bidets: or how I learned to love my wet, cleanish ass

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by joe-, Nov 25, 2021.

  1. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    who among us has a bidet/bidet seat
     
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  2. TYdeFan05

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    Uh, yeah.
     
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  3. Odin

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    for sure
     
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  4. hudson

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    Never used one. I should invest I’ve had a lot of bowel movements this week
     
  5. skiedfrillet

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    Ofc I have one. You don’t eat like I do without heavily investing in a bidet
     
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  6. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    sometimes I have trouble finding the spot
     
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  7. Kent Pavelka

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    Clean asshole + daily anal stim = sound mind and body
     
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  8. CaneKnight

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    I couldn’t imagine being a grown ass man that isn’t using a bidet or wipes. Just walking around with dirty draws
     
  9. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    who’s using warm water instead of cold water?
     
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  10. CUAngler

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    Is this bolt on bidet that I see advertised worth a shit? I love a good clean anus.
     
  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    How do y’all know your butthole is clean if you can’t see blood on the tp?
     
  12. Randy Dangus

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    Have a wand and it’s fantastic
     
  13. Biff Bridges

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    Gonna need the recommendation.
     
  14. TYdeFan05

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    I got the basic bitch Tushy because Uncle Joey wouldn’t stop talking about it on his podcast. I had every intention of upgrading the toilet to one that has this feature built in but this one just won’t die.

    That being said, when I was in the Middle East several places just had the kitchen sprayer you see on sinks teed into the water supply and I’ve seen worse ideas.
     
  15. C A N E

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    Trip to Japan in 2017 changed my life and my ass.

    WFH let me utilize the bidet at nearly all times
     
  16. westcoastbias

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  17. HotMic

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    I misread once, but have continued to use ever since:

    [​IMG]
     
  18. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    I got one on Amazon for like $40 and it works well when you can find the spot
     
  19. CUAngler

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    I have a friend that hiked the Appalachian trail and accidentally picked up oven cleaning wipes and used them for a few days
     
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  20. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Probably good for cutting through the trail grease and grime.
     
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  21. The Banks

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    How much meth had he consumed?
     
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  23. 1

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    Ordered this basic one at the start of the pandemic when there was the toilet paper shortage. Best purchase in a long time. Set up took <10 mins. Have had zero issues.

     
  24. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    I got this bad boy and dealt with a slight drip that a little Teflon tape fixed right up

     
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  25. JohnLocke

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    I have a bidet and will never not have a bidet for the rest of my life. It's disappointing to see that some people still believe that some wipes are "disposable"
     
  26. westcoastbias

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    Whats the best practice for drying your ass post bidet?
     
  27. racer

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    I have this too
     
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  28. racer

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    I keep a washcloth on the toilet tank to pat dry.

    Once I had a hotel room that also included heated blow dry.
     
  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Blow dryer
     
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  30. racer

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    Dude has you covered if your masculinity is fragile

    Dude Wiper 1000, Bidet Toilet Attachment, Black
     
  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s weird how almost all toilets are white. Like who decided that? I guess they liked seeing their dookie streaks and splatters? Why aren’t all toilets brown instead
     
  32. Handcuffed

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  33. bryix

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    Currently shitting at my aunt's house, wishing she had a bidet.
     
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  34. JohnLocke

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    I have a heated blow dry on mine. I always do a check up with one wipe of toilet paper to be safe
     
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  35. westcoastbias

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    Partly because of the compact size for a small bathroom and the toilet design. I also read a lot of reviews and it consistently was mentioned and scored well.

    Heated seat, radiant light at night, auto seat lift, ton of different bidet settings.. Its the tits.
     
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  36. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    I wanted one similar but with the way my bathroom is configured I’d have trouble getting power to where the toilet is
     
  37. westcoastbias

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    Same. Not sure how I much I like the hot ass air getting blown around
     
  38. westcoastbias

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    Good call, I had to move an outlet to make it work.
     
  39. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    does it have a hot water hookup too?
     
  40. Eric The Viking

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    Have three at my house. None of them have the hot water feature. From reading reviews, it usually takes a while for the hot water to happen, so by the time you get some hot water, the cold water has already done the job.
     
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  41. The Banks

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    Need yourself a basic re-circ pump
     
  42. DeToxRox

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    Its like being a caveman
     
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  43. bryix

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    got home about half an hour ago and just sat down for a spray session, just in case.
     
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  44. bryix

    bryix a crooked jerky jocky who drives a crooked hoss
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    also your avatar is perfect for this opinion
     
  45. Clown

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    I am still primarily WFH but a few times a month I need to work from the office and it's miserable without it.

     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Carted and will tell my wife it’ll hit her junk regardless of the no feminine wash option
     
  47. westcoastbias

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    The waters hot in 2 seconds but i don't *think* it has a hot water hookup. I'll check it out
     
  48. 1

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    :respek: :shitofdeath:
     
  49. racer

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    Turns out I have the 185, which includes feminine and/or ball wash
     
  50. skiedfrillet

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    I like the cold water bc it reminds me of how fragile life is

    I bet the people who prefer the hot water also prefer participation trophies and think that joe Biden won the election legitimately
     
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