Any writers on this ol' board?

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  1. Nug

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    Anybody write in their spare time? Novel, journal, pleasure, pain, anything. I know Jake Barnes does.

    I've been trying to devote one hour every morning to working on a project. Been my life's goal to pen a novel and finally said fuck it and started. It's sort of an exaggerated story of my travels, each chapter is a different country/city I've visited. Just started Chapter 9 this past weekend, Rio and Buenos Aires. Thesaurus.com is now a bookmarked tab.

    I struggle telling a story, especially conversations among characters. I'm also still figuring out a theme, right now each chapter is almost its own short story. My thought is to get the "bones" on paper, have all my stories, and then weave them together. Not sure if that's the right approach or not.

    I've been a lawyer for 10 years and that style is so formulaic and contained, much different from a novel. Thinking about doing some writing courses but still a little apprehensive.

    No shame here, authors.
     
  2. Jake Barnes

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    I could write for a living if I didn’t have to make money. :awesomeface:


    best advice I can give is to create everything around the plot first. Characters, setting, background timeline, etc. When you have fleshed out those elements, the actual story pretty much writes itself because you don’t have to contrive events to move the plot forward, you can organically create them because your characters will do what they are supposed to do.
     
  3. TC

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  4. blind dog

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  5. Owsley

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    I write erotic fan fiction
     
  6. Taffy

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    Forgot about him, he was a nice chap iirc
     
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  7. steamengine

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    I’m writing a few things but have zero discipline so I have like 30,000 words total.
     
  8. Homo Erectus

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    Your "Smurfs" adult fan fiction is some of the best I've ever read.
     
  9. Whammy

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  10. COVIDiskilingme79

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    I write about my past wild experiences under the pen name Tucker Max
     
  11. Sanjuro

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    I wrote screenplays when I was younger but don’t have that kind of writing creativity any longer.
     
  12. bigred77

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    I just mostly shitpost if that counts
     
  13. Xander Crews

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    My wife is a literal poet. She’s been getting me to write at least once a month. It’s pretty fun and therapeutic
     
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  14. Name P. Redacted

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    She’s a poet but does she know it
     
  15. i am a bammer

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    Wouldn't be surprised if Iron Mickey is writing the next great paperback smut novel
     
  16. El Tiburon

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    If the story of the dogshit smeared laptop doesn’t make it in this work, it’s not worth reading.
     
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  17. Barves2125

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    User IV successfully wrote and sold a screenplay.
     
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  18. Bricktop the white

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    Is this true or some sort of bama poster in-joke
     
  19. Barves2125

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    Yes!
     
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  20. NinjaRXA

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    I don't remember giving my permission for the Fratzy tell-all.
     
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  21. Barves2125

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  22. Celemo

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    you would be correct
     
  23. wes tegg

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    Read “Story” by Robert McKee.
     
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  24. Xander Crews

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    I don’t think so. None of her shit rhymes.
     
  25. i am a bammer

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    Oh so she's a good poet
     
  26. El Tiburon

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    How are her haikus?
     
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  27. i am a bammer

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    Being a poet and writing poetry that rhymes would be like being a rapper who starts every song with this structure:
    "My name is Nug and I'm here to say
    I love meditation in a major way"
     
  28. Constant

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  29. Xander Crews

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    I feel like I should clarify that I was kidding about her work not rhyming
     
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  30. El Tiburon

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    Garth, that’s a haiku!
     
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  31. Xander Crews

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    Here’s a custom poem she did for a couple of nerds who love Marvel. The title is taken from the new Doctor Strange movie

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  32. AHebrewToo

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    I did write haiku
    Then the Wolves quit playing us
    We are kinda blue
     
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  33. Name P. Redacted

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    do you think your wife would write a poem to my wife and help me get laid
     
  34. Xander Crews

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    Absolutely. She does custom work. You just have to do a brief questionnaire. PM if you want more details so you can have sex with your wife
     
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  35. Beachy Toast

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    Does erotic fan fiction count?
     
  36. IV

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    sir we are not a monolith
     
  37. El Tiburon

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    “Mouthfuls of celebration” is a term I use to convince my wife to give me a beej.
     
  38. i am a bammer

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    More like a rat king
     
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  39. BudKilmer

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  40. bigred77

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    Does it work?
     
  41. Chumbolone

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    I send my wife a filthy text or two every now and then.
     
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  42. Doc Louis

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    I'm the second highest output Dabo Swinney Clop author in the internet. AMA.
     
  43. El Tiburon

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    I said wife, didn’t I?
     
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  44. Whammy Business

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    Covered high school sports for the local rag for a few years. Pretty fucking thankless job.
     
  45. Jake Barnes

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    We are same.
     
  46. soulfly

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    Can’t wait to follow the saga of the wives leaving you two for each other.
     
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  47. Shinzon

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    I started as a journalism major before I realized I needed to switch to something else (so glad I did). But I got an internship for a newspaper covering, writing, and sometimes even photographing high school sports. Enjoyed it at first, but it got old real quick. Game articles were too repetitive. And it seemed like they would rather have as many different names in the paper than any interesting articles.

    I enjoy writing and have two different “books” (stories that one day might be fleshed out enough to earn the name) on my laptop that I’ll build on and add to when I have time and get in the mood. I tend to bounce back-and-forth between my favorite genres when reading/listening to books/audiobooks. Get really into one for awhile and vice versa. So it’s been a slow process. But there’s no deadlines to worry about when it’s just a hobby.
     
  48. Shawn Hunter

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    Used to do marketing/pr writing when I worked in college athletics. Occasionally had to write a fluff piece for the school alumni magazine.
     
  49. Boo MFer!

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    Hi, yes, I’ve been a professional writer for nearly 20 years. It’s not nearly as fun as it sounds. Today I got to write 2,500 words about nightmare disorders for a mental health counselor client.
     
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  50. Fran Tarkenton

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    Yea I could not re-program to do that. Or at least do it well.