Alive or not...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Billy Ball, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  2. You and You

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    The fuck happened? Something fall on her?
     
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  3. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
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    Damn!

    Not
     
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  4. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    Total shouldn’t have been standing there.
     
  5. Damion

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    Big block of ice fell and hit her
     
  6. IHHH

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    Aliens imo
     
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  7. bigred77

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    That seems like a lotta blood real fast
    Is that a lotta blood real fast?
     
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  8. IHHH

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    Seems like it
     
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  9. nofatchildren

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    Did we have this one yet?

     
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  10. You and You

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    Ha
     
  11. Gambler

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    Was the door locked?
     
  12. xec

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  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Got caught banging some dude's wife?
     
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  14. nofatchildren

    nofatchildren Bull Moose Till I Die
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    DOCTORS HATE THIS NEAT TRICK TO UNPARALYZE YOURSELF

     
  15. IHHH

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    I will go with no.
     
  16. bertwing

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    Well the plus side is now he can no longer feel anything below his neck rather than just below his waist
     
  17. webbi

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  18. Biship

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    What was it
     
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  19. skrouse

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    They almost landed that shit
     
  20. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    Looks like them Duke boys are at it again.
     
  21. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Come to Notre Dame, you can ride a horse.
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    I wanted them to land it. I'm guessing drunk s shit and going for it or fell asleep
     
  22. Shawn Hunter

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    They suspect the driver fell asleep
     
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  23. bertwing

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  24. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

  25. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    There’s no use crying over spilled molten metal imo
     
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  26. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    [​IMG]
     
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  27. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  28. skrouse

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    Dead as fuck
     
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  29. IHHH

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    Cte lawsuit coming up
     
  30. bertwing

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  31. Shawn Hunter

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    Mitch Hedberg lied. It did not become stairs.
     
  32. bertwing

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  33. bertwing

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  34. Whammy Business

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  35. IHHH

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    Drink milk

    This would be a perfect ad, almost
     
  36. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
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    Alive
     
  37. john fairfax

    john fairfax An expert at baccarat
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    dumb like for real dumb
     
  38. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
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    Probably the dumbest thing we've seen on here and that's saying something.
     
  39. theriner69er

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    oh that seemed like a good plan. Hopefully dead. #Darwin
     
  40. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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  41. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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  42. xec

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    Dead
     
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  43. IHHH

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    Why not just go talk to that agressive elephant and put up the universal stop sign when said elephant charges you?
     
  44. IHHH

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    That dude escaped death by a fraction, damn

    The one positive is that he probably lost both his glasses and you have to be a fucking moron to wear it like this so I hope he learned that lesson. Life comes at you fast
     
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  45. Emma

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    This one's from 2015
     
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