Ask Sooz

Do you sooz I ain’t mad at you baby

 

You haven't been to the footy in 20 years mate you wouldn't know what it costs.

You spent $25 on a delivery of corn chips with sour cream but won't buy a decent coffee?

 

If it’s an Australian dollar is it even real money

 

This thread is fun to read without hitting the "show ignored content" button

 

Sooz, who was the Somerton Man?

 

Pods fucking blow Sooz. Save yourself some money and brew a nice pot or try a pour over.

 

Is it true that if you don’t sooz it you lose it?

 

What's a cuntshit?

 

I think soozereeno wouldve been cool

 

Twenty dollars, same as in town.

 

Nah. Donald Trump is a cuntshit

 

Was in America for the september october school holidays.
Highlights: went to disneyland in anahiem, visited pearl harbour at Hawaii.

Lowlights: checking in late at a roadhouse motel room in St louis obispo that wasn't clean.
People before us had shat in the bed, pissed in the spa, spewed in the bathroom and shower.

 

See that little red machine that's my coffee machine.

 

sooz can we get an audio recording of you saying the word “no”

 

clean that sink sooz

yuck!

 

this is racist hate speech

 

I also call it St. Louis Obispo. I won’t recognize the Spaniard missionaries’ bastardizations of the Great French West.

 

Alright … alright… I’m here. Everyone can stop messaging me now.

let me read through the thread first, then I will start methodically answering each question.

 

sooz I’m thinking about a trip to Australia around the new years. Where should I go, and what should I see?

 

Hold on. I got a bunch of previous questions then I’ll wrap around to yours.

 

This is seriously pathetic. Someone needs to ban this account, and potentially ban the poster for his own good.

 

I reported the post begging for him to be banned before you made this. I can't remember the last time I reported a post. It is just so sad

 

Does the milk around the frother lid stay there a week at a time?

 

Always do the touristy type of thing.
If it is ballarat go to sovereign hill, kryal castle and lake wendouree

 

how do these places compare to st louis opissandshitbo?

 

That's such an old statement.

 

Fuck off ya fucking arsehole. Go play in traffic cunt. Stop impersonating me you fucking dumb cunt.

 

Look them up you lowlife scumbag.

 

Shut up you dickhead Melbz

I umpire it now you dumb cunt.

What sort of douchebag are you then fuckstick

I bet it was you who sent me two stupid emails on your phone.

What a cunt you are.

 

Not quite sure what has prompted this.

 

You know what you did

 

and in fact you’ll be better off once you come clean with yourself and dig into the why

 

How does it feel to have Rupert Murdoch be from your country?

 

He's a dickhead.

 

Doorbell farts are better.

 

Wasn't looking at real farts.
Just the fake ones

 

I'd be getting the cops to put trump into jail.
I'd make all guns banned except for the police and security guards

 

What? We’re giving mall cops guns now?

 

Same for Georgia

 

Oh, I see you've played knifey/spooney before.

 

Nah i've seen this movie. Crocodile Dundee

 

Probably when i was a little baby