Fucked around and found out

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  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Referencing this amazing post in case you missed it,

     
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  2. Doc Louis

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  3. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 StEvIS_iN_cBuS/LandlordBob stalks me
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    Damn shame. Just a damn shame.
     
  4. Doc Louis

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    Slowest researching artist in the business
     
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  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I posted the wrong tweet, it was this banger

     
  6. Clown Baby

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    Dear Lord, please make my testicles smaller
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    i know what you mean just saying that the likelihood of us having to deal with that is basically zero.
     
  8. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  9. VaxRule

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    Pro tip: If your doctor suggests injecting the vaccine into your balls, find a new doctor.
     
  10. Ladd McHonkey

    Ladd McHonkey The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  11. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  12. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Yeah like amber in House
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Sometimes I think we’ve grown as a community and no longer engage in stupid kink shaming then hate and ignorance rears it’s ugly head. How quickly we forget Be Best.
     
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  14. Doc Louis

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    Plot twist: she doesn't have a cousin in Trinidad.
     
  15. Doc Louis

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    How dare you shame his kink shaming.
     
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  16. Clown Baby

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  17. 40wwttamgib

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    I like my COVID vaccine deniers to have a chin. Thanks!
     
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  18. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 StEvIS_iN_cBuS/LandlordBob stalks me
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    Pretty sure that's a comedian
     
  19. Mister Me Too

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  20. 40wwttamgib

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    aren’t comedians supposed to be funny?
     
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  21. Clown Baby

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    You’re nuts, dude. I chortled at the Shallow Hal reveal.
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I don’t think this is real because it would seem this guy would be all for the vaccine if it was.
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    Who’s fat shaming whom now, Daniel
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

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    Idk my BFF Dr. Jill?
     
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  25. Doc Louis

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    It's tucked behind that sick Carhartt beanie
     
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  26. Doc Louis

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    Come on. You know he wants it super sized.
     
  27. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    “We’ve taken him to specialists all around the world: Zurich, you know, Kentucky”
     
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  28. NDJOECA

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    absolutely fuck every Catholic who doesn’t get the shot, we have as many dumbasses as any other religion, but culturally aligning with evangelical heretics who despise you?
     
  29. Clown Baby

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    Pope Francis, whom I believe to be the literal mouthpiece of God, said to get vaccinated. But at the same time, Cardinal Buttmuncheax of the Archdiocese of Baton Rouge said not to on the Joe Rogan podcast, so who can say?
     
  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Well, we all know Joe Rogan isn’t going to have some guest on his show that isn’t an expert.
     
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  31. NDJOECA

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    https://imgflip.com/i/5mvqbx
     
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  32. Can I Spliff it

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    American religiousness has, like most things, become extremely atomized. Every emphasis on "a personal relationships with god" isnt even remotely grounded in anything besides personal feelings. No introspection, no education, no careful thought.

    So what ends up happening? These people treat their intuition or even their dumb whims as literal guidance from the Lord. Now they're all literal agents of God, because he clearly told them that this is....satanic socialism hiding the kids being victimized by sex trafficking, or whatever garbage they knit together trying to justify why they're correct
     
  33. NDJOECA

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    me praying rosaries to send Cardinal Burke to his creator.
     
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  34. NDJOECA

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    I call this, “the voice in my head is the lord” phenomenon.
     
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  35. NDJOECA

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    you dumb stupid fool, if only we still celebrated Latin mass, everything would be fine.
     
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  36. ned's head

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    You realize that a lot of folks have kids who aren't old enough to get the vaccine, right? I feel pretty good about myself and wife, but I live in constant fear for my kids.
     
  37. TrustyPatches

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    Popping in to let you guys know that I’m good with all post’s mocking Nicki Minaj and or Bill Maher and their covid demises.

    god bless
     
  38. nexus

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    no kids so I live by the timeless words of poet lead singer of the band Drowning Pool, "I don't care about anyone else but me" but the thought of what has to be non stop panic and worry sounds legit terrifying
     
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  39. a.tramp

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    I can support ned's head statement, it is.
     
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  40. NDJOECA

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    I’d gladly wade through the blood of antivax morons if it were not for this.
     
  41. blotter

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    was randomly reading about lead exposure and its slow-moving effects while some rain made its way through my area. almost bumped this thread and got the shitshow going again. Dangerous levels of lead and then social media algorithm brain melting in the 2nd half of their life..I'll just shoutout all the boomers and anyone exposed to high levels of lead who generally keep it together over the years.
     
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  42. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    I’m proud that in my journey from young, ignorant, southern republican to the enlightened lefty of today, I’ve always maintained a healthy hatred for Bill Maher
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    this is a weird reply that has nothing to do with the exchange and what I was referring to. But, yes I do. I been overly cautious because of my kids and grandson. Even when la got rd of the mask mandate I continued to wear one. I do everything I can to stay safe and keep everyone I love healthy and safe. I do everything I can to make sure I don’t get anyone else sick.
     
  44. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  45. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    Where my prayer warriors at?
     
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  46. Can I Spliff it

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    Kidney damage? See you in hell, Roy
     
  47. Tobias

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  48. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    “after a short battle with COVID” what a pussy

     
  49. AptosDuck

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    "Take comfort knowing that his parents are dead too"
     
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  50. The Banks

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    Let this be the last post you shit talk carhartt. Thanks.
     
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