Gambling Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Nov 25, 2020.

  1. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    ended up down $15 on my dumb small prop bets

    - Under 6.5 plays opening drive +110 L
    - Over 2.5 players to throw a pass +125 and +150 L
    - Eagles punt first drive +130 L
    - Under 4.5 rushers for Eagles -195 W
    - Jerick McKinnon anytime TD scorer +180 L (tackled at the 1 and then downed at the 1)
    - Hurts/Mahomes combined 4 TD passes exact +400 W
    - Hurts/Mahomes combined 5 TD passes exact +500 L
    - Lebron James combined Pts/Rbs/Asts vs Portland 2/13 greater than Jalen Hurts rush yards -105 Assured L

    right before the game, i threw $5 on a big odds parlay and it really hurt not to hit it. had three of the TDs relatively early in the game and KC had a bunch of subsequent red zone chances later in the game... +3500 = would've won $180

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  2. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    That one McKinnon play on the slip pass looked like a sure TD as it was unfolding.
     
  3. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Woke up to a parlay win I forgot I put $10 on because draft kings randomly recommended it(+500)

    AJ brown over 70 yards
    Kelce over 75 yards
    Devonta smith over 60 yards
    Juju over 20 yards

    Winnings being placed on Baylor ML
     
  4. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    #blessed

     
  5. The Fuck Lion

    The Fuck Lion Well-Known Member
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    Had an all time night last night

    hit on everything

    Chiefs +1.5
    Bet Chiefs +3.5 in the 3Q
    Hurts rushing yards over
    Hurts rushing TD
    Pacheco TD
    D Smith leading receiving yards

    Nice cap to an otherwise shit year for betting football
     
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  6. Speirs

    Speirs Of Topmost Class
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    Would someone be able to place a bet for me, please? I live in one of the few states without legal sports betting.

    I'm looking to place a draw no bet EPL wager.
     
  7. —

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    https://www.betonline.ag/?RAF=DRA0KAUZ&product=SPO

    Signing up there is probably easier than sending a random user money.
     
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  8. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Bet against Ohio State basketball
    Wait till Wizards build a lead bc they’re a first half team and load up against them if they’re playing a half decent team

    I should be rich betting against them but I’m a fucking homer. Do have a lot on GS
     
  9. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Winnings on Baylor -260 and then got Baylor -150 when wvu went up 6 like 8 minutes into the game. Easy money
     
  10. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    you're off to a good start
     
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  11. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    #1 Bama +3 at Tennessee stinks really bad but I'll be a sucker for it.
     
  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Took Bama under 71.5. Vols defense is no joke
     
  13. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Welp
     
  14. theregionsitter

    theregionsitter Well-Known Member
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    Purdue moneyline @ Maryland seems like a decent sprinkle value play tonight
     
  15. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    eating that Purdue cheese as well
     
  16. theregionsitter

    theregionsitter Well-Known Member
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    I really really hate Purdue
     
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  17. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    What are we betting in the XFL today
     
  18. The Hebrew Husker

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    I really want to lock in Maryland -5 over Nebraska but I’m a bit nervous because Maryland is so bad on the road compared to home and also coming off the Purdue upset.

    And the -5 line just stinks.
     
  19. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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    Easy:bananallama:
     
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  20. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    Been on a bad beat, need something to get me going again.
     
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  21. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    Was at the casino last night to kill time. Was playing DJ Wild Stud Poker. Down about 100 (playing small) when wife said time to go. So I put 10 on all four bets (ante, blind, trips and bad beat bonus) and was dealt a wild full house Aces full of 8s. I said I’d love for you to have a straight right now, first card she flips over is a deuce (wild) and then 4, 3, 4, 3 for fours full. Bad beat is 400-1 for full house. Won 4,000 on the bad beat alone, + 20-1 on trips and wins on the others. Racked up with like 4200 after tipping dealer 100.
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  22. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    I've managed to avoid it for years, but I finally am on the wrong side of an all-time bad beat. Michigan State did not cover +5.5

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  23. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    I saw the tying 3, but didn’t know that Iowa was down 13 with 1:30 left. That’s painful.
     
  24. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    Gimme something for this evening
     
  25. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    We betting on the XFL?
     
  26. theregionsitter

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    Purdue + Zags ML

    Hate betting on Purdue but they are incredibly tough at Mackey
     
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  27. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Bet Bama -9.5 +218 a bit ago when they went up 3. -10.5 is now even money so at least I got good value.
     
  28. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Should have done that shit first half.

    Bet Slaw last night and was not pleased the 2nd half till Nick Smith made it close
     
  29. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    Purdue has fucked me over every time this year so far.
     
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  30. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Is this Jake Paul fight an exhibition, and if it is, should I put money of Paul by KO since it's fake?
     
  31. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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  32. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Would love to see how you script an eye injury
     
  33. Long Ball Larry

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  34. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I retired till March madness but saw I had $25 in my account still. That just went on pitt ML +600 to win $150
     
  35. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Took Bama in the 1h when they were down. Ended up down 17 in 2h and somehow this ended up cashing in OT on last second FT's.
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  36. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    ohhaithur or anyone can I get a tutorial on taxes. Say I deposited roughly 4K last year, do I have to pay taxes if I withdraw that this year or do they take into account I’m just even

    I’d like to just play with what I have over that but if I have to pay taxes on an even payout then fuck all that
     
  37. The Hebrew Husker

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    It should be based only on the amount you actually won/overall net.
     
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  38. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    It depends on what state you're in for state tax, but for federal taxes you're expected to claim all of your winnings and then itemize each of your losses in place of a standard deduction. That means that almost no causal bettor is going to make money gambling.

    However, if you're a small fry, it's more likely that you can claim overall net and escape an audit.

    Or you could claim that certain periods of time are sessions and then just claim your winnings from the sessions instead of each bet. I imagine that less than 1% of gamblers, even those who are profitable, follow the exact letter of the law because it's so ridiculous

    What you deposit and what you withdraw has nothing to do with taxes officially
     
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  39. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Straight to jail for you
     
  40. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Yikes
     
  41. The Hebrew Husker

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    Basically what I was trying to say.
     
  42. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    It's completely different unfortunately. The loss of the standard deduction is incredibly expensive
     
  43. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Anyone on Texas +2.5? The court is stormed and they're reviewing a three that would backdoor cover
     
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  44. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Looks like it counted?
     
  45. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    It should've for sure
     
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  46. bbb

    bbb Well-Known Member
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    I tried to bet Booker over 5.5 assists and my book didn’t have any props on that game. Decided later to bet the suns -10.5 seconds before the game started and as I hit submit it rejected the bet so I gave up. F.
     
  47. RalfBully

    RalfBully #21
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    Similar boat. I just received a 1099 from Draft Kings. Do I need to do anything with this? Does DK have to turn these in?
     
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  48. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Those are automatically generated if you meet certain criteria. It's up to you what you want to do with it but dk doesn't care, they just do what's legally required
     
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  49. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    Witherspoon is +210 to be drafted ahead of Christian Gonzalez on DK

    I love Gonzalez (obviously) and he could definitely be CB1 but I love those odds for Witherspoon, who is a scheme fit for Detroit at 6 and felt like the consensus CB#1 before the combine. Gonzalez looked great but Witherspoon didn't participate.