Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. Tobias

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    yeah saw hints earlier this morning and then wapo blew the doors off of it. we can't have nice things
     
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  2. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    Spoilers of what?
     
  3. kslim

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    yeah i couldnt find anything out of the ordinary as well
     
  4. MODEVIL

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  5. hood b. goode

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  6. PSU12

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    “It did air. In more than 4 states” lmao
     
  7. MODEVIL

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    Holy shit that guy that destroyed cowherd.
     
  8. Biff Bridges

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    I’ve wavered on my support of the death penalty but people that tweet spoilers keeps me open minded to its continuance. Aired in 4 states? Foh. I wish I could roll on 2.
     
  9. IanC

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    He had been putting out the same nonsense on CNBC long before he got to ESPN. There just wasn't Twitter at the time and all you could do is cringe or roll your eyes
     
  10. Tobias

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    the best is that he said to mcelroy "it aired in alabama i can't believe you of all people would criticize that state"

    way to miss the point, darren
     
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  11. Joe_Pesci

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    dump is Darren Rovell in other words

    Although that's probably more insulting to Darren
     
  12. Boo MFer!

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    He has to be one of the least athletic people I’ve ever seen.

     
  13. The B1G Kucktis

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    I'm not sure what is more disturbing, him doing this or doing it in a Little League World Series jersey.
     
  14. Arrec Bardwin

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    Be less awkward looking :roll:
     
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  16. bertwing

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    This popped up today

     
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  17. BudKilmer

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    How much is the value of this exposure to his brand? Stupid fucking loser
     
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  18. PAHokie

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    Idk if I’ll read, but LOL at RJ Bell prompting a Rowell takedown.
     
  19. cdaysker

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    Every time he displays his athleticism I just become dumbfounded at how little he actually has
     
  20. JeremyLambsFace

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    If I'm seeing the film correctly, he was in such a dumbass stance to start that he had to step back with his right foot before he got going
     
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  21. PAHokie

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  22. PAHokie

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    His body doesn’t bend like at all. I’ve never seen someone so inflexible.
     
  23. cdaysker

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    That tackle omfg :laugh:
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    “Hey, you get out of here, it’s not your content” is an extremely douche chill inducing thing to say and reflects how broken Darren's brain is
     
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  26. spagett

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    I feel like it'd be so fun to push him down.
     
  27. wes tegg

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    Except in his upper back, right behind the shoulders, where it looks like he has an extra joint to ensure bad posture.
     
  28. devine

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    He’s the least athletic human I’ve ever seen. I don’t even think I could try to look as awkward as he is
     
  29. DuffandMuff

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    I know it’s been posted in here before, but he’s basically the nerd from that Recess cartoon.
     
  30. Boo MFer!

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  31. DuffandMuff

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    There’s even better pics of him way hunched over that more accurately depict rovell.
     
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  33. Joe_Pesci

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    Randall was a snitch, not a nerd
     
  34. DuffandMuff

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    Whatever nerd
     
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  35. Corky Bucek

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    :roll: at working for a betting company and not knowing what a unit is

     
  36. Joe_Pesci

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    If we ever meet I'm going to set my phaser from stun to kill
     
  37. Joe_Pesci

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    RJ Bell being the one to get this going is hilarious because of his own past as a lazy, dipshit scammer
     
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  38. Joe_Pesci

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    what is an appropriate insult for someone who sells (or basically sells) picks, but is completely full of shit? scammer seems too weak here. "tout" is what they call themselves, so fuck that.
     
  39. teel

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    genius, fake it till you make it
     
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  40. Joe_Pesci

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    what kills me about someone like RJ Bell is that I have been aware of him since when pregame.com was basically nothing and he recorded podcasts on what sounded like flip phone microphones, somewhere around 2012 because when i finished at UO i was stupid and broke and trying to make a few extra bucks

    you would think in the span of time between then and now he would actually put in the time it takes to learn some stuff so that his betting advice site wouldn't literally lose everyone money who paid for it
     
  41. Joe_Pesci

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    tldr: somehow Rovell isn't the biggest dork idiot in this situation
     
  42. The B1G Kucktis

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    It is impressive how petty Rovell can be about Twitter.
     
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  43. devine

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    It’s 2019 no one is winning money by paying for gambling advice
     
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  44. devine

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  45. Arrec Bardwin

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  46. Boo MFer!

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    There’s not an ounce of athleticism in that body.

     
  47. 941Gator

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    I'm fine with him being slow/not-athletic, as he is only a sports journalist, but at least be witty and creative and unique. At least make up for it in other ways.
     
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