Diddy

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  1. shaolin5

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    Guys, you gotta watch this

     
  2. Fidelio

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    I'm waiting for someone else to like this

    doubt he makes it to gen pop
     
    #402 Fidelio, Sep 22, 2024
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  3. two

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    What other celebrities gonna get wrapped into this? Usher? Meek Mill?
     
  4. hood b. goode

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    The web of diddy is long and wide

     
  5. Chipper>Jeter

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    Ashton Kutcher is catching heat. Really makes you wonder when two of his best friends are sex offenders.
     
  6. Shiggityshwo

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    Drake's about to age another 10 years
     
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  7. two

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    I know the one dude from that 70s show - who was the other
     
  8. Fidelio

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    p did
     
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  9. Chipper>Jeter

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    He and Diddy have been friends for awhile.
     
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  10. BP

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    Usher did the same
     
  11. BudKilmer

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  12. killerwvu

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    Wait, what??
     
  13. Chipper>Jeter

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    What a Chappelle show episode that could have been.
     
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  14. Whammy Business

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    Would have been *chef’s kiss*.
     
  15. Can I Spliff it

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  16. bertwing

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    Saw some reel that a basketball court in one of his houses had beds off to the side
     
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  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Heard same thing. Like set up to lay around and watch them. I assume covered in baby oil and holding at least 20 dildos a person.
     
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  18. Tricky Dick

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    Sounds like an SEC frat party
     
  19. BudKilmer

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    is this court still open to the public. Asking for a friend I mean skiedfrillet
     
  20. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos be a hitter, babe
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  21. Sir Phobos

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    that was only in reference to him owning a house with a court with beds on it. I've little doubt that dude sat there watching ten dudes swing dong up and down the court.
     
  22. Lip

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    Him being cell mates with SBF is pretty fucking hilarious
     
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  23. Eathan Edwards

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    There's gonna be some entertaining lawyering on this one:

    As for why Combs would need 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lube if the rapper was having threesomes and not “freak offs,” Agnifilo told TMZ, “I don’t know where the number ‘1,000’ came from. I can’t imagine it’s thousands [of bottles of baby oil and lube], and I’m not really sure what the baby oil has to do with anything.”

    When TMZ’s Harvey Levin explained that the baby oil could be used as “a lubricant for an orgy,” the rapper’s attorney responded, “I guess — I don’t know what you need a thousand [for]. One bottle of baby oil goes a long way. I don’t know what you need a thousand for.”

    Agnifilo added, “[Diddy] has a big house. He buys in bulk. I think they have Costcos in every place where he has a home. I mean, have you sat in a parking lot of a Costco and see what people walk out of there with?”

    https://nypost.com/2024/09/25/enter...r-blames-costco-for-1000-bottles-of-baby-oil/
     
  24. Shinzon

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    The Costco defense isn’t gonna work as well with all the bottles that are probably GHB.
     
  25. Saul Shabazz

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    Dildos too
     
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  26. Saul Shabazz

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    I've seen ladies and Fellas with bags of fake dicks from Costco
     
  27. fuckthestateoftx

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    her shit has been deleted since January btw
     
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  28. ned's head

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    Learning that diddy is like my dad in that he makes purchases for a lifetime when there's a deal isn't what I expected for my Thursday morning. Now I need to know how many rolls of paper towels he has in the closet
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    Not sure about costco, but Sam's sells dildo variety packs in the 100s per pack

    It's a good deal
     
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  30. DrTomOsbourne

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    Diddy wins the horniest man award. Congrats
     
  31. buckwild

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  32. DrTomOsbourne

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    I forgot to add hes a massive piece of shit
     
  33. Sanjuro

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    I’ll be honest and say that the drug (Tusi or pink cocaine) that Diddy is apparently having withdrawals on while being held in detention sounds like a pretty good fucking time. Cocaine, MDMA, Opioids, Meth, psychedelics all rolled into one. I don’t know how you keep an erection on all of that during a freak off but that man was blitzed out of his mind.
     
  34. ohbluefan

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    Hims.com for your erection needs.
     
  35. Chipper>Jeter

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    R Kelly
     
  36. ono

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  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    There's a poster on ShaggyBevo/Surly Horns whose dad purchased a several hundred pound christmas wrapping paper roll. They wrapped every gift with it for at least 20 years and still had plenty iirc.
     
  38. chuckmasterflex

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    I’m “that drug cocktail sounds too exhausting” years old
     
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  39. mb711

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    It sounds like the 21 Jump Street drug
     
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  40. DuffandMuff

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    It’s 2CI/2CB. Synthetic designer drug. Not sure it’s what I’d want to be on at an orgy. Although I know nothing about it, ahem.
     
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  41. Fargin'

    Fargin' 50% soulless
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    Don't think it is. Think it's just a mix of existing drugs, not it's own thing like the 2C fam.

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37162319/
     
  42. DuffandMuff

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    That just put my brain in a blender. Idk what to think. Other than it’s always been pink.
     
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  43. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Needed a few minutes to catch my breath from laughing at "pumping the dooky chute"

    :laugh:
     
  44. bertwing

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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    I think of you each time I have to restock copious amounts of dildos around my house. I know you're the procurement & sourcing manager over this department and find the perfect match between quality and price.
     
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  46. Lip

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    why not? 2C drugs are advertised specifically as being sex enhancing drugs
     
  47. DuffandMuff

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    Can only speak from personal experience.
     
  48. snowfx2

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  49. Sir Phobos

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    I mean, at this point he really should consider suicide. a generational rapist and chomo in prison for the next 20-30+ years? that's a long, painful life to live.
     
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