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  1. Jake Scott

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    I fucking hate Landon.

    I also hate that Kathryn has small children because I'd love to see her on an array of drugs just being a raging whore.
     
  2. wes tegg

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    I like Shep and I love Patricia.
     
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  3. Jake Scott

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    Is this Austen lad replacing Whitney? I hope so.
     
  4. Truman

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    Speaking of the kids - LOL at TRav keeping them in the guest house. I guess that's the rich person's equivalent to gating your dog off in the kitchen while youre gone.
     
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  5. Truman

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    Shep is fun, but also a huge douche. Patricia is a cartoon and funny.
     
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  6. wes tegg

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    Got a huge kick out of that, too. "I would rather them vomit on a $200 rug instead of a $30,000 rug."
     
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  7. Jake Scott

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    Yea, you can tell he doesn't do shit with them. He popped over to get some on-screen time with the kids to portray he's dad.
     
  8. wes tegg

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    I think they're both in on the joke. They're without a doubt head and shoulders smarter than anyone else on the show.
     
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  9. Jake Scott

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    You just know back in the day Patricia could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    And bathed one in the fucking kitchen sink.
     
  11. Truman

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    That along with the line about spiders not biting them because they dont like blue blood was amazing.
     
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  12. Jake Scott

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    That's an old southern thing.
     
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  13. Truman

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    I thought bathing infants in the kitchen sink was pretty standard thing? :idk:
     
  14. Truman

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    This is really the main difference between TRav and Shep. TRav doesn't try to keep up any pretenses about being filthy rich. Shep still tries to pretend he's not pretentious while lecturing Craig how he'll never be one of them. Not that Craig deserves any sympathy.
     
  15. wes tegg

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    (1) She's a toddler.
    (2) :idk:
     
  16. wes tegg

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    He does try to act like he's self-made at times, which is hilarious.
     
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  17. Jake Scott

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    T-Rav's house is so sick though.
     
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  18. wes tegg

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    Which one?
     
  19. Jake Scott

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    The one with the guest house
     
  20. wes tegg

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  21. Jake Scott

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    THE ONE HE WAS IN LAST NIGHT WITH THE KIDS GUYS
     
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  22. skiedfrillet

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    HOW ARE NONE OF YOU DISCUSSING THE VANDERPUMP REUNION SHOW
     
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  23. Jake Scott

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    James was oddly hilarious last night.

    Lala needs to go away.
     
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  24. wes tegg

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    I'm kind of interested in this new limehouse chick. That swimsuit was A+.
     
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    Stassi still GOAT, James had me rolling though.
     
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  26. The_QCT

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    Is sober James actually likable?

    Ariana and Lala are both insufferable...but damn I'd love to hate fuck both.
     
  27. MODEVIL

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    yeah sober James seemed like a decent guy
     
  28. The_QCT

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    Face was meh...body was nice though.

    Cameron still the GOAT.
     
  29. 941Gator

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  30. 941Gator

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    lots of shep hate, I just don't see it?
     
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  31. Jake Scott

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    She gets on my fucking nerves too. She adds nothing to the show.

    And can anyone really blame Shay? I'd be on all sorts of pain killers to deal with that whore.
     
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  32. skiedfrillet

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    who's that lucky fella
     
  33. 941Gator

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    c list actor.
     
  34. skiedfrillet

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    he kind of looks like tony romo in those pics

    and i thought to myself "wow dak rly shook romo"
     
  35. The_QCT

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    Yeah...she another insufferable bitch with a banging body I would hate fuck to oblivion. But not in the same league as Ariana or Lala in attractiveness.
     
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  36. Jake Scott

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    I'd want to knock that fake tooth out.
     
  37. Codename Duchess

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    That was nice of Scheana to give the paparazzi a heads up that she would be at the beach with her new boyfriend. Such an attention whore.
     
  38. inurfason

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    Love me some Lisa Vanderpump.
     
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  39. Truman

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    - The kid has it hard enough w the brain/birth defect and then you name it Ascher. Smh.

    - Craig's collar....:doge:
     
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  40. inurfason

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    Landon is the goddamn worst, the worst.
     
  41. wes tegg

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    No, Craig is the worst. She does really suck, though. She used to be kind of endearing, but that was short lived.
     
  42. The_QCT

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    Still trying to figure out what the fuck that was.
     
  43. wes tegg

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    Who is this Walker dude with the mullet?
     
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  44. Truman

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    idk but if his last name isnt Dirt, Im going to be super bummed.
     
  45. wes tegg

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    I love that nobody even batted an eye to that preposterous getup. It's like that dude a while back who was obviously T-Rav's coke dealer.
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    Haha the coke dealer was my first thought
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Shep legit needs to get his ass beat. Like beat the fuck down

    I hope it happens
     
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  48. Jake Scott

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    TRav geeked up on blow beating the shit out of Shep might shutdown television.
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    That would be awesome. TRav has come at Shep a time or two.

    Maybe we just need Shep to tea bag Landon and brag about it for it to go down.
     
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  50. Where Eagles Dare

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    PS...Landon. Stop fucking get laughing all the god damn time. Just fucking speak.