Cincinnati zoo kills gorilla to save child who slipped into enclosure

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  1. Brownstown

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    Only if it's the playoffs
     
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  2. Yanks711

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    kid is definitely black
     
  3. OopsPowSurprise

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    does that matter?
     
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  4. Yanks711

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    not at all
     
  5. GrizzliesDrew

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    Call a spade a spade, amirite?
     
  6. herb.burdette

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    The world record for fastest cheetah ever recorded was set by a cheetah at the Cincinnati Zoo in 2012. They lost that cheetah to old age this February 2016. Been a tough year.
     
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  9. TDCD

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    Did God lure the kid into the Gorilla pit too?
     
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  10. Wu

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    Yikes
     
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  11. Wu

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    Guys I didnt read it but did she mention God at all?
     
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  12. CF3234

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    God doesn't stop terrible parenting IMO.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

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    Nope.
    The picture looked like he was white.
     
  14. JohnLocke

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    Thanks God for being an awesome God and letting me not pay attention to my child and falling into a pit with a 400 pound gorilla that was killed!!!
     
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  15. Can I Spliff it

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    It's pretty hard not to judge and I'm pretty sure God ain't smiling at this whole thing.
     
  16. Barves2125

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    God doesn't stop terrible anything.
     
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  17. double RL

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    That's obvious by the quality of some of the posting on this site.
     
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    BTH take it from here pls..
     
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  21. ~ taylor ~

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    Ohio loves roller coasters and zoos and Go Bucks! They don't care for book learning or hygiene.
     
  22. LookslikeUofI

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    Someone needs to re-read Book of Daniel. God is all about getting people into small enclosures with dangerous animals only to then save them.
     
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  23. herb.burdette

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    You don't seem to have returned from the lake this weekend in any better mood. You should try Ohio next time.
     
  24. ~ taylor ~

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    I'd clearly be a lot happier to be home if I'd spent the weekend in Ohio.
     
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  25. je ne suis pas ici

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    nah, you're the beta.

    New video footage of Harambe shows the 400-pound gorilla HOLDING HANDS with the boy who fell into exhibition moat as zoo director insists they were right to shoot him and the barriers were safe
    • Harambe was fatally shot after a four-year-old boy crawled past the railing and fell 15ft into the gorilla exhibit moat, authorities said
    • But witnesses said the gorilla was 'acting protectively' and zoo director confirmed the boy was not under attack
    • Video shows boy reaching for Harambe's arm, and they briefly held hands
    • Many have blamed the boy's parents for 17-year-old Harambe's death
    • They released a statement on Sunday saying their boy is doing 'just fine'
    • Zoo director said Harambe was 'disoriented' and tranquilizer would have taken too long with the possibility of agitating the animal even more
    • Director said: 'Looking back we would make the same decision'
    • He insisted barriers were secure, asking: 'Do you know any four-year-olds? They can climb over anything'


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...animal-acting-protectively.html#ixzz4ABNa308w
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    video in link
     
  26. je ne suis pas ici

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    here is the American response

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    (CNN)The screams of a terrified crowd may have made the situation even more dangerous as a gorilla manhandled a 3-year-old boy who had slipped into its enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo on Saturday.

    Kimberley Ann Perkins O'Connor told CNN that she was trying to take a picture of a 17-year-old male gorilla named Harambe, who was peeking out of his cave, when she heard a splash and then a man screaming. A child had fallen into the gorilla's enclosure.
    The sound attracted Harambe, who barreled over to the moat, saw the child and then knocked the boy against a wall, O'Connor said.
    O'Connor, who recorded much of the scene on her phone, said the gorilla didn't seem intent on harming the boy at first.
    "He dragged the child a little further down into the moat and he ... almost looked like he was helping him, pulled his pants up, stood him up, and then all of the sudden everybody started screaming again, and he pulled him completely out," she said.
    Another witness, Tangie Hollifield, told CNN affiliate WCPO that she hugged a member of the child's family and assured him the boy would be saved.
    "He was just flipping out -- just scared," she said. "The scream from that gorilla, that I have never heard. I don't think that he was hurting him. He was just protecting him."

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    The screaming seemed to agitate the 450-pound primate, witnesses said, and the scene quickly deteriorated. The gorilla became more aggressive and was seemingly determined not to free the child, witnesses said.
    "From what we saw [the child] could have been killed at any second," Bruce Davis, who was with Hollifield, told WCPO. "He threw him 10 feet in the air, and I saw him land on his back. It was a mess."
    O'Connor said the boy tried to free himself on at least one occasion. "[Harambe] pulled the boy back in, tucked him underneath and really wasn't going to let him get away," she said.
    Harambe had the boy between his legs and was hovering over him, she said.
    "I saw him when he was on top of the habitat, dragging the boy, pulling him underneath him. It was not a good scene," O'Connor said. "He literally picked the boy up by his calf and dragged him toward another cave to basically get him out of the view of this crowd that hadn't yet dispersed."
    The boy had gotten into the enclosure by going under a rail, through wires and over a moat wall, according to the zoo.
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    The 3-year-old boy fell into the moat, and the gorilla dragged him through the water.
    O'Connor said she heard the boy joke with his mother about going into the moat. The mother was then briefly distracted by other children with her, and suddenly the boy was in the water, O'Connor said.
    O'Connor said a special team tasked with dealing with dangerous animals responded quickly and ushered the crowd away from the scene. That spared onlookers from seeing officials use a rifle to take down Harambe.
    "My niece and I were the last ones exiting, and as soon as we heard the shot, we knew what had happened," O'Connor said.
    The boy was treated at a local hospital and released on Saturday evening, according to officials.
    The debate around Harambe's death
    Officials made the decision to shoot Harambe because the boy was in "imminent danger." They feared a tranquilizer would take too long to kick in, and the dart may have agitated the gorilla.
    "There was nobody getting that baby back from that gorilla -- no one was taking him," Hollifield said.
    Shitty AMC Show has prompted a debate on whether keepers had to kill Harambe. Some point to past cases at zoos where officials had managed to retrieve people from gorillas without harming the primates.
    An online petition seeking "justice for Harambe" through criminal charges has earned more than 162,000 signatures.
    Western lowland gorillas are critically endangered in the wild, numbering fewer than 175,000, according to the zoo. An additional 765 gorillas dwell in zoos worldwide. The zoo had hoped Harambe would father more gorillas.
    Davis said critics of Shitty AMC Show didn't have enough information to properly judge the zoo's decision.
    "You could look in their eyes and tell they had a tough decisions to make," he said. "It was basically the child or the gorilla, and they chose ... a lot of people say poorly ... but they didn't see. I saw it."
     
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  27. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    Just want to punch her in her stupid fucking face.
     
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  29. Can I Spliff it

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    They were about to start Harambe in a breeding program :(
     
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  30. EdmondDantes

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    175000 of these suckers in the wild doesn't scream critically endangered to me.
     
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  31. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    This. Zero percent chance gorillas ever go extinct.
     
  32. Can I Spliff it

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    Critically endangered as a specific definition

     
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  33. Drew Swinney Esq

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    These seem like incredibly informed opinions.
     
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  34. chet fire

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    Yeah, but gorillas aren't mentioned in the Bible. Shows you why evolution is a lie.
     
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  36. brolift

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    Couldn't they just tranquilizer the ape and kid and separate them during nap time
     
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  37. CF3234

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    Takes time to take affect
     
  38. spagett

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    Capitalizes "god" every time, is a cunt.
     
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  39. brolift

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    Can't they toss down some bananas to distract the ape
     
  40. brolift

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    I mean I like the ape more than the child. There are plenty of humans and not plenty of apes
     
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  41. backinblack23

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    He just wanted to say Hi to his daddy.
     
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  42. CF3234

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    What the fuck man.
     
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  45. Can I Spliff it

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    Not sure, probably large fluctuations in population due to the bolded part

    Gorillas don't have very numerous litters, so population dynamics can easily hit a kinda feedback spiral downwards, though I'm sure there's a more technical term for that threshold
     
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  46. Can I Spliff it

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    Also I don't really think 1.7 Michigan Stadiums-worth of an entire world population is all that much.
     
  47. Drew Swinney Esq

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  48. Tilly

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    Surprised no one has mentioned it but I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues! Don't get me wrong, I don't wish the kid harm, but his mother should suffer that horrific ordeal so she'll learn how to manage her child!
     
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  49. OHW

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    It's grammatically correct for Christians. The guy's name is God.