COVID Sports Updates - Sir Yacht's Fan Club

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    If we get to the point where there are more postponed games than actual games being played is that still us winning?
     
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  2. herb.burdette

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    They have been reading this thread and you now have them convinced.
     
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  3. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Not Covid related
     
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  4. Redav

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    Any games being played at all will be declared as a victory imo
     
  5. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Don’t worry. Our stellar fanbase is on it. And yes this is the same guy who live-streamed himself driving to Chicago to protest.
     
  6. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Oh no we’ll replace them with another :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :smuggyurban:
     
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  7. pez

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    dynamite contribution as always herb
     
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  8. DeToxRox

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    Fuck yeah, Stew. Kill shot!

     
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  9. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Welp, now I gotta but some of his merch.
     
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  10. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I went for a recruits read this board reset. I’ll try to do better next time.
     
  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Am I Stewart Mandel? Who can say!
     
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  12. Redav

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    Roasted his ass
     
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  13. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Yikes.

    I'm glad the fans of my favorite teams would never tweet anything like that.
     
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  14. seanofthedead86

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    He deleted the original tweet

     
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  15. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    He's spent the last hour trying to delete it. Still hasn't figured it out.

     
  16. $P1

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    Sir Yacht's people got to him (Mandel, I mean, not Tennessee Jeff...he's untouchable)
     
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  17. DeToxRox

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    You don’t want to mess with Admirals Goose and Dukebuckeye
     
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  18. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    If COVID leads to a CFB media war, six months of rooting for the virus might turn out be worth it after all.
     
  19. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Don't forget Captain Corch and First Mate Farva.

    Can't think of any ship terms that go with the letter P.
     
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  20. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    that's all I got
     
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  21. Corch

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    Private Pelican
     
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  22. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    tOSU TMB. where our takes are as spicy as our rum

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  23. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    A great typo given the poster
     
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  24. Todd Bonzales

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    Damn it.
     
  25. pez

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    I didn’t think it was a typo
     
  26. SugarShaun

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    Peg leg Pelican?
     
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  27. Thoros of Beer

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    I'll admit, I've volunteered for the COVID Armada. I'm no admiral, nor captain, but a lowly Able seaman. We are here to take your football season.

    With Tobias as Coxswain (lol), we are ready to take on Lil Yachty, Sir Yacht, and the rest of the O$U seamen.
     
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  28. SugarShaun

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    We are prepared to present our seamen
     
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  29. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Pelican The Pegger. I mean some sailers have been known enjoy such things.
     
  30. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    I was curious myself, so googled it. Honestly hard to find that exact info (in the 15 minutes of searching I did). Would be good to know, and odd its so hard to find.

    I did find this recent publication that analyzed the demos which was a worthwhile read as its from PNAS (which should not be biased).. https://www.pnas.org/content/117/36/22035

    It states that 70% of covid deaths were aged 70 and over, so the average conceivably could be 80+ but don't know.
     
  31. Todd Bonzales

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    He didn’t have any pencils, umbrellas, or baseball bats in there.
     
    #12931 Todd Bonzales, Sep 14, 2020
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  32. Big Meech

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    Not at all. But you're calling folks motherfuckers etc for not following guidance. Wasn't meant to be nasty but was curious how you were infected.
     
  33. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    i legitimately have no idea

    texas was a shit show when i got sick, and still is

    i didn’t do anything but go shopping for necessities and take walks around my neighborhood
     
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  34. pez

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    he has a 30 oz tumbler...
     
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  35. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I’ll need to check how tapered it is, but I can be sold.
     
  36. laxjoe

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  37. ugafish

    ugafish Not a new member
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    Yea. I couldn’t find whatever I read in the past that made that claim. Its probably months old by now. I am just not obsessed enough to save links to everything I have seen over the last 7 months. That lack of dedication burnt me here.
     
  38. CUtigers86

    CUtigers86 Well-Known Member

    This guy does nothing to change my opinion that 90% of the OSU fan base is bald white men.

    I’d bet a lot of money he also smells like a mix of a fart and BO with a little old spice to mask it.
     
    #12938 CUtigers86, Sep 14, 2020
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  39. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    He’s got some great gym pics on his page too fwiw
     
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  40. CUtigers86

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    Ugggh pass.

    More familiar with “that guy” than I would prefer to be as a fan of a team that makes the playoff every year that also resides in SC.
     
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  41. HotMic

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  42. $P1

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    You're the actual ship. They're all riding you.
     
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  43. HotMic

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  44. CUtigers86

    CUtigers86 Well-Known Member

    Sounds like the UGA doc is the medical equivalent of Kirby Smart.
     
  45. SugarShaun

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    What’s new
     
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  46. CUtigers86

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    But that isn’t going to happen. As matter of fact, nothing close to that is going to happen. What is pretty gross is a lot of people here would love for that to happen if it furthers their narrative and allows then to say “I told you so”.

    Seems like if your heart was in the right place you would be angry at schools themselves and other establishments that aren’t testing multiple times a week and doing all of the things the football teams are doing to ensure safety. If the rest of the world could mimic what these football teams are doing the world would be a much safer place.

    Not the most sexy thing to drive the narrative though, so i’m not surprised to see CFB is the target.
     
  47. HotMic

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  48. MG2

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    Schools themselves and other establishments don't have the money to test multiple times a week. They don't have the number of tests available to do it, either. Regardless of what side of the debate you're on, these things are obvious.
     
  49. CUtigers86

    CUtigers86 Well-Known Member

    Exactly!

    Therefore, CFB players are in much safer environment than the average person. I don’t understand why this is looked at as somehow more dangerous or wrong when they are voluntarily playing under these conditions.

    Thank you! You are correct in that it’s painfully obvious.
     
  50. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    No the fact is that you can’t test college campuses like that, so there will always be students infecting students and athletes infecting athletes. We haven’t even gotten to flu season so that’s going to be on top of the covid cases as well. Games are already having to be postponed.