Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. racer

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    Ha
     
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  2. devine

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    Lol he looks like shit
     
  3. SugarShaun

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  4. Jimmy Mac

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    Rub and tugs were Watsons infinity stones
     
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  5. Corch

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    Shoot the Browns franchise into the sun and strap Watson to the front of the rocket
     
  6. CTownND

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  7. SugarShaun

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  8. CTownND

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    Tweet from Josina Anderson saying the boos for DeShaun Watson seemed suspiciously loud for the amount of people here, implying the Texans were pumping in boos
     
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    “Nobody could possibly hate sexual assault this much” is quite a take
     
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    Josina has same lack of soul as Shefty
     
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    Definitely didn’t win because of watson
     
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    Imagine being a smooth brained moron and thinking that powerful men don’t get away with pretty much everything.


    “Sarah Flores, a Houston season-ticket holder who had her red Texans No. 4 jersey signed by Watson, said she believed Watson was "100%" innocent of the allegations made against him.

    "Somebody as successful as he is would never go and jeopardize his career like that," she said.
     
  13. 40wwttamgib

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    Sarah’s a dumbass.
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    "It's really amazing how we've been able to have him not rape women during this time"
     
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    Schefter and Maggie Haberman should have an “Access Journalism” megaspawn.
     
  16. nexus

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    Sarah is 100% convinced the election was stolen
     
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  17. steamengine

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    I was at the game and it was honestly one of the grosser experiences of my life. These people are deranged.
     
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  18. devine

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    Yeah it was definitely worth signing this fucking bum
     
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  19. BudKilmer

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    and the Texans own their draft picks :laugh:
     
  20. DUCKMOUTH

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    Watson being garbage for the rest of his career would make me believe the world isn’t all evil again.
     
  21. CaneKnight

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    I just want him to suffer a career ending injury. He gets his karma and so do the browns. Fuck these pieces of shit
     
  22. SugarShaun

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    While I wish this would happen, as a Browns fan I know he will actually stay healthy so we are forced to continue to watch him play. On the bright side, the longer and worse he plays, the better the chance someone may call out the Browns for making the trade and giving him that contract
     
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  23. JonathanCoachman

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    I doubt you’ll get your Happy Ending. I guess you could try and force it to happen but that would be way out of bounds ethically speaking.
     
  24. Pelican

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  25. dome foam

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    After years of outright organizational malpractice/getting absolutely owned in trades, it had to be the Browns that made the Texans look well-managed.
     
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  26. JonathanCoachman

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    So far, Houston is looking like prime Belichick fleecing the late stage zombie Al Davis era Raiders in this deal.
     
  27. devine

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  28. TAS

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  29. DuffandMuff

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    At least they got him at a discount.
     
  30. Redav

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    The best thing that could happen is he's absolutely terrible for the Browns
     
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  31. TAS

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    And no more women get sexually assaulted by him
     
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  32. roggins

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    Or dies on the field. But either would be cool.
     
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  33. Redav

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    Oh yeah, that would be good too. :loldog:
     
  34. JonathanCoachman

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    The Browns were built on God's Name, Image and Likeness.
     
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  35. Doc Louis

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    Ok so new list, best thing that happens is he's terrible for the browns, doesn't rape any more women, world peace, and for TMB members to get $30 million dollars each month for life.
     
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  36. CaneKnight

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    Career ending injury as well
     
  37. laxjoe

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    Honestly no. I’d rather he just suck
     
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  38. laxjoe

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    I’m certain this has been posted already and I do not care. Fuck them browns
     
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  39. CaneKnight

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    Nah fuck him
     
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  40. laxjoe

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    I feel like him just sucking would be harder on him. If he injures himself, he can blame it in terrible luck. And if only…!!
    If he just sucks, he just sucks and fuck him. Also, likely harder for Cleveland to move on
     
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  41. CaneKnight

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    Fair I just hate that he can play despite all that shit he did. He doesn’t deserve his career
     
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  42. laxjoe

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    If his contract wasn’t so famously fully guaranteed, I’d also be harder on the injury train. As it is, if he’s going to get paid, I’d rather he be tearing down a franchise at the same time because fuck Ohio state fans as well
     
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  43. buckwild

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    Pretty rude
     
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  44. Killy Me Please

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    Wish it was Dallas
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

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    counter point: a career ending injury just means he gets retire early and it doesn’t impact his bag. Sucking will make him a pos who sucks.
     
  46. CaneKnight

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    Imagine going to play and just having fans constantly call u a fucking rapist :laugh:
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m not a Cleveland , Texan or Clemson fan so I really have no skin in the game. Therefore this might be weird but what bothers me the most about Watson (other than the obvious) is that he seemed to be a good person. A person who was doing good shit in our communities. I can’t call it a betrayal because that would be weird. But, probably understand what I am trying to say.
     
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  48. CaneKnight

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    I get what ur saying but think about all these religious folks who end up being fucking pedophiles. It’s sociopathic/psychopathic behavior
     
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  49. devine

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    He was also just using the guise of charity/helping the community to further abuse women. One of the victims I believe he kept telling he wanted to help black businesses then he assaulted her
     
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