Fast and Furious thread

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  1. AIOLICOCK

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  2. Jack Parkman

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  3. Fusiontegra

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  4. pearl

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  5. bigred77

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    that splash picture is like fast and the furious meets mad max and throw in a submarine

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  6. bigred77

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    LOL at the Rock ice skating out the drivers door to push a moving torpedo to aim it

    the writing room for these movies has got to just be fun as shit
     
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    kind of sucks that they just spoiled the sub scene and likely climax/finish of the movie.
     
  8. pearl

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  9. Tobias

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    can't wait for opening night
     
  10. Gaknight

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    So excited
     
  11. TheGrifter

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    Currently sitting at 76% on RT after 21 reviews.

    Apparently Statham and The Rock's rivalry/bromance is the best part of the movie, which I thought was pretty obvious in the trailers.
     
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  12. pearl

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    It was ridiculous! Over the top! Implausible!

    I fucking LOVED IT!!! <3<3<3
     
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  13. NilesIrish

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    You just look at the cast for these things and realize it has to be the most fun thing going. Hope to have time to see it tomorrow.
     
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    it made the other ones look like documentaries. insanely over the top and i loved it
     
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    Headed towards the largest World Wide Opening Weekend of all-time. :ohholkyfuck:

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  16. lazy bum

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    I was kinda disappointed in it. It definitely wasn't as fun as the others have been for me.

    The Rock is still great. Statham was pretty good. But the subtraction from the cast over the past few movies is taking its toll. Losing Brian, Han, and Wonder Woman leaves things spread kinda thin with what's left.
     
  17. Why?Pokes

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    So fucking good, right up there with 5 imo. I'll prob see it a second time at the theater.
     
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    8
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  19. wes tegg

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    It was up there with one and five. I laughed my ass off and left with a huge smile on my face.
     
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    rock's first "sumbitch" and him saying "daddy's got to go to work" had me in tears
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    It's no secret that I love Dwayne Johnson, but his performance was objectively marvelous.
     
  22. wes tegg

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    And Statham as a good guy has me so damned excited for 9.

    When he and his brother rolled into the plane with jet packs on, I literally cheered.
     
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  23. pearl

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    My theater clapped
     
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    I think in one of the fight scenes I saw a Rock Bottom onto a railing.
     
  25. wes tegg

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    You did. If you'd been in my theater, you would have also seen me fist pumping when it did.
     
  26. petere1588

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    Haha I leaned in to tell my wife to watch for it, forgetting she has no idea what to look for. When he did it I said under my breath "The fucking Brahma Bull" to which she looked at my grinning face with rolled eyes.
     
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  27. AlternativeFactsRule

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    It seemed less car-centric than the others. Also
    He fucking killed Han, Dom
     
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  28. Wu

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    For someone relatively unfamiliar with the continuity, should I watch the last 2-3?
     
  29. TheGrifter

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    Yes.

    If you don't enjoy 5-7, then you won't like 8.
     
  30. yaywaffles

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    prison escape scene was fucking awesome
     
  31. pearl

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  32. ANTWONE

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    Damn the Asians love this series
     
  33. Teflon Queen

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    That is just embarrassing for mankind
     
  34. Jax Teller

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    Just saw it. The whole soccer scene had me dying laughing.
     
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  35. pearl

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  36. Lenin

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    my god it blew me away

    i laughed. i cried. i cheered. just a full range of emotions. It was just so enjoyable.
     
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  37. Lenin

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    I liked turning Statham into a good guy because his chemistry with the Rock and Vin is unbelievable
     
  38. Lenin

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    Han outside of TD was a bit stale and not much of a character to me, and Statham brings so much more to the table, and I love GG but Nathalie Emmanuel is much better fit looks wise and character wise.
     
  39. pearl

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  40. elfrid

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  41. Lenin

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  42. Jack Parkman

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    Saw it last night and loved it. After his surprisingly hilarious performance in Spy Staham has grown on me recently and I really enjoyed his scenes. I had no idea about the feud between Diesel and the rock

    A week before filming ended, Dwayne Johnson had a secret meeting with co-star and executive producer Vin Diesel to address personal and professional issues between the two. This happened after Diesel reportedly canceled some of Johnson's planned scenes at the last minute. On several occasions, Diesel also reportedly refused to show up to the set as he was scheduled, leaving hundreds of cast, crew & extras waiting on set for him for more than six hours. In response to this, Dwayne posted on Instagram: "This is my final week of shooting #FastAndFurious8. There's no other franchise that gets my blood boiling more than this one. An incredible hard working crew. Universal has been great partners as well. My female co-stars are always amazing and I love 'em. My male co-stars however are a different story. Some conduct themselves as stand up men and true professionals, while others don't. The ones that don't are too chicken shit to do anything about it anyway. Candy asses. When you watch this movie next April and it seems like I'm not acting in some of these scenes and my blood is legit boiling - you're right. Bottom line is it'll play great for the movie and fits this Hobbs character that's embedded in my DNA extremely well. The producer in me is happy about this part. Final week on Fast 8 and I'll finish strong. ;/ #IcemanCometh #F8 #ZeroToleranceForCandyAsses" Diesel confronted Johnson in a secret meeting, the day after Dwayne's message was posted online. However, they were not able to resolve their issues.
     
  43. lazy bum

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    shocking that the most boring part of the franchise is jealous/feels threatened by the most entertaining and exciting part of it.
     
  44. Corch

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    Loved it.
     
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  45. Fusiontegra

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    Just got home. Awesome and ridiculous, as expected.

    However, the further we get from the event, the more it bugs me how they wrote Brian and Mia out. The reference to them during the movie was dumb - especially now that Dom and Letty are in the exact same position. Cipher(stupid fucking name btw) pointed out the exact same thing to Dom as Dom did to Brian, in 7: they were still in the game for the thrill. Is Dom just going to retire now, too? Of course not, so the storyline of Brian and Mia just quitting(even in the face of group and world chaos) is dumb.

    I don't know how, but they should have killed Brian, I think.

    Also, everyone in the theater knew Dom Jr was going to be named Brian - which is also dumb, since Dom has another bff that actually died in the movies, so why not name him that, if Brian and Mia are just off in paradise, retired?
     
  46. Fusiontegra

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    Last bit of rant: the only thing I could think of when Cipher was explaining her grand plan to Dom was john Travolta in Swordfish.

    And then the gang and went all Groot on Dom at the end and I laughed a little.
     
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  47. Jack Parkman

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  48. MoJo

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    Saw it last week and absolutely loved it.
     
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    giving a like to this post feels like something which would be unearthed 20 years from now.
     
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