CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by shaolin5, Jan 20, 2020.

  1. Bankz

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    The got talking points that essentially are telling people to stay home unless they can’t breathe because they can’t test and can’t do anything to treat it.
     
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  2. AptosDuck

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    I think Melania is safe
     
  3. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    LOL that Donald Trump is a potential Super Spreader
    :laugh:
     
  4. Owsley

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    RIP boreal forest
     
  5. laxjoe

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    Yes
     
  6. Bankz

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    invest in flushable butt wipes. We have two little ones and have multiple cases on hand. Went to Costco yesterday and they were sold of it toilet paper. Stopped at a dollar general and was able to scoop up a few rolls to hold us over. But wipes are clutch and my preferred method of cleaning.
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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    Noah built his Ark before the storm.
     
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  8. citrodong

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    Yesterday I started only eating food cooked at home. I'm the most cautious about this of anyone I know and too many dumb shit restaurant workers have told me "this is blown way out of proportion" for me to trust any of these fucks are even washing their hands.
     
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  9. Lyrtch

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    the conspiracies coming out of "intellectual" corners of trumper land are wild
     
  10. AptosDuck

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    Local CVS has TP, but you can only buy one pack at a time

    so I did
     
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  11. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    He is when he sits on the golden commode
     
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  12. Lyrtch

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    i just made a dinner reservation for tonight
     
  13. Illinihockey

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    I really want to go to this awesome Indian buffet over lunch, but I really shouldn't.
     
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  14. theriner69er

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    I've been told these are not as flushable as advertised. I mean yea, they go down, but they don't break down and can ultimately clog your lines. Good luck having corona and a sewer backup at the same time
     
  15. DeToxRox

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    Not with these TP shortages you shouldn’t
     
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  16. Tobias

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  17. Bruce Bowen

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    Went to Chikfila today. There were 3 customers inside. 50 cars or so in drive thru.Granted weather isn't great but still odd.
     
  18. DeToxRox

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    Escape from New York level shit
     
  19. AptosDuck

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    Be sure to make a reservation

    for the men's room shitter

    2pm-4:30pm
     
  20. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    If you start shooting the sick, they won't steal from you when they get hungry. Maybe you could even start with the gay ones.
     
  21. Bankz

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    Not sure, she can’t really speak at work so didn’t get into more detail. when she gets home I’ll know more. But she was told in the email every hospital has 12 kits. I know most doctors offices have none in the area but we’re told some are on the way next week.
     
  22. spagett

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    Pence would probably just say that we need to turn to prayer in times like these, so I'd rather him die first...
     
  23. Patrick Swayze

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    Its time to go full Vegan better for our health and environment
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

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    Kept my two youngest home today. LAUSD shutting down for at least two weeks starting Monday.
     
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  25. Owsley

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    Flushable wipes are absolute hell on our sewer systems, and if their usage increases dramatically, it’ll cause a serious rise in SSO’s and likely shut down some smaller water reclamation facilities.
     
  26. Bankz

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    we can always take a shit in the backyard. If it’s good enough for my dog it’s good enough for me.
     
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  27. Tarpon Nole

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    can I eat my at Augustine lawn?
     
  28. HotMic

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  29. AptosDuck

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    Santa Cruz announced shutdown last night

    Kids are at school today to coordinate with teachers regarding remote/online classes
     
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  30. LookslikeUofI

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    So when does the first covid dating site appear? "I got it You got it - might as well"
     
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  31. Tobias

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    pretty sure only ufc is left right?
     
  32. Patrick Swayze

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    Florida grass isn’t really grass it’s a bunch of green weeds with well water and pesticide. Probably no worse then chicken McNuggets
     
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  33. Bruce Bowen

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    Bout to go to Costco for food. Will grab a pack of TP if they have it but hopes aren't high. Current stock at home: 11 rolls and precisely 336 flushable wipes so I'm good for a bit. I am going to stash one emergency roll away cause 90% of that stock will be used by my wife. I will provider her with TP for #2 only at that point.
     
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  34. HotMic

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    I believe you are correct sir
     
  35. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Amazon still has Farmer's Almanacs for sale. Go 19th Century style :twocents:
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    If you notice a hole in the upper left-hand corner of your Farmers’ Almanac, don’t return it to the store! That hole isn’t a defect; it’s a part of history. Starting with the first edition of the Farmers’ Almanac in 1818, readers used to nail holes into the corners to hang it up in their homes, barns, and outhouses (to provide both reading material and toilet paper). In 1919, the Almanac’s publishers began pre-drilling holes in the corners to make it even easier for readers to keep all of that invaluable information (and paper) handy.
     
  36. Bankz

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    we have been packed all week. Really haven’t had anyone from local government inform us on what to do. We told all staff showing any symptoms not to come in. We also are cleaning areas more often during the day. Told my entire staff it might be likely we shut down for a few weeks so try to prepare for that. Outside of that we are just taking things day by day till people stop coming in or we are told to shut it down.
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

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    there is a boxing match scheduled for Saturday which hasn’t been canceled yet, just won’t have fans in attendance.
     
  38. Mister Me Too

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  39. Pharm

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    What if I use a rolling ball mouse
     
  40. Weedlord420

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    Toilet paper update: CVS was stocked. We back in the poop game boys.
     
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  41. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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  42. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    The universe is conspiring against the Khabib vs. Ferguson fight, I'm starting to think it's better if it doesn't happen.
     
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  43. Truman

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  44. IanBoyd

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    HEB in Austin was still fully stocked on toilet paper, paper towels, bottled water, hand soap etc as of yesterday.

    Or maybe I just got lucky and went as they had a new shipment in idk.
     
  45. 941Gator

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  47. Emma

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    Expecting this at 3

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  48. theriner69er

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    It's annoying listening to my kids complain about me not picking up the dog poop now. Just wait
     
  49. Tarpon Nole

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    Outside my office-

    High woods properties- “hey lets host a food truck rally on site in the midst of a pandemic”

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  50. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    thinking of running by target, walgrees, cvs and such on the way home. Grocery stores are definitely out of stock.
     
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