Cincinnati zoo kills gorilla to save child who slipped into enclosure

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  1. MajorRaider

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    The gorilla belonged to Zoo Miami. Not the Cincinnati Zoo. Ron Magill thinks it was the right call to shoot the gorilla and thinks for 35 years the barriers in place dos their job holding back millions of visitors. He thinks people need to watch their kids but also said this woman shouldn't be persecuted over this issue.

    So, I doubt any lawsuits like that take place.
     
  2. wes tegg

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    I agree with all of that, but I think the odds are near certain that the parents file suit.
     
  3. duc15

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  4. BuckeyeRiot

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    Take it to "Bad Criminals Thread - when being a defenseless cat is a gamble."
     
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  6. je ne suis pas ici

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  7. Soup

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    maybe the kid thought his mom was in the enclosure.
     
  8. herb.burdette

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    I bet John Hughes could turn that situation into a great movie script.
     
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  11. MajorRaider

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    Oh, I'm sure they will.
     
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  12. herb.burdette

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    The Cincinnati Zoo is the second oldest zoo in the United States, opened in 1875. Philadelphia opened one year earlier.
     
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  13. mjkstl

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    How about making the mom make a porno with a man who looks like a gorilla ?
     
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  14. BTH

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    Damn dude. That's savage.
     
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  15. BTH

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    Meh. Maybe top 5.
     
  16. chet fire

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    Shame that little girl climbed up into its cage before they had to shoot it.
     
  17. cutig

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    It really is
     
  18. herb.burdette

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    There are roughly 100 Sumatran Rhinos left in the world, 9 in captivity. The Cincinnati Zoo has bred 4 of the 9 in captivity.
     
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  20. GrizzliesDrew

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  22. Artoo

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    Please dump. Teach us all more about how to be a fucking parent when you've never even gotten your dick wet.
     
  23. wes tegg

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    Hard to resist a dump jab, I know, but I think this is objectively an egregious parenting error.
     
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  24. GrizzliesDrew

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    As a father of two who has taken both to the zoo by myself with one of them being 4, I think I can fairly say she was being extremely neglectful.
     
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  25. Teflon Queen

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    It is...but it boggles my mind that such an enclosure could be so easily entered. Maybe this is an unreasonable expectation, but I'd hope 200 unsupervised toddlers wouldn't be able to break into a deadly animal's cage
     
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  26. GrizzliesDrew

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    It's really not uncommon to have an easily scalable wall for zoo exhibit....anybody could hop in with the elephants, ostriches, or rhinos at my zoo. Any one of those could kill someone
     
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  28. Artoo

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    Until you show me conclusive evidence she was being neglectful, then this is simply a tragic accident.
     
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  29. Teflon Queen

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    True...but you'd think they could put up a mesh net or some other incredibly simple measure
     
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  30. 941Gator

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    Attractive nuisance wes tegg
    For adults. You can't expect to keep a motivated adult out without ruining the exhibit.
     
  31. Artoo

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    We've been through this before in the baseball threads. You can't put up nets everywhere because for every injury or death they prevent, THOUSANDS of people's views are slightly inconvenienced.
     
  32. wes tegg

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    Doesn't apply here. Attractive nuisance is when an artificial improvement to land induces children too young to appreciate the risk to trespass.
     
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  34. HoosDaMan

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    Insert pic of gorilla with a child
     
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  35. 941Gator

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    I don't think it applies because the standard of a residence vs a theme park, but certainly a waterfall is an artificial improvement.
     
  36. wes tegg

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    And they're invitees. Attractive nuisance is a way around the general principal that you're not liable for injuries to trespassers. There's no relevance to a situation where the plaintiff is not a trespasser.
     
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  37. * J Y *

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    Yea so it appears the barrier was no match at all for a wild ass 4 year old. How can that be the only thing between the public and the animals?
     
  38. cutig

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    Because gorillas can't jump 15' in the air?
     
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  39. * J Y *

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    yea but little kids can get over a 3' fence and through some bushes quite easily it seems
     
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  40. cutig

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    If watched by shitty parents, yes. Darwinism.
     
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  41. MajorRaider

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    The barriers at these zoos seem to be working well enough to keep 183,999,999 people out of the 184 million who visit zoos every year out of animal enclosures. It's not like this is an epidemic.
     
  42. * J Y *

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    Do you have kids?
     
  43. Teflon Queen

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    It's not...but I'm sure that there are some simple steps to mitigate any risk.
     
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  44. ButchCassidy

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    How soon before this kid cracks Rivals Top 5 for athletes?

    Also, how are there no pics of this enclosure and what the kid actually scaled to break in? No way the only barrier is a 3 foot wall, a bush, and a 15 foot drop.
     
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  45. Sir Phobos

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    oh man the new parents itt are the goddamn worst. it's such a sad cliche at this point, they're like freshman college students who take that semester of philosophy 101 and won't shutup. grats on doing something so insanely not unique and not special, that literally hundreds of millions of people across thousands of years have been doing long before you ever came into existence.

    really though, if the words "well, are you a parent?" come out of your mouth during a discussion just take your L and go home.
     
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  46. Teflon Queen

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    I love making fun of the Boo MF'er crowd, but your post makes me want to adopt some sub Saharan invalids.
     
  47. * J Y *

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    Well. Do you?
     
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  48. og

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    just put up a higher fence - bam no more shooting harambes
     
  49. mjkstl

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    The gorilla must have done something for Young Metro not to trust him .
     
  50. PSU12

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    I like how in the article it was stated the boy "joked he was going to go in there (the moat)" to the mother.... Who then got distracted while he went in.