Fucked around and found out

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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  3. bryix

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  4. 40wwttamgib

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    as much as I love shitting on that little dweeb, his hands are tied. If he issued a mandate it’ll be almost immediately struck down by the Republican house/senate. This state sucks fwiw.
     
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  5. VaxRule

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    He should probably still issue the mandate. Make the dipshits be dipshits.
     
  6. 40wwttamgib

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    I totally agree. But he still has an R next to his name.
     
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  8. Mister Me Too

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    It is my understanding that he cannot issue a mandate because the state legislature passed a law that took his ability to do that away.
     
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  9. Tobias

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    so better to tweet out about how the hospitals are asking for one instead of doing literally anything else

    all republicans are bastards
     
  10. Baron

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    He can issue a mandate, they will just repeal it.
     
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  11. BudKilmer

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    Seeing reports the Zorro lady who harassed people in staples is dead as fuck

    REST IN PISS BOZO
     
  12. Tobias

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    which is why you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"
     
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  13. The Banks

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    In my experience, noting that Trump, Tucker, and Hannity have all got the vaccine has been the most effective way to change anti-vaxxers minds.
     
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  15. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Which lady?
     
  16. Clown Baby

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    I have just learned than before Ivermectin was brand name Stromectal, it was marketed as Sklice.
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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  18. Clown Baby

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    Lin Wood calling up a hospital and demanding that Tammy Lee Fubbins be administered Sklice, lest they face a murder charge
     
  19. IV

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    Let me eat paste!

    I’ll have a sklice!
     
  20. Pharm

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    not true. Sklice was fda approved in 2012.

    fda approvals are required for each formulation. Sklice is for treatment of lice
     
  21. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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  22. El Tiburon

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  23. Boo MFer!

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    That guy really loved the covfefe thing.
     
  24. Beeds07

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    I know he’s a Republican but this is one of those moments you get caught trying (to save lives).
     
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  25. Tobias

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    that sounds like the member's mark knockoff brand of surge
     
  26. El Tiburon

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    You can take your Sklice and wash it down with Malk, which now has more vitamin R.
     
  27. Baron

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    Exactly. He's up for re-election in 2022, would rather not save lives than ruffle any feathers with his party.
     
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  28. Beeds07

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    You can definitely find that at family dollar
     
  29. BrentTray

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    Covfefe off!
     
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  30. Tobias

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  31. Boo MFer!

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    Not COVID related but definitely threadworthy.

     
  32. Tobias

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  33. El Tiburon

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    No, Rodney, you don’t have low oxygen levels “thanks to Covid.” You have low oxygen levels thanks to your stupidity in refusing to take routine precautions to avoid Covid.
     
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  34. IV

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    That fucking Bullshit about the difference between law and anarchy is straight garbage
     
  35. Baron

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    Was Facestalking this lady who works at my company. The FB profile is fully public and woooooooo boy at these posts. She bout to fuck around and found out.

    Nothing says I'm about to "find out" better than a syringe swastika as a profile picture
     
  36. Beeds07

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    Anyone who calls mask wearers sheep should be in a death pool
     
  37. electronic

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  38. Bruce Bowen

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    Same ones who call people sheep are currently taking livestock medication. The writing this season is terrible.
     
  39. racer

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    Hope they find out real quick

     
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  40. Can I Spliff it

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    The straw that broke the camel's back was when they were made to put on personal protective suits for hours without toilet breaks while attending to critical patients in a COVID-19 facility.
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    To cut down on personal protective equipment (PPE) costs, they were asked to wear adult diapers and work for 12 hours per shift, nurses told Rappler
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    “They could have eased our work load by reducing the working time, say four or six hours, but they said the PPEs were expensive,”
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    The DJPRMH’s COVID-19 facility has 26 remaining nurses working in shifts, down from 48 in previous months.

    What the fuck sort of business model does this and doesnt shift gears
     
  41. Bruce Wayne

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    Child abuse charges
     
  42. CaneKnight

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    Pig's a pig
     
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  43. Tobias

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    i can save her
     
  44. CaneKnight

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  45. El Tiburon

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    I’m Cuban. Hot pig is my wheelhouse.
     
  46. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Wait...what happened here?
     
  47. CaneKnight

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    You'd be trying to put her in a guillotine 5 minutes after ur first conversation :laugh:
     
    #1600 CaneKnight, Sep 15, 2021 at 1:49 PM
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