Any swingers on TMB?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Basada, May 20, 2011.

  1. Zap Branigan

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    this nigga has most people on tmb ignored, me included lol
     
  2. Nole96SC

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    However long it takes, find a couple who is also interested in trying it out but also have never done it before. That way it will be awkward as fuck for everyone and if you're lucky it will be so awful that she wont want to try it again.
     
  3. Mister Me Too

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    Pretty sure your wife already has another couple in mind, my guess is she's already been with them as the 3rd person and they are going to throw a pity fuck your way before the guy takes your wife, house, car, and your dog.
     
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  4. Capstone 88

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    I know my wife is going to have had sex before. I'm glad she did when I'm 30 I don't want to have to go through training again.
     
  5. TheChatch

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    I'd be happy to fuck your wife in front of you.

    In all honesty, we found out a few years ago that one of our buddies from college had parents that were swingers. he & I got into an argument at the bar, and let's just say that I said something that crossed a couple lines & we had to be separated.

    I wasn't invited to his wedding last year.
     
  6. Seavie

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    Yep, this is definitely in the OP's future :laugh:
     
  7. tradercane

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    What is the use in being married if your wife is gonna be fucking other dudes.
     
  8. DistantFactor

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    Not married, but more of a realist.
     
  9. Buff_Ruffnek

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    Yeah, but hogtie your girlfriend and make her watch.....

    :beerchug: Mein Anglos.... oceangrown must mean "bathes with dad" in some sort of Left Coast Language then....
     
  10. Mix

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    soft swap
     
  11. triceratops

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    It imagine it would be pretty awkward to run into the guy at the grocery store a couple weeks later for a stop-and-chat.
     
  12. * J Y *

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    perfect
     
  13. Red Rover

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    yeah, except for she is doing this solely that she wants to experience another dick. she pretty much set it up by allowing her friend into a 3 way with her husband. now, she can hold that over Basada's head until he lets her have her way. and her way is another cock inside of her.
     
  14. Buff_Ruffnek

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    :heythere: fucking virgins are overrated....I'd take 2 nubile sluts and two 8-balls any fucking day of the week

    over 4 virgins.....
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    Nm
     
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  16. Hogview

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    These just had me :roll: at the office.
     
  17. Clown Baby

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  18. Nole96SC

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    Fly Dump and his sister in. You'll get to fuck sweet Melanie and your wife will realize she never wants another dick other than yours again.
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    how dare you diss the good dumptime dick
     
  20. tradercane

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    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  21. ACEDGOD

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    youre in a great situation

    if you say yes, another man's cock is inside your wife, which will inevitably lead to divorce
    if you say no, that's not going to stop her if she's already entertaining the idea and she will fuck someone in spite of you, which will inevitably lead to divorce

    don't worry she's going to say its all your fault and probably take more than half of your estate
     
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  22. Clown Baby

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    hey brainiac, she cant take shit if she's fucking other dudes
     
  23. triceratops

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    So you are saying it is a win-win situation
     
  24. Hogview

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    They said both were highly educated and well off, tobad she'll be still well off and OP will be starting over in a fancy studio apartment.
     
  25. Buff_Ruffnek

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    Mmmmmmmm Sweet Melanie.....bet she tastes like butterscotch....but am left to wonder what she sounds

    like when she's all revved up......
     
  26. HuskerInMiami

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    Did you fuck the other girl in these 3somes, or just eatout/BJ?
     
  27. F-18 Driver

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    Yea, I was thinking that as well.
     
  28. Biggunz

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    The fact that he's not answering my question means they do in fact have kids. That circumstance basically makes what would be a stupid decision instead a self-destructive and insane decision. But this guy wants us to tell him it's OK just so he can get some strange.


    It sucks dude, and it won't be near as much fun to read about, but you guys need some serious counseling.
     
  29. HuskerInMiami

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    Also, can we get a pic of your wife or the girl you 3some with, with the face at least blocked? I mean we won't be able to guess who she is, but I have to get an idea.

    I was picturing your wife is some hot 35 year old soccer mom. I'm starting to realize I'm retarded.
     
  30. Black Falcon

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    Can someone kindly tell me what page the pix are on, I didn't see them and op knows we have :rules: ? TIA.
     
  31. Nole96SC

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    lol
     
  32. Menelaus

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    I feel this is important
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    Are the ladies in question atleast moderately attractive
     
  34. TheChatch

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    Finding out that your wife wants another man's dick inside of her should be a red flag.

    This won't end well.

    Aren't you glad you picked this little angel to be your bride?
     
  35. Buff_Ruffnek

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    honestly, these are the kinds of requests I've been flooded with on dating sites.

    "blah blah blah would you do my wife and I blah blah blah" :blech: Fuck No you fucking Moe Moe

    I'll hang your wife up by the rafters and beat her unconscious with a buggy whip then revive her

    with a tens unit...rinse and repeat.....with your weird ass in another zip code.....

    these couples things "open marriages" or whatever....they NEVER work out....EVER...
     
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  36. Blu Tang Clan

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    The term GOAT gets throw around way too often. It's a good troll thread but not the best ever.
     
  37. Blu Tang Clan

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    How the heck did you come to this conclusion?
     
  38. pearl

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  39. Buff_Ruffnek

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    :loldog:
     
  40. Handcuffed

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  41. Blu Tang Clan

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  42. BMR

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    Really hoping OP breaks and posts pics of wife like a true American.
     
  43. FrankReynolds

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    Page 7 and no fucking pictures. what in the wide world of sportfucking is going on here.
     
  44. Arkadin

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    P sure big timmy jim is a swinger op :twocents:
     
  45. Clown Baby

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    Hey basada, I saw your wife last night, hell of a dancer by the way, at the hotel lounge. That guy she was with, I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all, but tell me, what's was he doing with his dick in her mouth.
     
  46. 00:06:00

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    Basada, you said the the threesome w/the other gf caused some issues that took time to work out? Issues for who, you or her? Im guessing her, so you need to consider this matter carefully. It's near impossible for most normal women to separate emotion from sex, esp when any kind of relationship is involved. I guarantee you, 100%, she was watching you during that threesome to see how into the other girl you were. My guess is, she saw that old familiar gleam in your eye that aint been there for ten years w/her and now she feels inadequate, insecure, or just plain jealous in a "he got his so I should get mine" sort of way...probably all of the above.

    Both of you need to have a certain mindset for this to be aiight. How you gonna feel if she screams and cums 10 times louder and harder than she ever did w/you when some other dude is railing her? If that sounds like something you can fap to maybe you should go for it. But if either of you have the slightest trace of ego when it comes to this sort of thing then swinging is not for you.
     
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  47. Clubber Lang

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    Who's to say guys haven't already been dipping their wicks up in her and OP doesn't know?

    Seems like OP would've already put up creepy craigslist ads or whatever site swingers use by now.
     
  48. FriarJuggs

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    Good advice has been given OP. Really look into yourself and your marriage to see if you can do this. I didn't see it before but it may start with a girl, but another guy is bound to end up in there if that door is opened. If you decline, then that's a breach of trust and you would look selfish on your end for not being open both ways. Be careful and don't rush any decisions.
     
  49. HuskerInMiami

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    :06 to save the day
     
  50. HuskerInMiami

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    I'd just take a step back and tell ur wife you wanna fuck her, without her friend ever there for a while. Try some crazy shit in weird places. Hopefully she'll want to retry the you and a friend thing. Rinse, wash, repeat.

    I'm guessing she's getting really jealous of you and her friend, and wants to try and even this shit out. Tell her a bunch of positive shit and how much you like fucking her better, even when her friend isn't there. Gain her confidence.

    Then : :pray: she doesn't cheat on you.