This reminds me, we made a giant meatloaf shaped like a cock and balls for our servers for family meal one time. Wish I would have taken a picture of it.
My mom got me one of those stone pizza trays as a house warming gift. That thing is amazing, pizzas test so much better coming off that.
My dog did this to me the other day. I made a nice steak sandwich, set the plate on the end table, and went back for my drink and a napkin. I thought, "I remember taking a bite of the sandwich, but I must've finished it...". Just as I was to sit down, I caught myself as I was without the napkin. Went back, was briefly sidetracked in the kitchen, and returned to find the other half missing. I looked to the side and there were 4 halves of bread and this puppy looking up at me with brown mustard on his nose and whiskers. At that point I wasn't even that upset and had to catch myself before I did anything to positively reinforce his behavior.