Bill Belichick will be a MASSIVE failure at UNC

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  1. Roy

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    There are a handful of reasons while I’ll probably never quit sports message boards, and getting to see weirdo fan fiction like this is one of those reasons.
     
  2. DirtBall

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    Feel bad for my good buddy Shiggy. This is going to be a disaster.
     
  3. The Banks

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    13M for the roster shows they’re either ignorant or don’t care about being competitive outside the ACC. Would’ve thought with #chapelbill they were dreaming bigger
     
  4. Tobias

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    or it just shows you can’t read
     
  5. Shiggityshwo

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    this is the best thing that's ever happened to me
     
  6. Shinzon

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    Definitely diverse to have both the greatest and worst NFL HCs in history on staff.

     
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  7. Shiggityshwo

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  8. The Banks

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    Washington’s D went from 25th to 32nd in FEI under baby belly.

    Had to be awkward in the UW coaches room yesterday when House committed to UNC.
     
  9. Saul Shabazz

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  10. Irush

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    the head coach in waiting!
     
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  12. Shiggityshwo

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    woof
     
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  13. MG2

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    Didn't they lose 8-10 starters on defense? Seems like being in the same vicinity as the previous year with a completely new team is more good than bad.
     
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  14. spagett

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    Is Steve a dei hire?
     
  15. The Banks

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    They lost something like 40/44 from their two deep. Really impressive to keep things together, I just hate lazy stats like total yards/points. Always remove garbage time when you can and adjust for opponent quality.
     
  16. Shinzon

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    “Dad’s Essential Inclusions.”
     
  17. devine

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    What the hell is FEI?

    please don’t baseball my football
     
  18. Saul Shabazz

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    Fart Eater Index
     
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  19. Tobias

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    the spreadsheet nerds already killed baseball guess they need a new target
     
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  20. The Banks

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  21. devine

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  22. The Banks

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    ?
     
  23. SuperCam

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    I can’t even laugh because the same thing is happening at auburn
     
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  24. devine

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    Holy fucking shit, just saw Steve’s fzorp%^ was 2nd in the country last year. Unc got a good one!
     
  25. Tobias

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    i just said this exact thing to you in chat please stop stealing takes
     
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  26. Whammy Business

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    Brian Belichick on staff yet? He’ll usurp Steve if Bill stays long enough.
     
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  27. Tobias

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    little holiday humor folks

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  28. Shiggityshwo

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  29. Tobias

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  30. BudKilmer

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  31. devine

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  32. BudKilmer

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    Thread title checks out
     
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  33. Tobias

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    former nfl head coach is our oc and the wokeazi’s on here think it’s bad :laugh:
     
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  34. Shinzon

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    Never would’ve guessed a few years ago that Bill Belichick would be visiting high schools.

     
  35. Tangman

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    Easy to visit high schools in the state’s richest county right down the road

    wake me up when he makes his way to Ahoskie or Lumberton
     
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  37. Tangman

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    Preferable to being in Lumberton tbh
     
  38. Shiggityshwo

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    Strategery!

     
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  39. BudKilmer

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    I look forward to Michael Lombardi responding to every random report on Twitter. Maybe one day he will get got by 3YearLetterman, BarryOnHere or some other terrible account
     
  40. MG2

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    Not a Lombardi fan at all, but he kind of has to do this. Or at least someone has to. Florio should be called out at all times for his nonsense.

    He might want to use spell check going forward, though.
     
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  41. Upton^2

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    Comptetly fabracated
     
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  42. Irush

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    They may never win another game again
     
  43. Xander Crews

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    I hate this loser so much.
     
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  45. Xander Crews

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    “erronous”
     
  46. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    i havent seen a report this erroneous since ralph cifaretto talked about johnny sacks wife
     
  47. Xander Crews

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    It brings me no pleasure to report that the tests confirm that Ginny Sack’s blood type is in fact - ragu
     
  48. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    this is completly fabracated
     
  49. Goose

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  50. Handcuffed

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