Fucked around and found out

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fuzzy Zoeller, Aug 27, 2021.

  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Obviously way too expensive imo iyam
     
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  2. ats

    ats I heard Vance and all of Ohio love couches

  3. Doc Louis

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    Maybe they got that Lloyd's of London insurance coverage like all responsible sandbar homeowners
     
  4. Nole0515

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  5. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 Not all time is Standard time, bitch
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    Is that the one that went missing in a tornado?
     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  7. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Pretty sure this is several years old now, but I watch it multiple times every time I come across it. Cannot run up on a lady much bigger than you who's absolutely pumped to throw down, you're going to get your old bitch ass whooped.
     
  9. gilstein21

    gilstein21 Tight Rip 26 Seal Right
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    His air jabs right before catching that hand, ha
     
  10. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Who WAS ON A SCOOTER, calmly whopped his ass, then goes back to shopping
     
  11. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    That’s the best part. Ass whoopin, back to the scooter, ok where the bread I was lookin for…
     
  12. IHHH

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    They also gave him the opportunity to just walk away…but no way that old idiot was going to take it
     
  13. Redav

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    His first punch was probably four feet from landing without exaggerating

    Also kills me that looks like she's getting into a motorized cart there at the end
     
  14. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  15. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Hey gurl
     
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  17. The Banks

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    Who tf brings a gun to a pool party. What’s the context here?
     
  18. HowdyHorns

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    Uh Texas. It says it right there in the tweet.
     
  19. Line 4 Guy

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    200w.gif
     
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  20. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    honestly, he's lucky he's not dead. forget Texas, I'm not sure there's a state in the Union where you couldn't have shot that guy in the face until it clicked and picked up charges much less have to worry about the acquittal.
     
  21. AptosDuck

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    Yeah but then they would have to clean the pool
     
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  22. SD_Irish

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    This is exactly the type of person who has no business owning a gun. He’s going to get himself or others killed.

    I still can’t believe we live in a society where carrying weapons like this is so commonplace.
     
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  23. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    far from the first time someone has been casually dropping n bombs while listening to a david allan coe record
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    have to listen carefully but white dude drops a couple hard Rs
     
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  25. NYGator

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  26. BayouMafia

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    that Bison showed a lot of restraint
     
  27. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    we propagate too easily as a species.
     
  28. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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  29. IHHH

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    the hammer guy showed a lot of restraint
     
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  31. Can I Spliff it

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    that could be anyone!
     
  32. NYGator

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    By definition…

     
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  33. Artoo

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    On one hand, funny as fuck.

    On the other hand, fuck repo men and (predatory) tow trucks. Class traitor fucks
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    Omg that’s totes real
     
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  35. Cornfed Buffalo

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  36. NYGator

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  37. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  38. laxjoe

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  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    i don’t know anything about anything but I especially don’t know anything about gators and their bites so I ask does he have a hand when the gator releases him?
     
  40. Nole0515

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    as long as the gator didnt go in a death roll yeah, he'll have his hand its just crushed
     
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  41. chet fire

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    What about a wedding ring, will he still have his wedding ring?
     
  42. Clemson327

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    As long as he didn’t wake up his wife, he will.
     
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  43. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  44. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 Not all time is Standard time, bitch
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    There's a thread called "alive or not"
     
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  45. Line 4 Guy

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    Not sure how the 2nd video was fafo.
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    "God damn it Joey"

    :roll:
     
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