BIRMINGHAM THREAD (Home of the 2022 World Games & a Better Place to Visit than Serbia)

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Assuming you’ve poked around the tax assessors website?

Could probably go to the court house and get in line?

 

Yes, I have found anything east of Indiana they are going to the dirt beaches of the Carolinas.

 

Yeah. I’m assuming the whole thing is an exercise in futility. I’m sure the county (rightfully so) has the worlds tiniest violin for guy from Mountain Brook thinks his house is worth less.

 

We needed this. Grass was getting crispy.

 

went to the new Freddy's Wine Bar in Homewood Saturday night and it was lovely.

 

How is y'all's zoo?

 

It's a jungle out there

:swish:

 

Some of the boys want to feed the giraffes do you have a problem with that?

 

My potential zoo visit would be unrelated.

 

Feed the giraffes sounds like a euphemism for something.

 

BEWARE THE KOMODO DRAGON

 

Our toddler loves it, petting zoo, ride the train…

 

I hate komodo dragons. We have one at our zoo in Atlanta and it scares the shit out of me. Maybe my least favorite animal.

 

Please elaborate

 

Haven't been in town lately. May check out joyland and go to the zoo one Saturday morning.

 

Can you rank your favorite animals?

 

It would just be various species of whales. I really only go to the zoo because my kids like it.

Edit: I hate killer whales though.

 

I went to the Art Museum last week, was pretty solid. The Navite American Art exhibit is nearly empty except for a few new pieces bc of negotiations with tribes apparently.

 

I live south of Atlanta but we have a place at Wedowee so I'm there a lot. I go over to Birmingham a few times a year.

 

I like their gizzards.

 

wes tegg wanted me to extend a formal invite to the thread. He will be tapping a keg at the Tot Lot in Crestline Village an hour before it starts

 

why are people in mountain brook acting like this girl is still in the water

 

her new hand is pretty cool, she seemed to pick up using it pretty quick

 

I think it’s the white woman thing where they try to make things about themselves.

 

Snakes was like Jon Coffey in the Green Mile. Felt it in his leg and arm when it happened. Hell the lights in his kitchen exploded.

 

She does seem like a trooper

 

That’s not what exploded is it Clown Baby

 

My buddy Snakes had his penis degloved by a shark upright bagless he’d taped a picture of Gal Gadot to. He was fucking it during a storm when there was a power surge and it malfunctioned. Ripped his dick skin clear off.

 

I am sorry I did not know so many people in here had purple bows on their mailboxes carry on

 

This fucking sucks. He was injured during the game last night.

 

That’s awful

 

Anyone know a no-kill shelter currently taking dogs? GBHS and Shelby Humane Society are not currently accepting new ones. 2x2 is also only taking dogs they can foster.

These guys seem to have been neglected and dropped off in my neighborhood. They’re currently in my backyard

 

Anyone looking for a ticket to Charley Crockett at Avondale tonight? Because, boy oh boy, do I have a ticket for you!

 

It's raining

 

We needed it !!!!!

 

I bought a sprinkler that I was gonna use today sooo this is very welcome.

 

And again...I'm sure the folks from Dunn who are repaving appreciated this happening a block over. FFS.

https://www.al.com/news/2024/09/man-wounded-in-morning-shooting-in-birmingham.html

 

https://www.al.com/news/2024/09/family-sought-for-2-who-died-recently-in-jefferson-county.html

One of the most unbelievable pictures I've ever seen. Looks like a wax sculpture