Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. bro

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    like I said, texans are game 12
     
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  2. bro

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    I bet Houston fans give him a standing ovation
     
  3. Gritty Badger

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    Schefter never tagging the ESPN reporter who actually broke the news always enrages me

    plus Trotter is my boy so now I'm doubly pissed
     
  4. HoosDaMan

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    That’s kinda fucked up.
     
  5. Tobias

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    but i thought he was innocent according to duke

    guess he’s accepted this suspension out of the kindness of his own heart
     
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  6. dukebuckeye

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    Wahhhhhhh
     
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  8. CTownND

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    He's apologizing, not because he did anything wrong but because "some people were triggered"

    Don't think I'll ever be able to root for this guy

     
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  9. Tobias

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    you would happily let your wife and daughter be sexually assaulted by an athlete if it meant more wins for your favorite team literally no one gives a shit about your pathetic posturing on this. you’re deranged and insane
     
  10. dukebuckeye

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    I don't have a daughter.
     
  11. bro

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    so pathetic. just admit it you slimy fuck
     
  12. Tobias

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    thank god, you freak
     
  13. bro

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    all time response.

    instead of rebuking it, you just state you don't have a daughter. amazing
     
  14. electronic

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    I hope every single woman he’s ever assaulted bleeds him dry of every goddamned penny he’ll ever earn.
     
  15. Bruce Wayne

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    My favorite Schefter-ism is always trying to get even partial credit by jumping on a "confirming" it
     
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  16. The Fuck Lion

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    I think this is very real possibility - that he is never the guy he was at his peak in Houston.

    Would be the crescendo to all of this and peak Browns for that to be the end of the story.
     
  17. CF3234

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    the video is even worse

     
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  18. bro

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    glad that POS is appropriately adorned in gross Cleveland Browns colors
     
  19. Tobias

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    i willingly give up $5m just to move on. it’s called being charitable
     
  20. CF3234

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    time to renegotiate Rog
     
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  22. SugarShaun

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    While I don’t agree with it, of course the GM is going to say that
     
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  23. CF3234

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    yea, you can't reverse course and say you regret paying 2 first round picks and giving a shit ton of guaranteed money at this point. Just have to jump on the grenade.
     
  24. Shinzon

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    Translates to “we were certain there was no video evidence or smoking gun of any kind.”
     
  25. The Fuck Lion

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    This exactly.

    Cleveland made sure this was he said she said and then made their move.
     
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    I normally don’t ever like to see any player get hurt and be unable to play, however…
     
  27. Nole96SC

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    All these “im sorry a lot of people think i did something wrong” apologies are maddening.
     
  28. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    hey, he's a POS and trash Watson as much as you want, but I will not accept libelous statements on the beauty of the Cleveland Browns color scheme and uniforms
     
  29. bro

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  30. DUCKMOUTH

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    He ain’t wrong
     
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  31. Handcuffed

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    this entire situation is gross but i'm so incredibly disgusted at his "return" being against houston so it can be marketed better on tv
     
  32. UKupNorth

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    Exactly. You know the NFL is eating this shit up. All about the ratings.
     
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  33. DUCKMOUTH

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    Yeah, that shit is so intentional. Such a bad look to allow that happen
     
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    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

  35. SugarShaun

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    I think the 11 games has more to do with this

     
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  38. Baron

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    what the fuck

    :roll::roll::roll:
     
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  39. Redav

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    "Organizations run by NFL owners or friends of NFL owners and very little will go to victims"
     
  40. DUCKMOUTH

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    What a fucking idiot
     
  41. Dildo Dawgins

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    Just a truly awful family in every aspect.
     
  42. bro

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  43. TC

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    They did share a McDonald’s meal together in college
     
  44. bro

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  45. bro

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  46. Shinzon

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    When the PR team gives you the positives to carefully work in when appropriate. But you panic and blurt it all out once in an awkward spot.
     
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  47. ashy larry

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    but they’re donating his fine to organizations who prevent sexual misconduct!
     
  48. Bo Pelinis

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    Players smack women and children or sexually assault people and it’s like yeah redemption stories but when they draw attention to American systemic racism the nfl is like nah you’re dead to us
     
  49. ~ taylor ~

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    Dude has a guaranteed quarter of a billion coming his way, but needs to get that accrued season to get to his next contract faster.