Egg prices thread

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  1. steamengine

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    You don’t want to know
     
  2. steamengine

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    Don’t forget $130 smoothies
     
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  3. One Two

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  4. Eathan Edwards

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    Our egg prices don't seem "that" outlandish based on some of the other prices listed - $6.99 for a dozen large organic at a normal store
     
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  5. Doc Louis

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    And the $155 candles
     
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  7. Kevintensity

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    My almost two year old didn't want the scrambled egg I made for her this morning. Doesn't she realize how much eggs are?
     
  8. Eathan Edwards

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    I didn't see this mentioned anywhere but Denny's has added an "egg surcharge" to their dishes that include eggs.
     
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  9. 40wwttamgib

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    In my day that becomes lunch, then dinner and so on.
     
  10. AptosDuck

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    Back in my day the pretentious Angelinos just went to Gelson's
     
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  11. VaxRule

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    They also ate at the Brown Derby
     
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  12. Redav

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    Right next to Helm's Deep
     
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  13. skiedfrillet

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    Erewhon has elite pistachios
     
  14. theseasonisover

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    erewhon sounds like a place tortured by the legend of a hibernating dragon that’s only safe as long as it slumbers
     
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  15. devine

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    I’m starting to have a sickening feeling my egg prices aren’t going down

     
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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    Love supply chains that are 0 days.

    Nothing like Corporations immediately jumping on a chance to rip off their customers
     
  17. bruce bowen

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    I think we misheard Trump during the election, he didn't say "we're going into a golden age" but rather "we're going to golden egg prices".
     
  18. Lip

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    not your best work
     
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  19. bruce bowen

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    Fair. I'll blame it on my lack of sleep/being sick.
     
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  20. Truman

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    Nah. Shooters shoot.
     
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  21. a.tramp

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    I liked it for the effort bruce bowen . Can’t let it get inside yoir head when you are sick and still going out there and hustling.
     
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  22. bruce bowen

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    Big shoutout to all my fans and supporters. I couldn't shitpost as well (or poorly) as I do without you. You're the real MVPs
     
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  23. NineteenNine

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    Yeah. lol at raising the prices to the consumer before the product with the additional tax is even in stores.
     
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  24. Truman

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    Prices are never coming down. Egg prices will, but general consumer products will not to any significant degree
     
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  25. GoodForAnother

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    My hotel is sitting on a gold mine
     
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  26. bro

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    prolly not even real eggs
     
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  28. bruce bowen

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    Not an egg to be found at Whole Foods today. Nor any brand full fat cottage cheese. It’s rough out here. Thankfully I have some kirkland egg bites to get me by.
     
  29. DirtBall

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    Dylan G warned everyone ‘the egg bar is coveted as fuck’ yet no one listened.
     
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  30. Kevintensity

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  31. Randy Dangus

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    Those hotel eggs always look like croc eggs and they’re hard/dense as fuck. I’m convinced they don’t come from hens.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    got to respect the hustle a real hard hat coach’s son type of shit poster.
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    Take it to the gross “cheese” thread!
     
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  34. bruce bowen

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    Watch it bud. The CCB (cottage cheese boys) run deep here.
     
  35. One Two

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    Egg prices are bad but the chicken wings at grocery stores getting progressively smaller is a slow motion nightmare
     
  36. skiedfrillet

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    unpopular opinion: i don't like the big meaty chicken wings. i like them small and well done
     
  37. One Two

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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    18 for $7 so we got 2 packs. That honestly might last us a month. We’ve been eating a lot less eggs since this bullshit started. No eggs to be found at Costco
     
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  39. CUAngler

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  40. Taques

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    just made a 12-egg omelette
     
  41. GoodForAnother

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  42. devine

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    Guess we don’t even need Elon to find the Tmb moderator fraud
     
  43. One Two

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    We need him to do some cleaning up around here
     
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  44. Biship

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    Stanberry farms “free range” brown eggs 3.99 today
     
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  45. a.tramp

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    Just used 8 yolks for panko-fried calamari steak batter, whites went right into the drain.

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  46. DirtBall

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    A piece?
     
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  47. The Banks

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    What’d ya do with the whites?
     
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  48. a.tramp

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    you caught me before the edit you damn arctic wanker!
     
  49. EdmondDantes

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    this fuckin administration
     
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  50. Clown Baby

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    You couldn’t have used the whites in the morning for an omelet, you wasteful piece of human dog shit