Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. DuffandMuff

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    Attributing the classic turquoise and purple paper cup design to fuck jerry is a wild move.
     
  2. The Milkman

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    Here’s the thing Robbie Fox, it’s all about salesmanship. Coffee is for closers.
     
  3. letan

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    Big cat asking Dana if he knew how taxes worked on the Wednesday PMT cracked me up bc I was thinking the exact same thing right as he said that. I sure hope barstool takes taxes out for him otherwise he’s so fucked.

    Dana’s lawn mower story was wild too.
     
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  4. Chim Richalds

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    I mean, it’s kinda the FJ thing. Dana also brought up doing a baseball jersey on PMT after Friday Beers posted one on Monday. FOH.
     
  5. Tobias

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    they stole it from those cups you would get in elementary school. it isnt their thing. they just stole it like they do everything else
     
  6. HOOSINSC

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    zillion beers would be a lot cooler without dana acting like a hardo.
     
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  7. Chim Richalds

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    That’s what I’m saying, Dana is just recycling stolen material and calling it his own. Has no original ideas. He even said on PMT that he took that name from a beer softball team. Everything about zillion beers is stolen.
     
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  8. D. Silver

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    Fuck Dana, this is Uber driver Debbie’s weekend.
     
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  9. Señor Cockblock

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    Are we sure Debbie isn’t Glenny Balls in drag?
     
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  10. devine

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    Delete this
     
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  11. Druce

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    Heard this Vin Dog meme guy on radio last night and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I assume he won't be at the company long and is just a joke hire.
     
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  12. teel

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  13. Houndster

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    VinDog attack!!
     
  14. devine

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    I mean his memes are terrible but that’s why it’s funny
     
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  15. buckwild

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    This was a good one...pizza and owner were both great...


     
  16. teel

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    “Dave’s taking over the world. Handsome bastard, stay away from my wife” :laugh:
     
  17. spagett

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    Loved how hard Big Cat was laughing at Dana for being so blatant about stealing every idea. Dana goes "I can't even tell if you're fucking with me" when Big Cat laughed at his Always Sunny "the gang" shirt idea

    I think that's the joke though... that it's all so unoriginal that it's funny
     
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  18. 941Gator

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    That was awesome. He stole the show from Dave.
     
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  19. HOOSINSC

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    that may be my favorite pizza review ever. pizza pete was so genuine, great interaction.

    im also a big time square slice guy
     
  20. devine

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    This is some awful artwork

     
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  21. Tobias

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    god the zillion beers shit sucks ass
     
  22. spagett

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    Can a slice be a square?
     
  23. spagett

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    Think that's the joke, although Dana isn't in on it
     
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  24. Boom TittyMilk

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    That’s an all time pizza review.

    8.9 Happy Pete is going to see an uptick in business after that
     
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  25. DuffandMuff

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    The average size shirt from all the zillion beers purchase screen shots is 2XL. Fat fucks.
     
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  26. PAHokie

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    They’ll hit it.

     
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  27. buckwild

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  28. D. Silver

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    Yes, the zillion beers thing is really dumb but they are making a ton of money off it.
     
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  29. zachary

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    i just hate that it’s dana
     
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  30. teel

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  31. wes tegg

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    I went from being really annoyed by the zillion beers thing to now thinking it's mildly funny.
     
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  32. TDCD

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  33. teel

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  34. Hatfield

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    [​IMG]
    :notobamanotbad:
     
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  35. teel

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  36. DuffandMuff

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    He’s gonna look back at all this one day and shiver.

    Having said that, I’d be doing all the same dumb shit he’s doing. Sans that awful tattoo of course.
     
  37. letan

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    At least it’s on his ass and will always be a funny story
     
  38. devine

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    I’m ready for it to be off my timeline TBH
     
  39. TheGodfather

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  40. D. Silver

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  41. teel

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    Might not go out tonight just to follow this

     
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  42. devine

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    Who is this girl
     
  43. TheGodfather

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    This is amazing
     
  44. Tony Wonder

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    Buffalo.
     
  45. devine

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  46. PAHokie

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  47. Bruce Wayne

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  48. HoosDaMan

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    A few beers away from porn