#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I vote some sort of curry
     
    #251 Duck70, Sep 13, 2015
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  2. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    It's shitty hash imo
     
    #252 Arkadin, Sep 13, 2015
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  3. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    could be some kind of sad pesto sauce
     
    #253 Joe_Pesci, Sep 13, 2015
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  4. KNOTT

    KNOTT Well-Known Member
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    That is awful.
     
    #254 KNOTT, Sep 13, 2015
  5. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Nothing says organic like a spoonful of Spaghettios!
     
    #255 Beachy Toast, Sep 14, 2015
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  6. Seavie

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    #256 Seavie, Sep 14, 2015
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  7. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    Thread has me in tears irl
     
    #257 Futureman, Sep 14, 2015
  8. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    just made the best thing [​IMG] #wifeme

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    #258 Can I Spliff it, Sep 14, 2015
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  9. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    overnight oats and sherbet?
     
    #259 Taques, Sep 14, 2015
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  10. DrRockso

    DrRockso "I do it all."
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    #260 DrRockso, Sep 15, 2015
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  11. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    pfffffffffffffffffft
     
    #261 Can I Spliff it, Sep 15, 2015
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  12. bertwing

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    looks like the Shocker family thanksgiving turkey
     
    #262 bertwing, Sep 15, 2015
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  13. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Whoa now we done gone too far. White sauce is the business. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
     
    #263 dblplay1212, Sep 15, 2015
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  14. dblplay1212

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    #264 dblplay1212, Sep 15, 2015
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  15. dblplay1212

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    #265 dblplay1212, Sep 15, 2015
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  16. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    #266 dblplay1212, Sep 15, 2015
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  17. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    They fucking elmers glue that turkey together?
     
    #267 Duck70, Sep 15, 2015
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  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    it isn't the average sauce they put on it... but the fact that they seemingly just rubbed it on there after the fact and it looks like glue
     
    #268 bro, Sep 15, 2015
  19. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    That's how it's done at Big Bob Gibson's, the place that created the white sauce. They just dunk it in it before they serve it and then give you a little on the side to dip it in.

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    The original pic posted wasn't someone doing it at home. They just stole it from this site:

    https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/the-six-most-important-barbecue-sauces-you-need-to-know-about
     
    #269 dblplay1212, Sep 15, 2015
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  20. TDintheCorner

    TDintheCorner HBTFD
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    #270 TDintheCorner, Sep 15, 2015
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  21. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    #271 HOOSINSC, Sep 15, 2015
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  22. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Obviously prepared by Christina Perri.
     
    #272 El Tiburon, Sep 15, 2015
  23. Dirty Ears Bill

    Dirty Ears Bill I aint the mother fucker.
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    #273 Dirty Ears Bill, Sep 15, 2015
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  24. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    White sauce on smoked chicken is fantastic.
     
    #274 * J Y *, Sep 15, 2015
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  25. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Ahhh, good ol' bukkurkey.
     
    #275 El Tiburon, Sep 15, 2015
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  26. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    :laugh:
     
    #276 bertwing, Sep 15, 2015
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  27. Oracle of Omahawg

    Oracle of Omahawg Swine Flu Carrier
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    I really missed an opportunity for this thread last night. As everyone who reads the Dumb Shit Wife/GF thread I have my sis-in-law living with us. Last night I grilled some pork loins and we were going to fix some fried potatoes. She told us how awesome she is at cooking them, so I gave her a shot. The inedible gruel that she churned out would have made a great picture, but alas it is not to be. She burned them like she burned my yard.
     
    #277 Oracle of Omahawg, Sep 15, 2015
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  28. dawgonit

    dawgonit Like James Brown only white and taller
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    #278 dawgonit, Sep 15, 2015
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  29. je ne suis pas ici

    je ne suis pas ici Well-Known Member
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    #279 je ne suis pas ici, Sep 15, 2015
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  30. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    This roommate is starting to sound like some network television sitcom.

    And I greatly approve.
     
    #280 Nug, Sep 15, 2015
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  31. Professor Moriarty

    Professor Moriarty Well-Known Member
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    Polystyrenes are delicious
     
    #281 Professor Moriarty, Sep 15, 2015
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  32. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #282 Can I Spliff it, Sep 15, 2015
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  33. Jack's Colon

    Jack's Colon Well-Known Member
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    #283 Jack's Colon, Sep 15, 2015
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  34. Tiffin

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    #284 Tiffin, Sep 15, 2015
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  35. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Never gets old.

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    Oooh colby jack, the epitome of deluxe.
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    #285 Tiffin, Sep 15, 2015
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  36. KNOTT

    KNOTT Well-Known Member
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    Yeah, i would lick her plate clean.
     
    #286 KNOTT, Sep 15, 2015
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  37. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    Those biscuits might be on point though
     
    #287 HOOSINSC, Sep 16, 2015
  38. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
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    The spaghettios keep showing up in this thread and destroying me.
     
    #288 Joshuam2107, Sep 16, 2015
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  39. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    pffffft at everyonehatesearljr's comment
     
    #289 skiedfrillet, Sep 16, 2015
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  40. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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    your box gotta be trash.
     
    #290 Jean-Ralphio, Sep 16, 2015
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  41. TLAU

    TLAU Dog Crew
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    pasta in that last pic made me a little sick to my stomach
     
    #291 TLAU, Sep 16, 2015
  42. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    IMO, the real attempts that are disasters are way better than the someone dumping spaghetti-o's on waffles to be funny :twocents:
     
    #292 Truman, Sep 16, 2015
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  43. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #293 UncleJesse, Sep 16, 2015
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  44. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #294 UncleJesse, Sep 16, 2015
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  45. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #295 UncleJesse, Sep 16, 2015
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  46. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #296 UncleJesse, Sep 16, 2015
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  47. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #297 UncleJesse, Sep 16, 2015
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  48. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #298 UncleJesse, Sep 16, 2015
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  49. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    Shit I forgot the giant potato! One sec...
     
    #299 BellottiBold, Sep 17, 2015
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  50. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    #strugglelegs :roll: :roll:
     
    #300 cutig, Sep 17, 2015
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