Alive or not...

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  1. Handcuffed

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    ^was a cargo plane where the cargo shifted right after takeoff iirc. pretty old and i think somewhere in the middle east.
     
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  2. Killy Me Please

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    It literally says "Afghanistan" in the tweet
     
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  3. bigpig

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    this dumbass

     
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  4. kinghill

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    wait, who is the dumbass
     
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  5. NilesIrish

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    I want to know the story here, that was a lot cops for what initially looked like a routine traffic stop.

    Also, dead.
     
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  6. MoJo

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  7. Nandor the Relentless

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    :doge:
     
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  8. Whammy Business

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    Burning alive has to be among the worst ways to die.
     
  9. Whammy Business

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    Felony stop. Or boredom.
     
  10. Prospector

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    Young bertwing trying to fly
     
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  11. dahldennsull

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    god dang I wanted someone to take off their coat and cover that dude running around at the bottom of the stairs on fire

    i'm wondering if your adrenaline is so high you just passout? i'm sure the pain is immense though.

    for me, drowning is my biggest fear. Not being able to take a breath is the worst thing in the world to me
     
  12. Hatfield

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    Damnnit Rhonda
     
  13. texasraider

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    that is awful.

    Thankfully there was a guy with a large jug of water at a train station which is kind of weird
     
  14. a.tramp

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    Maybe he was in ketosis, ever think of that!
     
  15. theriner69er

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    I've always been surprised by the number of people who off themselves by hanging. That seems like a really awful way to go. You have some time to think about what's happening, and, god forbid, to change your mind.
     
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  16. texasraider

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    If you do it right, you break your neck.
     
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  17. soulfly

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    Not many people operating with that sort of height in a suicide.
     
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  18. Damion

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    I like how at the end that one guy just walks up on fire and calmly stands there waiting for dude to pour some water on him
     
  19. IHHH

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    But people that really want to do it get creative. Guys will tie a rope to something that won’t move, open the trunk of their car and tie the thing around their neck, give it enough length, hit the gas full on.

    It never fails. It’s kind of a modern day hanging.
     
  20. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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  21. Gambler

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    I got nexties.
     
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  22. chet fire

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  23. IHHH

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    I know, but that is a true story.

    And when you think about it, it was pretty smart...,and effective
     
  24. IHHH

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    I know too many first responders I guess, these things are not that uncommon.

    I would never do that job

    And I play hockey with a bunch of doctors and they tell me how people always miss when trying to commit suicide. The worst is when people try to shoot themselves in the head but do not secure their head. People underestimate the impact of the gunshot, and it will throw your head back and you might miss yourself unless you lay the back of your head on a wall
     
  25. chet fire

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  26. Stagger Lee

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  27. IHHH

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    If you want to kill yourself, don’t
     
  28. Hootchmane

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    The heat from the flames would probably make it difficult to breath as well. Double wammy.
     
  29. bertwing

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    This happened at a Walmart in Green Bay, WI. Dude tied a rope around a light pole, got in his car and tied the rope around his neck and then gunned it. His head did not stay attached
     
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  30. Nole0515

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    Yeah?
     
  31. Nick Rivers

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  33. tjsblue

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    Uh.. hope there is a story here. Stand your ground?
     
  34. Nick Rivers

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    Happened in Turkey - dispute between a land owner and a sheep farmer
     
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  35. a.tramp

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    Chances of life very low
     
  36. tjsblue

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    What happened to the guy in white?
     
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  37. a.tramp

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    Rolled up under the SUV and probably drug/graded for a bit. Similar to what the waiter at Olive Garden does with the Romano cheese on your salad or meal.
     
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  38. Nandor the Relentless

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    :doge::doge::doge::doge:
     
  39. You and You

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    Had to be a woman driver. That's panicked driving.
     
  40. kinghill

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    or perfectly executed murder
     
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  41. beerme

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    Semi autonomous vehicle malfunction
     
  42. Nick Rivers

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  43. Crepeswithasmile

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    :doge:

    the way that guy runs in, takes a look and is all nope fuck this i'm out.
     
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  44. mmm

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