IM sure she'll get weirder as she gets older.
     
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  10. BuckeyeRiot

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    Exactly, the only two 'normal' ones. Drawn together out of mutual distaste for the circus freaks they live with. Story as old as the hills.
     
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  11. wes tegg

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    I love how powerfully stupid they all are.
     
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  12. wes tegg

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    And how much time and effort they waste on asinine projects like skiff hot tubs, electrical moss, and cat ramps.
     
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  13. wes tegg

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    And making dog fur sweaters. :facepalm:
     
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  14. wes tegg

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    Noah playing the pan flute!
     
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    The one who made the skiff hot tub will be the one who murders the entire family.
     
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  16. wes tegg

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    I think they've got to be high up on death pools. It's more how and how soon than if or when.
     
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  17. The Banks

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    Got a list of ways you think they'll do it?
     
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  18. wes tegg

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    I feel like their general lack of competence makes the possibilities endless.
     
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  19. BuckeyeRiot

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    Bear is going to tumble-run over a bear trap and get his arm severed at the shoulder. He'll bleed out before they can get him help.
     
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  20. Truman

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    Getting crushed by a between two boats, or a boat and a dock. OR just a boating accident in general seems pretty likely.
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    Holy shit at this road trip.
     
  22. wes tegg

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    :roll: at how they secured their shit on the top of the RV.
     
  23. wes tegg

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    They're so incredibly stupid. :facepalm:
     
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  24. Truman

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    I love how they always harp on " oh man it's that bad Brown luck again"

    Pretty much all of their bad luck stems from their absolutely moronic decisions.
     
  25. MajorRaider

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    Watching these people pull a Crocodile Dundee and enter civilization in California was :laugh:tastic.


    Rolling around San Diego beaches in jeans and climbing palm trees, the wolf kid who had to be pulled out of traffic, being disgusted by clean drinking water, etc. Awesome.
     
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  26. MajorRaider

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    I'm gonna buy a 30 year old Winnebago for discount t prices.

    Oh fuck it broke down.

    Didn't see that coming. Shit, we have the worst luck.
     
  27. wes tegg

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    "Book of Bird" is on now. Hilarious.
     
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    Twila appears...interesting
     
  29. Prospector

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    Why is Noah is some sort of leg brace?
     
  30. Truman

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    Is Matt a legit alcoholic or does he just feel bad for having a few beers?
     
  31. wes tegg

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    He injured it a while ago and then re-hurt it while in the "lower 48."
     
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  32. wes tegg

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    There have been rumors that he's a drug addict for years. But, his People interview would have you believe that he "isn't an alcoholic" and just didn't like where things were going.
     
  33. wes tegg

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    At times I feel like Bam is aware of how retarded the rest of them are.
     
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  34. wes tegg

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    Love the EXTREME tattoo.
     
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  35. The Banks

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    Finally, if you haven't heard, six of the "Alaskan Bush People" were charged with hunting and fishing license violations. The important thing you need to know is that Noah Brown's middle name is "Dark Cloud," according to the citation. The Brown family is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
     
  36. The Banks

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    New season starts January 4th.
     
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  37. wes tegg

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    There's a new "off the grid" with a bunch of outtakes. There's a scene where Noah makes a "night vision helmet" out of welders' goggles that's pretty sweet.
     
  38. BuckeyeRiot

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    And then tests it out by trying to crack a whip. At night. In the dark. In an Aliens helmet. Unsuccessfully.

    I love that little retard.
     
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  39. Jake Scott

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    Tonight, right?

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  40. Truman

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  41. Truman

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    10:30 and I should be going to bed. Going to watch these retards in lieu of sleep. I have issues.
     
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  42. Truman

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    LOL at them getting a cow. Going to be awesome when a grizzly eats it.

    Also the second hour was one of those dumb specials where they just mash up old episodes. Didnt watch
     
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  43. Jake Scott

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    Lmao at the corral they built.
     
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  44. Truman

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    Also - Im calling bullshit on that tree falling on Gabe's house. That thing fell perfectly square right on it, and there were no other downed trees in sight.
     
  45. wes tegg

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    Shooting it with the cannon was fantastic.
     
  46. Truman

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    This episode has it all, and it's only halfway through. All their extra chromosomes are on display. Noah trying to court a girl will never get old. Matt building a home made saw mill? Bear making home made dynamite to blow up rocks? What could go wrong? :popcorn:
     
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  47. Jake Scott

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    I can't watch that shit with Noah. He is a such a faggot when he's not building cool stuff.

    I feel like they really could have done better with the saw mill. He needs to find a different blade, though. Like a skill saw.
     
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  48. BuckeyeRiot

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    What??? You don't like a saw mill made with tires and plywood for tensioners and rollers? That thing will last as is for maybe a log and a half.
     
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  49. LetItSoak

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    The strangest part about the show is how terrible they seem to be at a lot of these activities
     
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  50. spagett

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    What in the actual fuck?

    He's a faggot when he's building anything. He's always a faggot.